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On Thu, 21 Nov 2024, Due to a confluence of multiple serious medical conditions and other worldly obstacles, I am formally suspending weekly transmission of JOHN DELANEY’S ASTROSCOPE backdated to Labor Day, September 2, 2024. I will continue to write and to transmit astrology copy, but not to the extensive degree that I have for the past 29 years. When I began to write JOHN DELANEY’S ASTROSCOPE on January 1, 1995, one local newspaper, The Manhattan Mirror, published me. Some three or four months later, another local African-American newspaper, The Brooklyn Advocate, later called The New York World, began to publish me. Publication in the AAN (Association of Alternative Newsweeklies) followed in 1997. Since 2006, publication of JOHN DELANEY’S ASTROSCOPE has been sparse. I continued to pursue newspaper publication and will continue to do so going forward. However, as time progressed, the mission of JOHN DELANEY’S ASTROSCOPE evolved. Simultaneous with my foray into astrological research of recently named and unnamed planets, I began to investigate, to pitch newspapers concerning, to write and on occasion to publish astrological analyses of cities, states, provinces, elections and historical events. However, neither my business model nor my purpose in writing JOHN DELANEY’S ASTROSCOPE has evolved with such expansion. This step is overdue. I am still available for consultations. I hope you have enjoyed JOHN DELANEY’S ASTROSCOPE over the years and appreciate your support. Feel free to contact me with any and all inquiries.
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On Thu, 21 June 2025, As I recover physically, I'm finishing outstanding outlines from 2024. I don't post everything to the Centaur Board. I will be posting backdated Astroscopes that have significance regarding the continuity of my research and analyses of Centaurs/Plutinos. In many but not all cases, I will write these Astroscopes after the transit is completely ended, and based upon what just happened, both in current events and with me. I'll note these specifically as backdated. I have done this on occasion in the past, but there will be several in a row over the next few weeks. These will include Hylonome, Echeclus and Thereus, to name some. When I'm done, I'll form new outlines for upcoming columns. Thanks. .
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ARTICLE #1 Aphidas* in Virgo opposes1 Nessus! in Pisces from August 11, 2025 to April 23, 2026. Flaunting expertise, including, but not limited to, knowledge of technology involving cell phones, aps, personal computers, clouds & the Internet (as well as, of course, driving automobiles) before the uninitiated, and letting the uninitiated know not only that one flaunting such expertise is smart but that the other lacking such expertise is not, sets up a rather predictable extremely harsh backlash. Similarly, secular types who assert that it is outright backward to believe in, and to worship, God, whichever flavor of God that might be, will inevitably endure the fury of the devout who cling to, and who have a constitutional & human right to cling to, their religion, for personal, familial, psychological, sociological & financial reasons of their own. Therefore, if your DNA prevents you from speaking & acting charitably, be silent – and do nothing. ARIES – Skill empowers the spirit. However, Aphidas opposite Nessus warns that skill that one takes for granted inflates the ego, encourages contempt for those who do not possess that skill & inclines one towards hubris. Don’t congratulate yourself, with an eye of contempt for others, for gifts & talents bestowed upon you. Share knowledge & skills to give life & strength to the powerless. TAURUS – Artists, writers, performers, athletes, including acrobats and gymnasts, automobile race car drivers: You want to test your chops. You want to make some slick, daring, hard-to-execute moves. While that is all well & good, Aphidas opposite Nessus reminds you that demanding & cynical audiences will claim either that you are showing off or that you make your best moves when there are no stakes involved. Take no risks in front of an unsupportive public. Furthermore, when competing previous to playoffs & championships, concentrate upon winning the game or event with as little flash & dazzle as necessary so as to avoid rubbing the salt in bitter competitors’ wounds. But during playoffs & championships? Killer instinct! GEMINI – If you snap harshly at spouse, children or family members at home when you get annoyed, then Aphidas opposite Nessus indicates that you may unwittingly snap harshly at professional superiors & bosses by sheer habit. This would not end well. Temper what you say to each & every individual whom you see every day. CANCER – Merchant-customer & cashier-customer hostility increases sharply under the current influence of Aphidas opposite Nessus, particularly when the merchant or cashier is of a different race, religion or nationality than the customer. Discussing platitudes about race, religion or nationality flatters each & every participant as enlightened, worthy individuals – conflicts in transaction & with meager dead presidents, coinage & debit cards brings out the unconscious malice. Steer clear of the usual suspects in the marketplace looking to give you a bitter argument over a coupon, a rain check, an extra soy sauce or ketchup, or a penny. LEO – You have skill & accomplishments, and the employees directly under your charge have skill & accomplishments, which embarrasses lazy & corrupt colleagues, employees & adversaries within your company, market sector or industry. And, because you & those under your charge have those skills & accomplishments, you all flaunt it before those lazy & corrupt. However, because it has always been like that, and it will always be like that, Aphidas opposite Nessus advises you to do nothing different. The zodiac now turns to highlight questions of inherent personal character because leopards cannot, or outright refuse to, change their spots. VIRGO – Refrain from lashing out in kneejerk fashion at nasty comments & provocation from those whom you have helped quite generously. While the familiarity borne of contempt afflicts all, Aphidas opposite Nessus declares that only the mentally & psychologically weak express it directly. One harsh comment is like a tennis serve begging a volley – but this sport yields no winners. Reserve your most acute comments to inspire the execution of accelerated skill, not to insult the harassed & overburdened who weakly succumb to bitterness. LIBRA – Both the scale & the type of criminal wrongdoing which you have recently discovered at your professional workplace insults you personally, your bosses professionally & your company as an institution. However, because the due process of law must take its course, Aphidas opposite Nessus advises you strongly to keep your emotions under wraps as guilty employees engage in piddling, mean-spirited celebration until that remote day where you, your bosses & your company get to indulge that last laugh. SCORPIO – New associates & allies who want to purge your company & workplace of the past run into head-on conflict with long-time employees who absolutely refuse to leave quietly under the current influence of Aphidas opposite Nessus. However, most likely, the longer you have employed certain people, the more likely you have codified & intractable contractual arrangements which you cannot sever. People who agree with each other can agree to disagree – but can people with differing financial interests who outright hate each other learn, for their mutual survival, to get along? SAGITTARIUS – Cruel bosses do not care about your private pain. Aphidas opposite Nessus states that bosses will insult you as they charge you with acutely difficult and strenuous tasks that they dare you to screw up because they seek to leverage your private pain for their professional advantage. Function as efficiently & as coldly as a robot as you finish all tasks before you in your search for a way to exit the labyrinth. If Daedalus can escape, so can you! CAPRICORN – Aphidas opposite Nessus denotes that the only reason to assert your legal advantage is when the incorrigible challenge it. Of course, the incorrigible will challenge it. Even so, allow the incorrigible to demonstrate very clearly how ugly they are & can be before you shut them down for good. AQUARIUS – Reckless, egoistic drivers, who treat automobiles, motorcycles & bicycles as toys, and demons, who rely upon computer technology to steal identities, to hack personal accounts within large-scale businesses or to prey upon children, are not only criminals without souls who have no respect for the pain & suffering of the human animal, but also often egoists, who see themselves as glamorous outlaws, thumbing their noses at the law. To pique the outrage worthy of the most egregious & heinous of such miscreants, Aphidas opposite Nessus encourages you to reposit the dialogue from “rebellion against authority” to “preying upon the defenseless.” Redraw the portrait of the villain from intrepid rebel to cowardly ape or craven reptile. PISCES – A new partner or enemy will challenge you to your core – and, at some point, Aphidas opposite Nessus guarantees that you will not like it. Calm terrified innermost demons. Keep focused. Remind yourself, “What is the end goal? What is it that we are, and I am, trying to do?” Forge that plan. Come Hell & high water, stick to that plan. * Aphidas, a centaur planet which crosses between the orbits of Saturn & Neptune, was discovered in December 1999 and named in October 2017. The centaur Phorbas, disgusted because his fellow centaur had passed out, drunk, rather than fighting the Lapiths during the wedding feast of Pirithous, killed Aphidas with a javelin, with black blood pouring from Aphidas’s throat into his wine cup. ! Nessus, named after the centaur whose bloodied & semen-stained shirt eventually killed Hercules, was discovered during the siege at Waco in April 1993 & named in 1997. Nessus bridges the gap in consciousness between Saturn & Pluto, forcing us to discard naivete about jealousy, anger, irrationality & evil in ourselves & in others so that we may cultivate the will & the stomach to evolve as a species.
