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ARTICLE #4 Cyllarus< conjuncts* 2001-SQ73> in Leo from June 10, 2024 to July 19, 2027. To procure for one’s self a high-paying professional position, one must of course make one’s self available to an interview process – first with a recruiter (or, as is more & more the case these days, a generative AI interface), second with the group, third with each direct report – to determine one’s social suitability for the position. As all this Q&A is ping-ponging back & forth, the head recruiter often mentions the background check – not to ask permission, but, more often than not, stating, “We’re not sure when it is going to be finished.” This makes sense to most people – most people have only the vaguest idea of what a background check might entail. Most people presume a background check involves the collection of official records to determine whether or not the candidate is an excellent worker, a convicted felon or an excellent worker & convicted felon, which would include employee reviews & official records of law enforcement. However, while those who did background checks most likely kept checklists of documents from which to draw for every single profile, truth be told, in an idiosyncratic world, those pursuing the oftentimes hard to reach “last word” may fail to realize that the efforts to collect all that paperwork may have been completed before your actual interview: What you all wait for now is for the potential employer to contact all private investigators, professional adversaries acting as vendors, law enforcement & government officials to get in touch with you personally, to talk to you directly under guise of cover story or false pretense, to find out your attitudes about specific controversial topics that they could only discern as circumstances where one has at stake, absolutely anything significant to win or to lose. ARIES – Read Leo. Whether in the sports arena, as the Atlanta Falcons Eugene Robinson, on film, TV or theater, as comedian Bill Cosby, in the music industry, as Sean “Diddy” or “Puffy” Combs, the star wants the public to think well of them as they represent themselves for somebody whom they are not. For the moment, the motivation of the performer does not concern you. Cyllarus conjunct 2001-SQ73 denotes that it is in the public’s interest to see people for who they really are. TAURUS – Younger family members will have you believe they are doing fabulously well professionally when they in fact trade upon what you don’t know. No matter – Cyllarus conjunct 2001-SQ73 declares that the world provides a fixed limit to all sorts of deceit. The ugly truth scrapes off the veneer of glossy paint with a potency that painfully strips the stain. Let this be a lesson to those not to misrepresent themselves to the tolerant but underinformed. GEMINI – The best way to discern whether an individual is telling the truth under the current influence of Cyllarus conjunct 2001-SQ73 is to ask an extremely penetrating question. Just because one does not answer the question does not mean that they are lying – just the opposite. Conversely, because the answer chronically shocks. CANCER – Your net worth is represented by the accumulated aggregation of your assets. Cyllarus conjunct 2001-SQ73 asks, “How can you be sure that the value that you placed on each one of these assets is truly accurate?” Be much more discriminating. LEO – Read Aries. You are on the precipice of not only fame, but immortality. Cyllarus conjunct 2001-SQ73 will test you to determine if you are who you say you are. More than half of America at the time who had witnessed the ascent to fame & power from the late Sixties to the early Nineties were prepared to witness O.J. Simpson’s fall from grace. Once bitten, twice shy. Prove that you walk your talk. VIRGO – As far as you are concerned, even Michael Jordan had to prove himself – again & again & again. Cyllarus conjunct 2001-SQ73 now agrees, “Enough talk – let’s get to it.” LIBRA – The irony of the candidacy of Democrat John F. Kerry in the 2004 Presidential Election is that he acted as if the Presidency & his campaigning for it fell below his elite character – and, watching Kerry’s biography unfold for the last twenty years, it may indeed be true. Keeping former Democratic Senator from Massachusetts in mind, Cyllarus conjunct 2001-SQ73 suggests that you will soon come into direct contact with professional superiors & clients whose personages resemble this elitist attribute. Penetrating questions will indeed be forthcoming. Answer succinctly, referencing without fully articulating deeper backgrounds. Demonstrate high respect not only for your audience but the gravity of the issues you now discuss. SCORPIO – To work as a motorcycle police patrolman requires bravery. The detective’s penetrating gaze cracks the air. You are not foolish enough to play one against the other – but Cyllarus conjunct 2001-SQ73 denotes that somebody else is. (You all contend with a profoundly elite integrated team.) As Mr. T. would lament, “Pity the fool.” SAGITTARIUS – The ending of Stephen Soderbergh’s Ocean’s Eleven, with the pathos of a classic Hollywood love triangle & Claude Debussy soundtrack, pales wanly in comparison to the pathos of the greatest film of all time, Casablanca, both of which take place at casinos. Why? Cyllarus conjunct 2001-SQ73 replies, “The life circumstances surrounding Casablanca demanded pronounced personal character, not street-smart chutzpah.” There is a meaning to life. CAPRICORN – Cyllarus conjunct 2001-SQ73 asserts that a strategic use of balance transfers in conjunction with bank loans can tame your debt quickly. The key: Be way ahead of whatever instrument has a deadline which rewards early payment. AQUARIUS – You don’t want to reveal how much you admire your new companion because you are too busy competing with them. Cyllarus conjunct 2001-SQ73 declares that your attitude only aggravates this new partner – and with good reason. Expect this companion to issue a challenge to your personal character designed to dispel your juvenile egoism once & for all. PISCES – Weightlifters, gym rats: Sure, your routine will build you up – but something makes you wonder if the results you now see are as ephemeral as sugar. Cyllarus conjunct 2001-SQ73 surmises that they might be. Scale down from heavy bulk weights. Increase repetitions with conspicuously lighter weights. Fool your muscles with concentration as you go through your routine. . < Cyllarus, a centaur planet that traverses between Uranus & Pluto, was discovered in October 1998 & named in June 2003. Cyllarus, the noble husband of Hylonome, was killed by a random spear from an unknown hand in the battle between the Centaurs & the Lapiths. Upon witnessing the death of Cyllarus, Hylonome committed suicide by jumping on the spear that killed her husband in order to die with him. For further information on how to interpret Cyllarus, formerly 1998-TF35, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. > 2001-SQ73 is an unnamed centaur planet discovered on September 19, 2001. The orbit of 2003-SQ73 crosses over the orbit of Uranus. For information on how to interpret 2001-SQ73, note reference too Philip Sedgwick below.