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Research on the above footnotes 1 An Opposition is a disharmonious 180 degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). ARTICLE #2
Nessus* conjuncts@ It is limitlessly perplexing why, if he is guilty as alleged, accused assassin Luigi Mangione decided to kill UnitedHealthcare (“UHC”) CEO Brian Thompson in the middle of the street in midtown Manhattan as Thompson walked from his hotel to a United Healthcare Investor Conference. As MSNBC’s Clarissa-Jan Lim reports in “Luigi Mangione Wasn’t Insured by UnitedHealthcare, the Company Says,” Luigi Mangione wasn’t insured by UnitedHealthcare. Therein, MSNBC’s Lim quotes the New York Police Chief of Detectives Joseph Kenny, “We have no indication that [Mangione] was ever a client of UnitedHealthcare, but he does make mention that it is the fifth-largest corporation in America, which would make it the largest health care organization in America. So that’s possibly why he targeted that company” – whose assertion smacks of the self-protective self-evidence of any cop speaking before the media, “The corpse is in fact a dead man.” To be sure, Mangione’s spondylolisthesis, and the failed surgery upon his back, provided him with valid grievances. MDLinx’s “Neurosurgeons Agree: Luigi Mangione’s Back Surgery Was Botched,” quotes several named and unnamed neurosurgeons as to why the approach to Mangione’s surgery by Mangione’s unnamed neurosurgeon represented a bad strategy & equally bad execution. Yet, despite the various critical analyses, MDLinx also quotes a comment on the Instagram account of an unnamed surgeon’s video about Mangione’s back surgery, “Why take down the insurer for a bad surgery? Wouldn’t he be more upset with the surgeon?” Which, of course, begs other questions, as, again, United Healthcare was not Mangione’s insurer. From Mangione’s private notebooks recovered after his arrest at McDonalds in Altoona, Pennsylvania, Mangione’s assertion, “these parasites simply had it coming,” suggests that Mangione saw himself as some sort of advocate opposing the greed of private insurance companies. The reasoning is simple yet flawed: You can’t kill everybody who is guilty, but you can kill one person, and UHC CEO Thompson is as good a candidate as anybody else. Under that simple, flawed logic, United Healthcare indeed seems like a worthy target. Two of UHC’s senior executives, Thompson and UnitedHealth Group executive chairman Stephen Hemsley, were sued by the Pension Fund of the Firefighters of the City of Hollywood, Florida for selling $102 million and $15 million of UHC stock, facilitated by UnitedHealth Group CEO Andrew Witty, as part of an insider trading scandal. But such advocacy does not include putting an indelible target on any executive’s back for the dispensation of live ammunition. Popular sentiment clearly begs to differ. As Registered Nurse Theresa Brown editorialized in “Opinion: Brian Thompson’s Shooting and Why People Are So Angry” on Cancer Nursing Today’s website: I’m emphasizing that Thompson’s death is a tragedy, because social media has reportedly been awash in celebrations of his murder. Gloating over a public shooting and death is unacceptable, full stop, but I, and probably other nurses, find the anger understandable. People are infuriated about the state of health care in the U.S. and specifically at how corporate greed has, in so many ways, broken our health care system. In the aftermath of Thompson’s death, the sentiments of UnitedHealth Group CEO Witty in his New York Time’s op-ed, “The Health Care System Is Flawed. Let’s Fix It.” rings profoundly hollow, “No one would design a system like the one we have. And no one did. It’s a patchwork built over decades. Our mission is to help make it work better.” The cynicism emitted from Witty’s mouth over his colleague’s corpse positively reeks – as long as the system is broken, and we are always trying to fix it, we will always get paid! But not UHC CEO Thompson – UHC CEO Thompson is dead in the ground. UHC CEO Thompson is dead in the ground because accused assassin Mangione, if guilty as alleged, selected UHC CEO Thompson as his chosen scapegoat. Judging from the response, most succinctly described in “Luigi Mangione’s Popular Appeal Highlights our Fetishization of ‘Dangerous’ Men” by The Independent’s Olivia Petter, his choice won a democratic victory, “Hot men can get away with anything – even murder. At least, they can in the court of public opinion.” But that democratic victory won by UHC CEO Thompson’s corpse is a bounty of vengeance. It merely focuses grievance & hatred over a much larger problem on a scapegoat that even the most brilliant assassin cannot kill twice. ARIES –George W. Bush’s nuclear core of political influence within his Presidential Administration – W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condaleeza Rice and Donald Rumsfeld – promoted themselves frequently in photographs as if they were a rock band. Despite this, the Bush Administration is perhaps the most prominent political force, much more than either Trump Administration, in the history of the decline of representational democracy within the United States. Nessus conjunct the North Node brings up the W. Bush rock band to remind you that many legacies, whether you like them or not, involve a group of people – the Dalton Brothers, the 1927 Yankees, the Dirty 30 Police Precinct of Harlem, the United Nations street gang of mainland Vancouver, the Beatles. This is true for totally unknown groups as well – people without names & faces which have a devastating effect upon many lives, including yours. TAURUS – It does not bother you when allies become adversaries or when adversaries become allies – the transactional component of business, of politics, of life does not phase you. Recently, however, Nessus conjunct the North Node notice how unnerved you became when a friend became an enemy. Frankly, you saw no reason for it – and there may be no reason for it. Indeed, you wouldn’t treat your worst enemy the way this former friend treated you. Well, if love means never having to say you are sorry, the same is true for love lost. There is no reason to think about this any longer. Keep that door closed. GEMINI – Nessus conjunct the North Node implores you to acknowledge to yourself that the owner of your employer, and the bosses that run it, may have business & financial interests greatly different from yours. You can study the aborted sale of Trans World Airlines (TWA) to Frank Lorenzo in favor of Carl