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Research on the above footnotes generously provided to the general public by * A Conjunction is a harmonious aspect wherein two or more planets meet as they transit the same sign. ARTICLE #2 Elatus< in Scorpio sextiles* Pholus< in Capricorn from September 24, 2024 to November 7, 2025. Business professionals & accountants all over the United States look at the civil trial trying former President Donald J. Trump and the Trump Organization with disbelief at their defense strategy: Former President Donald J. Trump, as well as two of the Trump Organization’s high-ranking officers, his sons, Donald J., Jr. and Eric, state that they did not participate in drafting the financial statements for the firm, and could not be held liable for it, as they simply approved what had been handed to them by the accountants. If it was anybody’s fault, this defense infers, it was the accountants’ fault, even though only former President Trump & his family would enjoy the benefit of those accountants’ errors. Reality only set in, as per Newsweek’s Kate Plummer in “Letitia James Has Found 'Smoking Gun' Against Donald Trump – Attorney,” when, “Lawyers for James' office on Tuesday presented McConney with a draft of Trump's net worth statement for 2014 that had a note in blue ink on the first page that said: ‘DJT TO GET FINAL REVIEW.’” ARIES – Administrators, accounting: Bosses are responsible for their own expense report & business credit card transactions. If bosses provide permission for electronic signatures for each & every transaction, then all is well. However, if something is missing or unpaid, Elatus & Pholus denote that you should approach bosses first. TAURUS – Whatever the transaction, wherever the transaction, if the customer or client cannot provide whatever information or money is necessary, the transaction will be declined. Elatus & Pholus explain that only transaction accepted for improper or fraudulent reasons will attract the attention of the police – in which case, the client or customer violated will only know of the violation after the transaction has been approved. GEMINI – Monitor your monthly credit card statement for ongoing subscription charges. Elatus & Pholus warn that, should you fail to monitor these as they happen, you will find that unauthorized ongoing subscription charges will replicate like a virus. CANCER – Yes, leaving a spouse an unexpected dirty voice mail will arouse them – but what if they play it unwittingly on speakerphone during a meeting with a boss. Elatus & Pholus state that the element of surprise does not always delight. Try sexting – it is silent. LEO – The same password for your home email account as you did when Steve Case ran AOL before the existence of Google is no big deal – and who wants to read the advertising spam on your personal email account, anyway? But Elatus & Pholus state that logging into work from home is a whole other animal. Whatever the deadline, usually 90 days, change your email password to work based upon something strictly in your short-term memory – the restaurant special at a diner in a different city is perfect. VIRGO – Men at work: Elatus & Pholus insist that dirty jokes & photos of hot women clad in bikinis or jack noting in emails is forever banned for distribution – amongst all work channels. What you do at home is your business – but why not get a girlfriend? Why not screw your wife? LIBRA – Read Scorpio. Men: If the family patriarch asks you to investigate a situation, and insists that you use code to broach the subject further, Elatus & Pholus advise that you obey. Other family members can be more intrusive than the CIA! SCORPIO – Read Libra. The Scorpion is super famous for always being involved in what is covert & secret. Indeed, Elatus & Pholus insist that some colleagues drop your name to watch other people change their behavior. (You don’t believe this? Recall, “When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen.”) SAGITTARIUS – Nobody is slicker with slang than Sag the Archer. Unfortunately, Elatus & Pholus suggest that new slang you may learn may attract the attention of the police. (Why? If you didn’t already know it, you parroted some criminal organization’s code.) Careful! CAPRICORN – Cops are not always cops – cops are human, too. However, when approaching a cop, especially a friend who is a cop, about police matters, Elatus & Pholus advise that you first approach the cop as a human. Talk football. Then, deep in the third quarter, add, “By the way. . .” Let the cop respond as a cop, “10-4, we’ll swing by on reconnaissance.” AQUARIUS – Officers of the firm, especially involving real estate, private equity, law: Internal nomenclature is so thick that it becomes part of the offices in the building. Elatus & Pholus advise against speaking such internal nomenclature outs of those offices. Keep those words, “Professionally toxic.” PISCES – Detectives: You identify your mark or a criminal party by a clear external mark – tattoo, gang color, baseball cap, scarf, niche sneaker brand. Elatus & Pholus declare that bosses need that information & who the mark or the criminal is. Let them unpackage everything else. < Elatus, a centaur planet that traverses the orbits of Saturn & Uranus, was discovered in October 1999 & named in June 2003. Elatus, along with Chiron, was injured by the same poisoned arrow of Hercules when an entire tribe of centaurs attacked Hercules for drinking the communal wine of the tribe while the centaur Pholus cooked & served Hercules dinner. For information on how to interpret Elatus, formerly 1999-UG5, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. > Pholus, named after the centaur who accidentally died because mighty Hercules was thirsty, was discovered in 1992 & named in 1996. Pholus bridges the gap in consciousness between Saturn & Neptune, forcing us mere mortals to realize that even our most severe discipline is worthless when God wishes to teach us a lesson.
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Research on the above footnotes * A Sextile is a harmonious yet primarily mental & social aspect between either Fire & Air signs (Fire being Aries, Leo, Sagittarius; & Air being Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) or Earth & Water signs (Earth being Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn; & Water being Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces).
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Saturn conjuncts@ They hadn’t seen each other since the Super Bowl afterparty, so they decided to just meet for breakfast at the diner – it would be easier. They kissed. They sat down. Even though they had not seen each other for several weeks, the silence felt comfortable. They looked over the menu with deep interest. After the waiter came & took their order, then returned immediately with their coffee, they regarded each other at length. He knew, sometimes, that he spoke cryptic nonsense, so he tried to keep it light & topical, “Don’t know if you saw it in the news – Oklahoma City will be building the tallest skyscraper in America.” She waved her right hand in dismissive disgust. “Sears Tower in Chicago, Boardwalk at Bricktown in Oklahoma City, is there really any difference?” Her eyes bulged. She gasped in disbelief. “Oh, my God!” she exclaimed. “I had forgotten all about it and you just reminded me. I was going to tell you about the novella I just started writing!” He regarded her duly, misunderstanding. “I didn’t know that you wrote!” he objected. “Usually, just songs,” she replied. She paused. “Can I tell you?” He regarded her duly, understanding better. “Sure, you can tell me!” “Fay Wray meets Judy Garland for breakfast at the Chock Full of Nuts at the Empire State Building to discuss the assigned topic of the two books they read for their own private book club on April 4, 1973,” she begins. “That is the day they opened New York City’s World Trade Center,” he comments. She smiled, clapped her hands & pointed at him. “You are very astute!” “And one month before they finished building the Sears Tower in Chicago,” he finished his thought. “Please stop mentioning these noplace backwaters,” she asked petulantly. She continued. “Anyway, they are about to record their discussion about The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged – ” “By Ayn Rand,” he filled in the blank. “ – according to the assigned topic on a cassette player for distribution on NPR Radio,” she concluded. “In terms of the discussion, Fay Wray agreed to confine her perspective to King Kong – ” “Explaining the Empire State Building,” he commented. “– and Judy Garland agreed to confine her perspective to The Wizard of Oz,” she defined. “Explaining . . . ,” he commented, “what?” She paused. She regarded him with reproach. “That men are still scary to women even in a prepubescent state of nature.” He extended open palms from his forearms before him. “How could I be so foolish?” he asked – rhetorically. He put cream in his coffee. He looked her in the eye. “So,” he began. “What is the assigned topic?” “‘Is Ayn Rand a feminist?’” she smiled. He smiled. He grinned. “You like it?” she asked. “What’s not to like?” he asked. “I assume that, given that Judy Garland died in 1967, this is revisionist history.” “Glenn Ford decides to retire & to marry Judy Garland in 1963 after the success of The Courtship of Eddie’s Father,” she explained. “Too much information,” he complained. “And it is revisionist historical fiction,” she corrected him. “I stand corrected,” he said, “but, for the moment, I’ll just sit.” “So, Fay Wray turns on the cassette recorder, and the two discuss if Ayn Rand is a feminist, based upon The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged while eating breakfast at the Chock Full of Nuts at the Empire State Building for their own private book club on April 4, 1973,” she concluded. “Referencing the archetypical architect Howard Roark and the archetypical engineer & inventor John Galt, both with utterly inviolable ethics,” he inferred. “Of course!” she concurred. “Ironically,” he added, “on the day they opened New York City’s World Trade Center.” “It is not irony when you do it on purpose,” she corrected him. She absolutely smirked. He sipped his coffee. He paused. He thought. “Like the groundbreaking of Liberty One on the day of the MOVE bombing,” he commented. She paused. She did not know what he said. “I’m sorry?” she apologized. “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain,” he instructed via quotation. “What did you conclude?” “What did they conclude?” she corrected him. “This is revisionist historical fiction!” “But of course!” he confirmed. She paused a dramatic pause for her big finale. “‘A real woman attracts a man who will then take care of their family,’” she replied. He sipped more coffee. He paused. “The two of them thought that?” “The two of them concluded that, yes,” she softened her correction. “Well,” he said, “I must read this book.” “Novella,” she corrected. The waiter carrying their food was arriving. “But I think she – Ayn Rand, that is – would see it differently,” he disagreed. “Do tell,” she instructed. “I’ll keep it brief so we can eat,” he said as the waiter served them their food. “Ayn Rand was not a Puritanical North American native,” he explained. “She was attracted to a man who knew his own power, and who proved it by building his symbol of that power, the skyscraper. What he did after that was his own business.” “Their own business,” she corrected. He paused. He grinned. “No comment.” The waiter left. “Breakfast is hot,” he raised his fork. “To be continued.” ARIES – Write down the scariest dreams you have under the current influence of Saturn & Nessus in a journal. They, most likely, do not reflect your psychological state of mind. Rather, they reflect the impersonal admonitions of the internationally mundane zeitgeist. How can you share them if you don’t accurately record them? TAURUS – Partisan voters have flippant opinions about enormously complex political positions, particularly, for example, the U.S.–Mexican border – and Texas Governor Jim Abbott & Florida Governor Ron DeSantis have flippant policies regarding those who cross that border. Saturn & Nessus will, down the line, punish such flippancy. Don’t disagree, however, with anybody. Simply infer what will happen, logically, when somebody induces a cause. GEMINI – Some labor is robotic & transparent, while some labor demands absolute 1000% concentration as life & death circumstances are involved. Saturn & Nessus now put the chocolate in the peanut butter: Some labor which is robotic & transparent demands absolute 1000% concentration as life & death circumstances are involved. For example, ironworkers shouldn’t drink booze at lunch when they must ascend to the half-built forty-fourth floor of the structural skeleton of the skyscraper. CANCER – Local anecdote has it that a large swath of Halifax, Nova Scotia is haunted with spirits cloistered indoors during the Halifax Explosion of 1917. Because Halifax had been at the apex of its civic reputation & international glory as the North American headquarters of the British Navy during World War I, Saturn & Nessus can empathize with Haligonians who believe that absolutely no good came from such a calamity. However, whether one believes in spirits or not, not every man is privy to the wisdom of the dead. LEO – Would the noble Leo the Lion wish to indulge a truly delectable, forbidden pornographic pleasure? Forget naked bodies – Saturn & Nessus counter that such prurient interest is for teenagers. No, this is better: Study the exploits of rogue cops of your metropolis dating back to the beginning of your city’s history. Ronnie Van Zant sings “That Smell” off Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Street Survivors, “The smell of death surrounds you.” VIRGO – A perpetually unresolved issue in New York City’s art world involves whether the landscape painter April Gornik is equivalent in skill & accomplishment to her husband Eric Fischl, and, therefore, to contemporary art’s greatest couples, including Lee Krasner & Jackson Pollock, Elaine & Willem deKooning, and Joan Mitchell & Jean-Paul Riopelle. But do April & Eric even care? Saturn & Nessus say, “Probably not.” McEnery & Skarstedt have booked their next shows, respectively; they have tangible deadlines; they have rich, famous & accomplished friends. They can travel when & where they like with either media attention, or not. LIBRA – Financiers: Joseph Jett killed Kidder Peabody. Nick Leeson killed Barings Bank, But Saturn & Nessus smile, “Bernie Madoff killed every success that he & his bloodline ever had.” Nepotism into the ninth circle of Hell, “Brimstone.” SCORPIO – Porn star Ron Jeremy committed sexual harassment and rape? Really, how unnecessary! How unseemly! Saturn & Nessus state that Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in Fight Club demonstrated to the entire world throughout history that there is a place in society for indulging unbridled lust – without engaging in it before the camera. Yes, children are expensive – and if you make children, from scratch, you pay for them. But a porn star guilty of sexual harassment and rape – what exactly does a cockroach or a bedbug revile? SAGITTARIUS – Whether your grandmother or grandfather is dead or alive, when they were alive, they could not tell you things you needed to know about yourself or your family because 1) Your grandmother & grandfather were authority figures who both knew that those things are outright occult & forbidden; and 2) You had, and you have, no attention span. So why does your grandmother or grandfather act so outrageously, speak so loudly & seem so irrational in your dreams? Partially, most likely, because they are already dead – but Saturn & Nessus state that there is something that you need to know, and your grandparents are simply trying to ensure that no subtlety will be lost on you – which explains why they are not subtle at all. CAPRICORN – As you discuss the history of architecture or skyscrapers in your city, particularly if you live on the east coast, you do not view it as an unpopulated ghost town. But how do you view it? Simple – Saturn & Nessus surmise that, whether consciously or otherwise, you believe in reincarnation. Further, you believe that, while people “evolve,” people really do not change. AQUARIUS – Reincarnation? Cool! So, who was John Lennon in a past life? What about Arnold Schwarzenegger? John Elway? Sidney Crosby? Salman Rushdie? What did they do in the past that they needed to return? And, as Saturn & Nessus look forward, “Who will these individuals be when they return and what will they do when they come back?” PISCES – Read Aquarius. You have premonitions of your reincarnational lives & the purpose of your eternal soul. Do you tell anybody? Saturn & Nessus suggest, “Similarly inclined friends, for sure.” But how do you know? Prove it. Not to a scientist, for God’s sake. Start small. Prove it to yourself, “What would Jane Roberts do?” ” * Nessus, named after the centaur whose bloodied & semen-stained shirt eventually killed Hercules, was discovered during the siege at Waco in April 1993 & named in 1997. Nessus bridges the gap in consciousness between Saturn & Pluto, forcing us to discard naivete about jealousy, anger, irrationality & evil in ourselves & in others so that we may cultivate the will & the stomach to evolve as a species.
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on the above footnotes generously provided to the general public by @ A Conjunction is a harmonious aspect wherein two or more planets meet as they transit the same sign. ARTICLE #4 Jupiter in Gemini squares1 Aphidas@ in Virgo from July 18 to September 9, 2024. Whatever the nature of upcoming conversations & transactions, 90% will be exactly the same, 9% will be somewhat irregular, and 1% will be a labyrinth collapsing into itself. Organize what you process so that you can handle the bulk of the work robotically – perhaps with Microsoft macros, but not with A.I. One irregular conversation & transaction will take as much time as 100 normal ones. Labyrinthine conundrums will take two people at least one whole day. ARIES – When deploying cops, ushers, clerks or representatives to answer the questions of the public, assign two to each one spot. Why? Because, while 90% of those requests will be identically the same, Jupiter, Aphidas, Saturn & Nessus denote that the irregular request will be so complex & convoluted, it will gum up the process. Keep the flow flowing even if one individual’s confusion continues to compound. TAURUS – Jersey Mike loses a lot of production line efficiency by its commitment to slicing the meat of every sandwich individually in order to make the sandwich fresh – but Jersey Mikes does not dispense with prepping its food altogether. Indeed, unless their other mass food operations operate at constant outperform capacity, Jupiter, Aphidas, Saturn & Nessus denote that Jersey Mikes would not be able to operate a fast-food operation at all. GEMINI – Learning how to organize before you execute what you organize saved & exalted you at your job. Jupiter, Aphidas, Saturn & Nessus declare that applying the same skills at home will allow you to have life outside of both the office & your domicile. Prepare lunch for the week on Sunday. Use your dishwasher. CANCER – Operations supervisors, mailroom operators: After you determine who gets what mail, organize each individual’s mail. How? Jupiter, Aphidas, Saturn & Nessus present different options – envelope size, personal vs. promotional, segregating checks & invoices from everything else. Bottom line: Mail is now a time drain. Eliminate it. LEO – Most client representatives do not know how to handle the new members of your firm committed to tracking working progress. That’s okay – Jupiter, Aphidas, Saturn & Nessus encourage you to deploy a spy amongst all the saboteurs within the client representative who knows what is going on. That spy will be in a position to transfer that client representative to your most skilled professional technicians & diplomat. VIRGO – Bosses intend to organize the flow of work against your skill set so as to allow their corrupt cronies to coast & to assign blame even though it undermines your overall firm. Even so, Jupiter, Aphidas, Saturn & Nessus advise you to do nothing different. If you handle the types of transactions you can handle, then what is left over is the natural workload of your colleagues. If bosses intend to threaten you, force them to make good on their threats. LIBRA – Most likely, you are organizing the work goal for your firm. For those who need busy work, give them all the easy types. As for those curveballs intended to confuse, if you can manage it, Jupiter, Aphidas, Saturn & Nessus advise you to give assignments to your experts one case at a time. Review what happened with each before moving onto the next one. SCORPIO – Make sure the individual directing the work flow is not trying to sabotage your operations. The rest of your team knows exactly what to do – they are the envy of your industry sector! Which, as Jupiter, Aphidas, Saturn & Nessus state, all points to the individual communicating with everybody. (And what does Denver Bronco Head Coach Sean Payton have against Quarterback Russell Wilson?) SAGITTARIUS – Your spouse knows best how to communicate with medical insurers & healthcare agencies in behalf of elderly relatives. Jupiter, Aphidas, Saturn & Nessus advise, “Let them.” CAPRICORN – Merchants: If cops really do plan on cracking down on shoplifting offenses, then Jupiter, Aphidas, Saturn & Nessus state that you must learn to expedite police reports for real-time criminals you want to send to jail. AQUARIUS – Musicians, athletes, performing or competing locally: Peers from other localities like to feign rivalries as an excuse to start trouble in some other communities’ backyards. Jupiter, Aphidas, Saturn & Nessus warn that to engage in such mischief could leave you & your associates with a bad reputation which, over time, may prove hard to shake. Stick to the straight & narrow. Keep your nose clean. PISCES – Read Aquarius. You & your teammates may not have a lot of self-esteem, but you take yourself & life seriously. Some of your competitors do not, and will seek to cause all sorts of mischief in order to entertain themselves. Jupiter, Aphidas, Saturn & Nessus warn that if you get into altercations with such phony troublemakers, you may get into more trouble than it is worth – because you will mess such fools up far worse than you expected. Really, why risk your reputation by engaging such second-rate minor leaguers? @ Aphidas, a centaur planet which crosses between the orbits of Saturn & Neptune, was discovered in December 1999 and named in October 2017. The centaur Phorbas, disgusted because his fellow centaur had passed out, drunk, rather than fighting the Lapiths during the wedding feast of Pirithous, killed Aphidas with a javelin, with black blood pouring from Aphidas’s throat into his wine cup.