Icahn, both corporate raiders, or the biography of Elon Musk, as examples of corporate leaders with an adversarial posture towards what they own & who they employ – but the same is also true of a waitress at a diner which was sold & being converted to a steak house. Employers are not obligated to take care of you – and may in fact prey upon you. Define, and champion, your own financial interests. CANCER – The religious antipathy between the French Catholics from Quebec & the English & Irish Protestants from Ontario within mid-19th century Winnipeg in The Scorched Wood People, Rudy Wiebe’s historical novel about Louis Riel, palpably spills over into overt political conflict because there were very clear stakes involved: The future of an undeclared landmass eventually named Manitoba. Nessus conjunct the North Node confirms that nothing sharpens one’s toxic bitter ire more than a dispute between sworn rivals, whose rivalry is based upon regional origin, language & race, where high stakes or, God forbid, property are involved. No more “live & let live” – as if there ever was. As if there ever was. LEO – When one cannot contact the proper representative of a large institution about a billing dispute, outside observers who call it “frustrating” are unwittingly insulting whoever is trying to resolve this dispute in order to protect one’s self from financial damage to a degree which is bitterly infuriating. If you are that one, Nessus conjunct the North Node reminds you that those outside observers do not want to get involved – unless, of course, they personally have such a dispute. You, of course, have a right to be murderously furious – particularly when dealing with arbitrary medical billing – but you must nevertheless remain absolutely civil & law-abiding. Realize that somebody with a brain who by some accident of fate actually works at such an institution realizes that many unhinged individuals with strategic genius are carrying around assault rifles & notebooks about individuals’ whereabouts – with whom that somebody with a brain might confuse you. You live in civilization – act civilized., VIRGO – Whether you are speaking to or about a spouse, your family, your employees, your client, your lawyer, the victims of a crime or a corpse in the middle of the street, Nessus conjunct the North Node emphasizes that what you say has legal & material consequences far beyond the amount of time that you take to speak them. Write down what you say before you say them. Realize before you open your mouth exactly what such words mean. LIBRA – Whether it is you, a colleague or an employee, somebody persists in extremely annoying, unethical & insulting microaggressions which they maintained throughout the entire transit of Neptune in Pisces from 2012 to this day. Nessus conjunct the North Node states that this annoys a lot of people – after all, television’s Seinfeld was a work of fiction. The toxicity of such pettiness will cause you & others cancer. However this ends – and it will end badly for somebody – as far as you, or somebody who opposes you, are concerned, this ends now. SCORPIO – Regarding sex: Nothing entices more than one whom one is not allowed to have – Nessus conjunct the North Node emphasizes that there is no higher price for acquiring & consuming such forbidden fruit. Glenn Selvy, protagonist of Don DeLillo’s Running Dog, endured reprimand & punishment from professional superiors at his government agency specializing in counterespionage & black operations because he violated his personal code of sleeping only with married women. The karmic price Selvy paid was not only insurmountably high but exquisitely perverse. SAGITTARIUS – A dead ancestor who acts with disturbing impunity within your nocturnal dreams disturbs you profoundly – because Nessus conjunct the North Node confirms that this is what they want to do. Are these warnings? Are these instructions? Is this simply gratuitous cruelty? All yes, but not, significantly, gratuitous at all. It is clear to the living that you are denying some painful truth to your self – but only the dead can force you to look at it directly. It is your duty to acknowledge & to act upon that painful truth. CAPRICORN – Clergymen presiding over funerals or weddings: Previous to the rise of spoken & videotaped media, what clergy proclaims during a sermon at whatever service or ceremony over which they presided became the final official word of public opinion – whether the public agreed with it or not. For that reason, Nessus conjunct the North Node emphasizes to such clergy that, when they speak during such ceremonies, they lay down dogma for future generations to which family members present will refer – which will make especially painful, perhaps in time, to you, if they vehemently disagree with what you say. Honor your pulpit – refuse to stoop to the bully pulpit. AQUARIUS – Senator Lisa Murkowski feels very proud to be from & to represent Alaska, but, as a member of the contemporary Republican Party, she seems & feels to be a fish out of her water. Still, out of a duty to her state dominated by the Republican Party, Nessus conjunct the North Node notes that Senator Murkowski honors her duty to swim in very unfriendly waters. That is difficult, but Senator Murkowski will do it – Senator Murkowski knows who her friends are & she will indeed bite when necessary. PISCES – Actions you take & words you speak under the current influence of Nessus conjunct the North Node will haunt you for many years. Those who watch you take those actions & those who hear you speak those words will remember, and praise or chastise for decades to come, and even after your death. You cannot control all, or perhaps any, of the consequences. Express the full depth of your conscience with what you know to be the absolute truth. * Nessus, named after the centaur whose bloodied & semen-stained shirt eventually killed Hercules, was discovered during the siege at Waco in April 1993 & named in 1997. Nessus bridges the gap in consciousness between Saturn & Pluto, forcing us to discard naivete about jealousy, anger, irrationality & evil in ourselves & in others so that we may cultivate the will & the stomach to evolve as a species. $ The North Node and the South Node, or the Nodes of the Moon, represent current & past life karma, respectively, according to astrologer Martin Schulman. Astronomically, the North Node & the South Node are the two points at which the Moon's orbit intersects the ecliptic, setting a timetable for large-scale Solar & Lunar Eclipses over time.
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on the above footnotes generously provided to the general public by @ A Conjunction is a harmonious aspect wherein two or more planets meet as they transit the same sign. ARTICLE #3 Crantor< in Pisces trines* Asbolus> in Cancer from from August 2, 2025 to January 17, 2026. Teachers, school administrators, coaches, camp counselors, parents: While you must supervise all children under your charge, you can only be in one place at one time. If reports of what happens where you are may be accurate or inaccurate, for any one of a number of reasons, including honest mistakes, obscured vision, conscious deceit or outright lies. Determine what reserves to which you will have access where you are not so that you can resume conform from exactly where you are. ARIES – All sorts of surveillance camera infiltrate institutions & communities where there are many children, especially schools. Therefore, miscreants who show their faces while committing their crimes are known & will be caught. Crantor & Asbolus state that what becomes a problem is when criminals with face masks show up. When this happens, nine times out of ten, professional criminals commit organized crimes. Don’t confuse wannabes with players. TAURUS – People who hang out in specific bars know people who hang out in other bars. Whether somebody likes you or somebody doesn’t like you, Crantor & Asbolus denote that emotional appraisals impel those who like you to proclaim it & advise you – while those who dislike you begin to despise you. GEMINI – You work for your bosses & other bosses on separate projects, but also your bosses & other bosses on the same projects. Crantor & Asbolus implore you to be careful how you bill your hours & your overtime. CANCER – Crantor & Asbolus insist that law enforcement in international locations provide no travelers a free pass – Amanda Knox had to learn the hard way. LEO – Law enforcement: Sure, both from many different neighborhoods & in the region are all engaging in some procurement or sale of contraband. Even so, chasing kids everywhere is exhausting. Crantor & Asbolus advise you that you husband all your resources into identifying the location. . . of the well. VIRGO – Mothers: The regional representative of Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) will be speaking to different mothers in neighborhoods throughout the local area. Whatever that representative has to say, Crantor & Asbolus advise you to talk with other mothers throughout the region who also show up. Gather intelligence. LIBRA – The phrase “office politics” sounds so vapid & benign until one talks to a boss about each specific individual employee or to each specific individual employee about the boss. In this context, Crantor & Asbolus warn that the wrong question can trigger a hidden land mine. Don’t be fooled by anybody’s corporate “happy face.” SCORPIO – Authority figures or cops did not see who amongst the group committed the violently illegal act, so until the guilty party within the group comes forward, the entire group is guilty. Crantor & Asbolus remind the Scorpion of this familiar scenario to reinforce the lesson, “Choose your friends carefully.” SAGITTARIUS – Parents in extended families: You may live equidistant from your in-laws & cousins, which is convenient & can be heart-warming. However, Crantor & Asbolus surmise that secretive younger cousins also reside equidistant from each other & their favorite underage drinking establishment or freelance contraband distributor. Be not naïve. CAPRICORN – Conversations amongst you, your spouse & friends about the interminable reptilian weirdness of the world eventually pushes your spouse past the point of objective consciousness, whether during these conversations or afterward, to a presentiment of augury. Is such divination legitimate & accurate? Crantor & Asbolus admonish all of you, “Do not judge. Simply watch.” AQUARIUS – Restauranteurs: If the seafood is fresh & clean, then the bouillabaisse, the fra diabelo, even the happy family, will taste astounding. Therefore, Crantor & Asbolus ask in earnest, “Is the seafood fresh & clean?” PISCES – You have your own opinion about how your child or children are developing morally. What you really need, however, is corroboration from other adults who see how your children behave. Crantor & Asbolus strongly recommend that you listen carefully to what these other adults say as much as you are able to heed them. Apply what you hear to what you see. < Crantor, a centaur planet which crosses across the orbit of Uranus between the orbits of Saturn & Neptune, was discovered in April 2002 and named in December 2005. Demoleon the centaur killed Crantor the Lapith with a tree trunk that Demoleon had thrown at Theseus, who ducked out of the way, as per the advice of Pallas Athena, at the very last minute. For information on how to interpret Crantor, formerly 2002-GO9, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. > Asbolus, named after the psychic centaur whose wisdom was completely ignored while his foolishness was universally emulated, was discovered in April 1995 & named in September 1999. Asbolus, which embodies the higher mind in the lower self, bridges the gap in consciousness between Jupiter & Neptune, warning us not to take our “leaders” at face value.