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Research on the above footnotes 1 A Square is a disharmonious 90 degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). ARTICLE #5 2002-PN34@ in Taurus trines# Hylonome! in Capricorn from June 4, 2024 to January 13, 2025. Many on both sides of the issue of whether or not to return to the office are more than willing to believe that “San Francisco Is A Mess, And The Owner Of The City’s Largest Hotel Is Just Walking Away” by viewfromthewing.com’s Gary Leff represents rhetoric for the “return to the office” contingent. After all, viewfromthewing.com’s Leff says in the penultimate paragraph of his article, “People left (whether for LA or other states), and the reason to stay in San Francisco was because of the other people who were there. Work from home and work from anywhere increasingly meant being in San Francisco was no longer the exclusive path to success in tech and adjacent industries. Park Hotels had made a big bet on the city, and now they’re walking away too.” But that is misreading what is on the surface. The truth is that the owner of the properties in question, the Hilton San Francisco Union Square and Parc 55 hotels, could not afford to maintain them as they waited for business to return to the city – after the employees who generate the business for the city return to the city. The owner of the hotel chain in question is losing big money now. End of story. ARIES – Just because employees who work remotely refuse to yield in their demands does not mean that your & your company’s large-scale business concerns should yield to them. 2002-PN34 & Hylonome therefore recommend a mandatory public forum in public for all employees where both sides negotiate until everybody has formed a mandate to come to the workplace on a very routine basis more often than not. TAURUS – 2002-PN34 & Hylonome signifies a cogent codification of political ideologues about the scale of the role of municipal policing in your city. Pay close attention, and participate – this ongoing debate presages genuine negotiations. GEMINI – “Mexico's 'Super Peso' Keeps Gaining, But Exports Will Likely Suffer” by reuters.com’s Noe Torres does not exactly tell Americans and Canadians the truth they don’t want to hear when it says, “But the Mexican currency's recent strengthening to about 17 pesos per U.S. dollar, from 19.50 pesos per greenback last December, makes Mexican exports more expensive,” because the Mexican Peso was close to 21 per dollar at the beginning of COVID. But 2002-PN34 & Hylonome ask, “Who cares who wants to hear it? Wait up & smell the dark roast coffee?” CANCER – Professional allies who have recently quantified, qualified & judged the merits of your current business partner’s vulnerabilities now speak in rhetorical terms to your business partner to communicate without getting personal. 2002-PN34 & Hylonome denote that these do not constitute sarcastic whispered asides: This is a status report. Instructions to follow. LEO – You tell your bosses that you lack the employees to complete ongoing business – but they know that. Bosses reply under the current influence of 2002-PN34 & Hylonome, “We don’t just need somebody now. We need somebody good.” VIRGO – Parents of adolescent males, men: Whichever man or boy is the hero, victim or the perpetrator, 2002-PN34 & Hylonome announce that authority figures, whether in the school or amongst law enforcement, no longer regard such individuals as sociological type, “Each & every individual, whether they like it or not, is a role model.” LIBRA – Read Virgo. You analyze whether certain police officers & politicians are vulnerable to or likely to commit crimes. However, as they now identify & catch somebody in the act of committing such crimes, 2002-PN34 & Hylonome declare that this is not amongst editors’ or bosses’ current priorities, “The perp walk makes a role model of one who did something he or she shouldn’t do for unethical & immoral reasons.” SCORPIO – Merchants: Being a debtor makes you uncomfortable, but you didn’t plan it, and your actions as a business entity don’t warrant it. Therefore, when you talk with people in power who can help you, 2002-PN34 & Hylonome advise, “Don’t demand – but don’t ask, either.” Power brokers really want to know, for reasons that include yet transcend you, “What’s the whole story?” Discuss candidly & dispassionately with like minds. SAGITTARIUS – Read Virgo. You make more money than most people – but your colleagues are quick to note that your lifestyle & expenses are unusually high. 2002-PN34 & Hylonome warn that, over time, you will not get the work you need if you live beyond your means. Put bluntly, other people want that money – and they live within their budget. Remember that you & everybody else serves as some sort of role model. Recalibrate. CAPRICORN – Actors, novelists, musicians, artists: The starving artist is a myth – but many artistic types psychologically invest into that mythology. Economically, 2002-PN34 & Hylonome remind you that poverty happens when you spend more than you have. That is all what a “starving artist” represents: An artist who spent money that that artist did not have – even though, most of the time, the artist spent that money on their art. Prioritize having enough money to pay for what you do. AQUARIUS – Is the company which employs you, which is currently having severe financial problems, “too big to fail?” 2002-PN34 & Hylonome demand that you reconsider your nomenclature. No business is “too big to fail.” Many businesses, which are big & which are in the process of failing, are “not yet obsolete.” Consider the difference – and the significance of that difference. PISCES – Professional allies currently on the outs need you to speak in their behalf – but 2002-PN34 & Hylonome now wonder if you can truthfully do so. After all, it doesn’t look good if the character witness actually saw what happened & proclaims one guilty. How clearly do these professional allies mirror any of the ideals which you officially espouse? Entangle yourself in no complications. @ 2002-PN34 is an unnamed transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on August 6, 2002. The orbit of 2002-PN34 traverses from within the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto. For information on how to interpret 2002-PN34, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. ! Hylonome, named after the wife of centaur Cyllarus, with whom she died during the Centaurs' battle with the Lapiths, was discovered in February 1995 & named during the year 2000. Hylonome bridges the gap in consciousness between Uranus & Neptune, forcing us to draw unexpected links between "accident" & "devotion" much more rapidly than is either wise or comfortable.
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Research on the above footnotes # A Trine is a harmonious aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like element (elements being Fire, Earth, Air & Water). ARTICLE #6 Aphidas* in Virgo opposes1 Nessus! in Pisces from August 21, 2024 to April 4, 2025. Flaunting expertise, including, but not limited to, knowledge of technology involving cell phones, aps, personal computers, clouds & the Internet (as well as, of course, driving automobiles) before the uninitiated, and letting the uninitiated know not only that one flaunting such expertise is smart but that the other lacking such expertise is not, sets up a rather predictable extremely harsh backlash. Similarly, secular types who assert that it is outright backward to believe in, and to worship, God, whichever flavor of God that might be, will inevitably endure the fury of the devout who cling to, and who have a constitutional & human right to cling to, their religion, for personal, familial, psychological, sociological & financial reasons of their own. Therefore, if your DNA prevents you from speaking & acting charitably, be silent – and do nothing. ARIES – Skill empowers the spirit. However, Aphidas opposite Nessus warns that skill that one takes for granted inflates the ego, encourages contempt for those who do not possess that skill & inclines one towards hubris. Don’t congratulate yourself, with an eye of contempt for others, for gifts & talents bestowed upon you. Share knowledge & skills to give life & strength to the powerless. TAURUS – Artists, writers, performers, athletes, including acrobats and gymnasts, automobile race car drivers: You want to test your chops. You want to make some slick, daring, hard-to-execute moves. While that is all well & good, Aphidas opposite Nessus reminds you that demanding & cynical audiences will claim either that you are showing off or that you make your best moves when there are no stakes involved. Take no risks in front of an unsupportive public. Furthermore, when competing previous to playoffs & championships, concentrate upon winning the game or event with as little flash & dazzle as necessary so as to avoid rubbing the salt in bitter competitors’ wounds. But during playoffs & championships? Killer instinct! GEMINI – If you snap harshly at spouse, children or family members at home when you get annoyed, then Aphidas opposite Nessus indicates that you may unwittingly snap harshly at professional superiors & bosses by sheer habit. This would not end well. Temper what you say to each & every individual whom you see every day. CANCER – Merchant-customer & cashier-customer hostility increases sharply under the current influence of Aphidas opposite Nessus, particularly when the merchant or cashier is of a different race, religion or nationality than the customer. Discussing platitudes about race, religion or nationality flatters each & every participant as enlightened, worthy individuals – conflicts in transaction & with meager dead presidents, coinage & debit cards brings out the unconscious malice. Steer clear of the usual suspects in the marketplace looking to give you a bitter argument over a coupon, a rain check, an extra soy sauce or ketchup, or a penny. LEO – You have skill & accomplishments, and the employees directly under your charge have skill & accomplishments, which embarrasses lazy & corrupt colleagues, employees & adversaries within your company, market sector or industry. And, because you & those under your charge have those skills & accomplishments, you all flaunt it before those lazy & corrupt. However, because it has always been like that, and it will always be like that, Aphidas opposite Nessus advises you to do nothing different. The zodiac now turns to highlight questions of inherent personal character because leopards cannot, or outright refuse to, change their spots. VIRGO – Refrain from lashing out in kneejerk fashion at nasty comments & provocation from those whom you have helped quite generously. While the familiarity borne of contempt afflicts all, Aphidas opposite Nessus declares that only the mentally & psychologically weak express it directly. One harsh comment is like a tennis serve begging a volley – but this sport yields no winners. Reserve your most acute comments to inspire the execution of accelerated skill, not to insult the harassed & overburdened who weakly succumb to bitterness. LIBRA – Both the scale & the type of criminal wrongdoing which you have recently discovered at your professional workplace insults you personally, your bosses professionally & your company as an institution. However, because the due process of law must take its course, Aphidas opposite Nessus advises you strongly to keep your emotions under wraps as guilty employees engage in piddling, mean-spirited celebration until that remote day where you, your bosses & your company get to indulge that last laugh. SCORPIO – New associates & allies who want to purge your company & workplace of the past run into head-on conflict with long-time employees who absolutely refuse to leave quietly under the current influence of Aphidas opposite Nessus. However, most likely, the longer you have employed certain people, the more likely you have codified & intractable contractual arrangements which you cannot sever. People who agree with each other can agree to disagree – but can people with differing financial interests who outright hate each other learn, for their mutual survival, to get along? SAGITTARIUS – Cruel bosses do not care about your private pain. Aphidas opposite Nessus states that bosses will insult you as they charge you with acutely difficult and strenuous tasks that they dare you to screw up because they seek to leverage your private pain for their professional advantage. Function as efficiently & as coldly as a robot as you finish all tasks before you in your search for a way to exit the labyrinth. If Daedalus can escape, so can you! CAPRICORN – Aphidas opposite Nessus denotes that the only reason to assert your legal advantage is when the incorrigible challenge it. Of course, the incorrigible will challenge it. Even so, allow the incorrigible to demonstrate very clearly how ugly they are & can be before you shut them down for good. AQUARIUS – Reckless, egoistic drivers, who treat automobiles, motorcycles & bicycles as toys, and demons, who rely upon computer technology to steal identities, to hack personal accounts within large-scale businesses or to prey upon children, are not only criminals without souls who have no respect for the pain & suffering of the human animal, but also often egoists, who see themselves as glamorous outlaws, thumbing their noses at the law. To pique the outrage worthy of the most egregious & heinous of such miscreants, Aphidas opposite Nessus encourages you to reposit the dialogue from “rebellion against authority” to “preying upon the defenseless.” Redraw the portrait of the villain from intrepid rebel to cowardly ape or craven reptile. PISCES – A new partner or enemy will challenge you to your core – and, at some point, Aphidas opposite Nessus guarantees that you will not like it. Calm terrified innermost demons. Keep focused. Remind yourself, “What is the end goal? What is it that we are, and I am, trying to do?” Forge that plan. Come Hell & high water, stick to that plan. * Aphidas, a centaur planet which crosses between the orbits of Saturn & Neptune, was discovered in December 1999 and named in October 2017. The centaur Phorbas, disgusted because his fellow centaur had passed out, drunk, rather than fighting the Lapiths during the wedding feast of Pirithous, killed Aphidas with a javelin, with black blood pouring from Aphidas’s throat into his wine cup. ! Nessus, named after the centaur whose bloodied & semen-stained shirt eventually killed Hercules, was discovered during the siege at Waco in April 1993 & named in 1997. Nessus bridges the gap in consciousness between Saturn & Pluto, forcing us to discard naivete about jealousy, anger, irrationality & evil in ourselves & in others so that we may cultivate the will & the stomach to evolve as a species.
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Research on the above footnotes 1 An Opposition is a disharmonious 180 degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). ARTICLE #7 Crantor< in Pisces trines* Asbolus> in Cancer from July 9, 2024 to February 2, 2025. Teachers, school administrators, coaches, camp counselors, parents: While you must supervise all children under your charge, you can only be in one place at one time. If reports of what happens where you are may be accurate or inaccurate, for any one of a number of reasons, including honest mistakes, obscured vision, conscious deceit or outright lies. Determine what reserves to which you will have access where you are not so that you can resume conform from exactly where you are. ARIES – All sorts of surveillance camera infiltrate institutions & communities where there are many children, especially schools. Therefore, miscreants who show their faces while committing their crimes are known & will be caught. Crantor & Asbolus state that what becomes a problem is when criminals with face masks show up. When this happens, nine times out of ten, professional criminals commit organized crimes. Don’t confuse wannabes with players. TAURUS – People who hang out in specific bars know people who hang out in other bars. Whether somebody likes you or somebody doesn’t like you, Crantor & Asbolus denote that emotional appraisals impel those who like you to proclaim it & advise you – while those who dislike you begin to despise you. GEMINI – You work for your bosses & other bosses on separate projects, but also your bosses & other bosses on the same projects. Crantor & Asbolus implore you to be careful how you bill your hours & your overtime. CANCER – Crantor & Asbolus insist that law enforcement in international locations provide no travelers a free pass – Amanda Knox had to learn the hard way. LEO – Law enforcement: Sure, both from many different neighborhoods & in the region are all engaging in some procurement or sale of contraband. Even so, chasing kids everywhere is exhausting. Crantor & Asbolus advise you that you husband all your resources into identifying the location. . . of the well. VIRGO – Mothers: The regional representative of Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) will be speaking to different mothers in neighborhoods throughout the local area. Whatever that representative has to say, Crantor & Asbolus advise you to talk with other mothers throughout the region who also show up. Gather intelligence. LIBRA – The phrase “office politics” sounds so vapid & benign until one talks to a boss about each specific individual employee or to each specific individual employee about the boss. In this context, Crantor & Asbolus warn that the wrong question can trigger a hidden land mine. Don’t be fooled by anybody’s corporate “happy face.” SCORPIO – Authority figures or cops did not see who amongst the group committed the violently illegal act, so until the guilty party within the group comes forward, the entire group is guilty. Crantor & Asbolus remind the Scorpion of this familiar scenario to reinforce the lesson, “Choose your friends carefully.” SAGITTARIUS – Parents in extended families: You may live equidistant from your in-laws & cousins, which is convenient & can be heart-warming. However, Crantor & Asbolus surmise that secretive younger cousins also reside equidistant from each other & their favorite underage drinking establishment or freelance contraband distributor. Be not naïve. CAPRICORN – Conversations amongst you, your spouse & friends about the interminable reptilian weirdness of the world eventually pushes your spouse past the point of objective consciousness, whether during these conversations or afterward, to a presentiment of augury. Is such divination legitimate & accurate? Crantor & Asbolus admonish all of you, “Do not judge. Simply watch.” AQUARIUS – Restauranteurs: If the seafood is fresh & clean, then the bouillabaisse, the fra diabelo, even the happy family, will taste astounding. Therefore, Crantor & Asbolus ask in earnest, “Is the seafood fresh & clean?” PISCES – You have your own opinion about how your child or children are developing morally. What you really need, however, is corroboration from other adults who see how your children behave. Crantor & Asbolus strongly recommend that you listen carefully to what these other adults say as much as you are able to heed them. Apply what you hear to what you see. < Crantor, a centaur planet which crosses across the orbit of Uranus between the orbits of Saturn & Neptune, was discovered in April 2002 and named in December 2005. Demoleon the centaur killed Crantor the Lapith with a tree trunk that Demoleon had thrown at Theseus, who ducked out of the way, as per the advice of Pallas Athena, at the very last minute. For information on how to interpret Crantor, formerly 2002-GO9, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. > Asbolus, named after the psychic centaur whose wisdom was completely ignored while his foolishness was universally emulated, was discovered in April 1995 & named in September 1999. Asbolus, which embodies the higher mind in the lower self, bridges the gap in consciousness between Jupiter & Neptune, warning us not to take our “leaders” at face value.