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Research on the above footnotes * A Trine is a harmonious aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like element (elements being Fire, Earth, Air & Water). ARTICLE #4 2003-WL7< in Virgo trines* Pholus> in Capricorn from July 23, 2024 to August 29, 2025. Either clients or management now save bosses from employees’ requests, complaints or submissions, whether reasonable, unreasonable, necessary or stupid. How? Respectively, either: 1) Clients have work to be done on deadline that they want started now; or 2) Management calculates how to pay such employees enough money, whether via severance pay, rebates, reimbursements or pay-out bonuses, to dissolve their employment relationship with them so as to save money on employment overhead (Read: Medical benefits.) ARIES – Bosses may now pay you for extra effort, an offer which will be happily made explicit as “overtime,” or bosses may now pay you for past effort & for no current effort, an offer which will be unhappily made explicit as a “layoff” or a “buy-out.” Either way, 2003-WL7 & Pholus declare that the money will be more than you expect. Take the money – then follow the yellow-brick road. TAURUS – Motorbikes on pedestrian sidewalks aggravate you because they are outright treacherous & can cause considerable physical harm of the innocent by the uninsured guilty. Even son, 2003-WL7 & Pholus note that Taurus the Bull will not succumb to intimidation. You know where to stand & how to walk to prevent motorbikes, bicyclists & rude pedestrians from dominating the sidewalk in disregard to everybody else, including you. But be careful – some individuals will not care if they hurt you. GEMINI – It does not matter whether you are working in the office or working remotely at home. 2003-WL7 & Pholus guarantee that you will be chained to your desk. You will be busy. It will not matter where you are, but it will matter where your desk is, because your boss will, invariably, find you . . . at your desk. CANCER – Don’t call a spouse at work. Don’t call a spouse on their cellphone during work hours. 2003-WL7 & Pholus denote that your spouse must be psychologically & emotionally clear to take sudden telephone calls from clients or their upper management bosses. Don’t burden your spouse with the potential for effusive emotions & irrationality. Concede to your spouse the enclave of tranquil logic. LEO – Your bosses admire the hyper-robotic efficiency of your experienced consultants. Indeed, your bosses are prone to ask, “Why not have these superstars here all the time?” Because these bosses know the answer but simply do not wish to face it, 2003-WL7 & Pholus make it incumbent upon you to deliver the bad news, “We can’t afford Einstein on tap. What we can afford is Baby Huey’s Nanny on tap.” Still, bosses will insist, “Can’t we find something on the skilled end of the spectrum rather than the unskilled?” Smile sadly, “Bargains are not available every day.” VIRGO – Many coaches & trainers ask themselves, “What would we need to do to motivate Darryl Strawberry of the late Eighties’ New York Mets in such a way that his achievement mirrored the career of perpetual championship that served as the personal & professional emblem of Edmonton Oiler demigod Mark Messier?” 2003-WL7 & Pholus state that the answer is clear, “If the material reality of that career of perpetual championship does not suffuse the one who already possesses talent & opportunity with the spirit of a limitless will to power, then there is nothing that any other mere human being can do.” LIBRA – The City of Philadelphia has recently acquired more than its share of problems. The unjust shooting & death of African-American Eddie Irizarry Jr. through the windshield of his car at the gun in the hands of the Caucasian Philadelphia Police Officer Mark Dial. The murder of revered homosexual journalist & advocate for the homeless & drug-addicted Josh Kruger by a teenage African-American man with whom Kruger is accused of engaging in sex & illegal drug use when the American-American man was an under-age boy. Social media influencer Dayjia “Meatball” Blackwell livestreaming herself yelling “Free cell phones!” during recent Center City riots, outside the Apple Store on Walnut Street. Assigning these three incidents an appropriate playwright, 2003-WL7 & Pholus chooses Dostoyevsky for the police shooting & Shakespeare for the two gay men, as both Dostoyevsky & Shakespeare can depict nobility in a flawed humanity – appropriate, perhaps, for 19th century Philadelphia. As for “Meatball?” Ionesco, author of Rhinoceros, chronicler of the thuggish & barbaric urban jungle – but only after Ionesco finishes his epic about the cocaine hippopotami of post-Pablo Escobar Bogata. SCORPIO – Bosses: Too much criticism of you over too much time has led you to censor yourself when issuing instructions. Quite benevolently, business partners who have known you forever now tell you to stop worrying – 2003-WL7 & Pholus exhort you to behave naturally, “Stop being gun-shy! Do those things in those ways which made you a dazzling success right from the very beginning.” SAGITTARIUS – Rather than haranguing & harassing you to do an unreasonable amount of work, 2003-WL7 & Pholus declare that mercurial & temperamental bosses will yield to your emotional stability. You will work hard to do all that you can do on a regular basis just as a matter of course. Nobody will intimidate you. You need not draw firm boundaries with which it is impossible to argue legally – instead, you yourself are the firm boundary. Be as clear to discern as the Mason-Dixon Line. CAPRICORN – Artists, actors, athletes: Because the public knows that you are rich, disputes against you formalized as lawsuits will escalate. 2003-WL7 & Pholus therefore state that the answer to your problem is easy: The less you see the public, the safer you are. The studio, the stage, the film set, the arena, the field – although this is where you work, this is exactly where the motley public is not allowed. Protect yourself from trouble by secluding yourself, personally & professionally. AQUARIUS – Stay close to your home, including when you go out to eat or to have a drink, so that you need not drive. Don’t allow your compute to notify the Internet about your location. 2003-WL7 & Pholus insist that other people – especially people who do not necessarily obey the law – do not need to know anything about you. Protect that precious, privacy. PISCES – A rival or an enemy wants to start a fight with your ally or friend. 2003-WL7 & Pholus advise you to grab this ally or friend by the arm & to drag them away physically. If this ally or friend offers resistance, simply continue to drag them away against their will until you get to your car or another save haven. Emphasize loudly & aggressively, “This is non-negotiable.” < 2003-WL7 is an unnamed centaur planet discovered on November 16, 2003. The orbit of 2003-WL7 crosses over the orbit of Uranus. > Pholus, named after the centaur who accidentally died because mighty Hercules was thirsty, was discovered in 1992 & named in 1996. Pholus bridges the gap in consciousness between Saturn & Neptune, forcing us mere mortals to realize that even our most severe discipline is worthless when God wishes to teach us a lesson.
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Research on the above footnotes * A Trine is a harmonious aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like element (elements being Fire, Earth, Air & Water). ARTICLE #5 Crantor^ in Pisces trines* Asbolus< in Cancer trines* Elatus> in Scorpio from August 2 to September 25, 2025 . Alcohol, automobiles & law enforcement force the driver who had been drinking to think outside of the box of the GPS. Somebody who knows the local area really well may know how to stay off the main roads to avoid law enforcement checkpoints, but how many of these side streets are well-lit enough themselves? Destruction of property in such instances is getting off easy – unless some drunk driver kills somebody while crossing the lawn & crashing into somebody’s house. ARIES – While city streets generally run free of obstacles, suburban thoroughfares often contain impediments to long-distance vision manifesting in short-distance blind spots. Because the time to execute a motor skill correctly is short, Crantor, Asbolus & Elatus state that to drink any alcohol whatsoever may make it impossible to execute motor skill at all. TAURUS – Somebody with whom you drink, too much, at a bar, references their Irish heritage. Crantor, Asbolus & Elatus wonder, “Is this an excuse, a badge of honor or a stigma?” Distance yourself from this kneejerk affiliation. Envision the shamrock as being surrounded by fresh air. GEMINI – Advertising street fairs, outdoor music festivals or farmers’ markets in the summer serves more than one purpose than, “Get out the vote.” Crantor, Asbolus & Elatus declare that you are building the substance & rhythm of the community. Big crowd, small crowds – crowds all summer long with events, friendships & romances. CANCER – Will the friendships & romances started under the local summertime events have a good or bad ending? Crantor, Asbolus & Elatus signify that, as things begin, so things end. Pay close attention to the attitude at the “beginning.” LEO – Cliques form every summer. You like some & dislike others. Don’t ignore your intuitions about such cliques under the current influence of Crantor, Asbolus & Elatus. Laugh nothing off. VIRGO – You & your spouse see the boys & girls of the local area from the opposite side of the gender coin. Girls reference boys & their friends, boys reference teams, schools, gangs, logos. Pay close attention – then Crantor, Asbolus & Elatus challenge you to align “needs” with “facts.” LIBRA – Employees often refuse to congregate beyond their professional department in order to protect their job security. Therefore, if you refer in company-wide correspondence to departments in lieu of individuals, then Crantor, Asbolus & Elatus declare that you will bring enough attention to each group as they continue to feel safe. SCORPIO – A nickname, pen name or show business alias will liberate you to tell unspoken truths about all sorts of unspeakable phenomena under the current influence of Crantor, Asbolus & Elatus – as long as you build up your persona so that it is as impenetrable as the Wizard of Oz. SAGITTARIUS – As you reflect upon your own bloodline in your own locality, Crantor, Asbolus & Elatus recommend that you read literature which explores the relationships of bloodlines within the historical development of the local area. Two examples: T. Coraghessan Boyle’s World’s End, about the van Warts and van Brunt families of Peekskill, New York and Thomas McNamee’s A Story of Deep Delight, about the slave-owning Corellis and the enslaved Woodson family of Memphis, Tennessee. CAPRICORN – You are not speaking in behalf of partisan politics. You are expressing what you & your family value locally. Regardless, Crantor, Asbolus & Elatus state that others will interpret what you say in terms of regional & national partisan politics. Frankly, that is their business. AQUARIUS – Whether as a client representative, representative of a local trade in a national setting or a representative of a national political party, Crantor, Asbolus & Elatus remind you that an affiliation with a national leader trumps leadership