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Research on the above footnotes * A Trine is a harmonious aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like element (elements being Fire, Earth, Air & Water). ARTICLE #8
2002-VR130< in Leo squares* The drummer showed up at the bar at ten minutes to three in the afternoon. The bartender moseyed on by, “Word, yo.” The drummer & the bartender fist-bumped. “All business?” the bartender asked. “Yes, sir,” the drummer replied. “Yes, sir, it is,” the bartender mirrored. The bartender filled up a pint glass with ice, pressed a button for the flow of seltzer water and swiped the entire lip of the glass with lemon & lime. “Refresh thy thirst,” the bartender proclaimed, placing the pint before the drummer. “Forthwith,” the drummer declared, hoisting the pint before the bartender in a toast. The drummer then took a long draft of seltzer water. The bartender then grabbed the pint from the drummer & refreshed his seltzer water immediately. “That’s a fine lad,” the drummer proclaimed. The squarehead then approached the drummer drinking his seltzer water at the bar at seven minutes to three in the afternoon. “You’re early,” the squarehead observed. “I’m even earlier than you,” the drummer replied. “Speaks volumes,” the squarehead commented. “When speaking volumes,” the drummer pontificated, “I find it is more effective to be terse.” “Here, here,” the squarehead affirmed. The bartender moseyed on by, “Word, yo.” The drummer & the squarehead fist-bumped. “All business?” the bartender asked. “Yes, sir,” the squarehead replied. “Yes, sir, it is,” the bartender mirrored. The bartender filled up a pint glass with ice, pressed a button for the flow of seltzer water and swiped the entire lip of the glass with lemon & lime. “Refresh thy thirst,” the bartender proclaimed, placing the pint before the squarehead. “Forthwith,” the squarehead declared, hoisting the pint before the bartender in a toast. The squarehead then took a long draft of seltzer water. The bartender then grabbed the pint from the squarehead & refreshed his seltzer water immediately. “That’s a fine lad,” the squarehead proclaimed. The bartender raised his right forefinger in the air. “To business,” the bartender proclaimed. “To business,” the drummer raised his pint glass. “To business,” the squarehead raised his pint glass. The drummer & the squarehead clinked their pint glasses as they toasted business. The bartender took his leave. “She’s not a cop,” the squarehead told the drummer. “She’s not a cop,” the drummer parroted. The drummer asked the squarehead, “She’s still dating the chief’s son?” “Yeah,” the squarehead replied. “The chief’s son is still lead singer of the band?” the drummer asked the squarehead. “Yeah,” the squarehead replied. “Status quo since we last spoke?” the drummer asked the squarehead. “Yeah,” the squarehead replied. “Cool,” the drummer said. The drummer asked the squarehead, “So why did you want to see me?” “The chief’s son & his band is going on tour with another band starting at the end of the summer,” the squarehead replied. “Where?” the drummer asked. “Nine clubs, all within a three-hundred mile or so radius,” the squarehead replied. “Everybody’s driving?” the drummer asked. “Yeah,” the squarehead replied. “Who is the second band?” the drummer asked. “Twin’s Twin,” the squarehead replied. The drummer nodded thoughtfully. “Wasn’t the drummer in Twin’s Twin arrested?” the drummer asked. “So was the lead singer,” the squarehead replied. “Really?” the drummer asked, surprised. “That really sultry brunette with the perky breasts? She was trafficking with the drummer?” “Nope,” the squarehead replied. “She was dealing for the drummer?” the drummer asked. “Nope,” the squarehead replied. The drummer said nothing briefly, dumbfounded. “What?” the drummer exclaimed. The squarehead maintained level eye contact with the drummer. “She was eating the fruit,” the squarehead declared. The drummer’s eyes bulged. “Whoa!” the drummer exclaimed. “She was servicing the band?” “More than that,” the squarehead explained. “It was outside the band.” “So she wasn’t servicing the band?” the drummer asked. “Of course, she was, bro!” the squarehead exclaimed. The squarehead paused. The squarehead calmed himself down. The squarehead explained. “The lead singer, just like with the drummer – the band is family.” “You take care of family,” the drummer replied. “You take care of family,” the squarehead confirmed. “Everybody in the band knew what everybody was doing?” the drummer asked the squarehead. “Outside of the family?” the squarehead asked for clarification. “Outside of the family,” the drummer clarified. “Everybody knew what he was doing,” the squarehead replied, “but nobody knew what she was doing.” “Stands to reason,” the drummer commented. The squarehead & the drummer paused briefly. “So?” the drummer asked. “We need you & your squeeze to plug in with Twin’s Twin,” the squarehead asserted. This didn’t surprise the drummer at all but it did surprise the drummer a little bit. “You want me and my lady,” the drummer recapitulated. “How is she, anyway?” the squarehead asked. “How is she?” the drummer parroted in a way that insulted the parrot. “She’s friggin’ great!” “She is totally friggin’ great,” the squarehead smiled sharkishly. “Yeah, I’ve got to watch your totally lame ass around her, you low friggin’ snake,” the drummer cursed the squarehead. “Hey!” the squarehead lifted up his pint glass in toast to the drummer. “Business is business.” The drummer backed off. The drummer lifted up his pint glass in toast to the squarehead. “Business is business.” “So the chief wants to do clean up for the region,” the squarehead explained. “Twin’s Twin’s drummer played big fish in this region but he really wasn’t that big a player. Really, he was just a big a player as a musician as he was as a dealer.” “No, the band’s great,” the drummer said. “Kind of like Roxy Music with Chrissie Hynde. Last album in the CD changer. Clothes have been off for at least two albums.” “Can you play their music?” the squarehead asked. “Well, how do you figure I’m going to get time off from my job?” the drummer asked the squarehead. “Relax,” the squarehead replied. “Your gig with the homeless is with the city, right?” “You know that,” the drummer replied. “Believe me, the chief will have it covered,” the squarehead guaranteed. “The chief might be able to arrange a promotion for you in the end. “So,” the squarehead repeated, “can you play their music?” “Yeah,” the drummer replied. “Really?” the squarehead asked. “Yeah,” the drummer replied. “It’s straight ahead.” “Can she play their music?” the squarehead asked. “My girlfriend?” the drummer replied. The drummer paused. The drummer thought. “You’d have to ask her,” the drummer told the squarehead. “I’m asking you if she has the aptitude to play their music,” the squarehead asked. The drummer leveled some heavy, penetrating direct eye contact with the squarehead. “You do understand that she would have to want to do it?” the drummer asked for confirmation from the squarehead. “It’s no different with you,” the squarehead qualified, “except, of course, she is a woman.” “And it’s going to be extremely uptight for me, you know,” the drummer asserted. “No, it will be a piece of cake,” the squarehead replied. “Everybody is going to come up to me looking for product,” the drummer objected. “Believe me, nobody is going to come up to you looking for product,” the squarehead replied. “We’re already working with Twin’s Twin’s drummer.” “Twin’s Twin’s drummer flipped?” the drummer asked. “Twin’s Twin’s drummer totally flipped,” the squarehead confirmed. “You & your squeeze are going to have to practice with Twin’s Twin a lot through the end of the summer to get their music down. During that time, everybody within Twin’s Twin are going to believe that you & your squeeze are undercover cops. By the time you show up in town, you’ll be telegraphing. Nobody will cross your forcefield.” “And what about my girl?” the drummer asked. “What if random douchebag approaches her to pay her to eat the fruit?” “Look,” the squarehead told the drummer straight, “You already want to bash my skull for admiring your lady & you’ve known me forever – and you know that I’d never be that low a douchebag. So, as undercover bad ass, you just mark your territory as you walk into every bar in every town with your squeeze tight on your arm, just like you own her hot piece of ass. “Then,” the squarehead explained, “when random douchebag approaches her to pay her to eat his fruit, you just Fred Flintstone his disgusting yap & rip the teeth out of his skull. There will be plenty of real undercover from here & from there. All will be status quo. “You’ll enjoy it,” the squarehead promised. The drummer paused. The drummer reestablished eye contact with the squarehead, “Probably.” The drummer paused again. The drummer looked at the wood of the bar. The squarehead waited an appreciable amount of time. Then, the squarehead asked, “Well?” The drummer looked up. The drummer reestablished eye contact with the squarehead, “You really have to ask my girlfriend. I can’t speak for her.” “Well,” the squarehead asked, “what about you?” “You already know,” the drummer replied. “My girlfriend will think of things that we would prefer to ignore.” “That’s why we ignored them,” the squarehead replied. “Right,” the drummer confirmed. ARIES – Somebody asks you to look at the four members of some band & says, “Who doesn’t belong?” You complain that nobody gives you the criteria with which to judge those four members – but 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 respond, “Nobody ever gives you the criteria by which to judge!” It is only at this point of the process that you learn who got arrested for what – but did you already know the answer? TAURUS – Parents instruct family members not to affiliate with specific local criminals under threat of punishment by those parents – a good sign, because, if you are a lost cause, like Lisa Robin Kelly as Laurie Forman in That 70s Show, parents would simply abandon you. Even so, 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 declare that parents expect family members to behave in extremely sneaky ways. Let’s hope that the parents find those family members first. GEMINI – Because one of your new best friends is related to, or knows, very well, one of your work colleagues, you learn secrets. 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 say that the only way to continue to maintain positive relations with both individuals is to act like you are completely oblivious. CANCER – Become more strategic how you spend your money on, or in the presence of, this new sweetheart – as well as in the presence of this new sweetheart’s “friends.” 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 worry that you may divide one from the other by devoting money, spontaneously, that you had already earmarked for the other. The best solution to the problem: Plan a major purchase for your sweetheart without telling anybody so as to limit your available cash for your friends without them knowing about it. LEO – Don’t discuss your family with your friends – unless your friends already know them. 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 declare that if any member of your family meets your friends than such a meeting was fortuitous. Otherwise, don’t test fate. VIRGO – Word filters down from bureaucratic & institutional enemies that they oppose & hate you through third-party proxies. Are these third-party proxies themselves allies or enemies? 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 recommend that you find out – that way, you can plan strategies by which to protect yourself or to retaliate. LIBRA – 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 urge you not to share your nitty gritty, gumshoe, law enforcement, borderline criminal, Rockford File personal & professional connections with to associates & clients alike. Offer to act as interface between one & the other – but don’t reveal the identities of such connections to associates & clients in any form whatsoever. SCORPIO – 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 state that law enforcement officials want to know why so many people from so many walks of life know you. To their mind, you engage in vice – also to their mind, you know enough people that make them think you traffic in vice. Indeed, you always seem to be where “the action” is – but law enforcement does not believe the innocent response that you are “a bell-weather for all that is interesting.” Protect your legal standing & reputation. SAGITTARIUS – Excursions into vice become legally & perhaps fatally treacherous under the current influence of 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46. There is no longer any casual entourage; there are no “tourists.” The only people left are those in it for a dime & a dollar. Stop kidding yourself. CAPRICORN – Old money bluebloods & former financial gods of an untouchable pantheon as those in the process of falling from the heights commence to declare bankruptcy. 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 demand that you stop worshipping yesterday’s slain deities: Get in line – push hard to the front of the line if you must – and get your money! AQUARIUS – Both partners & rivals engage in economic & legal batter with power brokers & bosses. You therefore become a political football under the current influence of 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46. Expect nobody to take your own interest in consideration. Seek out an exit strategy in case the heat in the kitchen starts to melt plastic. PISCES – Gym rats: You know what effort you had to make for how long in order to get the results that you now embody. Employees: You know what you had to do to earn the money, property & luxuries you now enjoy. Now so as to protect yourself as steroids make a comeback, and to zero in on one of your professional peers who has just begun to sell coke or weed on the down low, 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 urge you to segregate yourself from the cheaters as you affiliate only with the winners. Don’t tolerate “shadows.” < 2002-VR130 is an unnamed centaur planet discovered on November 7, 2002. The orbit of 2002-VR130 commences beyond the orbit of Saturn as it crosses over the orbit of Uranus & Neptune. > 2002-CR46, officially named “Typhon”, is a transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on February 2, 2002. The orbit of 2002-CR46 traverses between the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto.
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