within your local group every single time. PISCES – Whatever the event, whoever the crowd, Crantor, Asbolus & Elatus state that if you want to present the face of leadership, stand directly in front of the exit or entrance so that everybody must walk in front of, by or through you. < Crantor, a centaur planet which crosses across the orbit of Uranus between the orbits of Saturn & Neptune, was discovered in April 2002 and named in December 2005. Demoleon the centaur killed Crantor the Lapith with a tree trunk that Demoleon had thrown at Theseus, who ducked out of the way, as per the advice of Pallas Athena, at the very last minute. For information on how to interpret Crantor, formerly 2002-GO9, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. > Asbolus, named after the psychic centaur whose wisdom was completely ignored while his foolishness was universally emulated, was discovered in April 1995 & named in September 1999. Asbolus, which embodies the higher mind in the lower self, bridges the gap in consciousness between Jupiter & Neptune, warning us not to take our “leaders” at face value. > Elatus, a centaur planet that traverses the orbits of Saturn & Uranus, was discovered in October 1999 & named in June 2003. Elatus, along with Chiron, was injured by the same poisoned arrow of Hercules when an entire tribe of centaurs attacked Hercules for drinking the communal wine of the tribe while the centaur Pholus cooked & served Hercules dinner. For information on how to interpret Elatus, formerly 1999-UG5, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below.
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Research on the above footnotes * A Trine is a harmonious aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like element (elements being Fire, Earth, Air & Water). ARTICLE #6 Elatus< in Scorpio sextiles* Pholus< in Capricorn from September 24, 2024 to November 7, 2025. Business professionals & accountants all over the United States look at the civil trial trying former President Donald J. Trump and the Trump Organization with disbelief at their defense strategy: Former President Donald J. Trump, as well as two of the Trump Organization’s high-ranking officers, his sons, Donald J., Jr. and Eric, state that they did not participate in drafting the financial statements for the firm, and could not be held liable for it, as they simply approved what had been handed to them by the accountants. If it was anybody’s fault, this defense infers, it was the accountants’ fault, even though only former President Trump & his family would enjoy the benefit of those accountants’ errors. Reality only set in, as per Newsweek’s Kate Plummer in “Letitia James Has Found 'Smoking Gun' Against Donald Trump – Attorney,” when, “Lawyers for James' office on Tuesday presented McConney with a draft of Trump's net worth statement for 2014 that had a note in blue ink on the first page that said: ‘DJT TO GET FINAL REVIEW.’” ARIES – Administrators, accounting: Bosses are responsible for their own expense report & business credit card transactions. If bosses provide permission for electronic signatures for each & every transaction, then all is well. However, if something is missing or unpaid, Elatus & Pholus denote that you should approach bosses first. TAURUS – Whatever the transaction, wherever the transaction, if the customer or client cannot provide whatever information or money is necessary, the transaction will be declined. Elatus & Pholus explain that only transaction accepted for improper or fraudulent reasons will attract the attention of the police – in which case, the client or customer violated will only know of the violation after the transaction has been approved. GEMINI – Monitor your monthly credit card statement for ongoing subscription charges. Elatus & Pholus warn that, should you fail to monitor these as they happen, you will find that unauthorized ongoing subscription charges will replicate like a virus. CANCER – Yes, leaving a spouse an unexpected dirty voice mail will arouse them – but what if they play it unwittingly on speakerphone during a meeting with a boss. Elatus & Pholus state that the element of surprise does not always delight. Try sexting – it is silent. LEO – The same password for your home email account as you did when Steve Case ran AOL before the existence of Google is no big deal – and who wants to read the advertising spam on your personal email account, anyway? But Elatus & Pholus state that logging into work from home is a whole other animal. Whatever the deadline, usually 90 days, change your email password to work based upon something strictly in your short-term memory – the restaurant special at a diner in a different city is perfect. VIRGO – Men at work: Elatus & Pholus insist that dirty jokes & photos of hot women clad in bikinis or jack noting in emails is forever banned for distribution – amongst all work channels. What you do at home is your business – but why not get a girlfriend? Why not screw your wife? LIBRA – Read Scorpio. Men: If the family patriarch asks you to investigate a situation, and insists that you use code to broach the subject further, Elatus & Pholus advise that you obey. Other family members can be more intrusive than the CIA! SCORPIO – Read Libra. The Scorpion is super famous for always being involved in what is covert & secret. Indeed, Elatus & Pholus insist that some colleagues drop your name to watch other people change their behavior. (You don’t believe this? Recall, “When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen.”) SAGITTARIUS – Nobody is slicker with slang than Sag the Archer. Unfortunately, Elatus & Pholus suggest that new slang you may learn may attract the attention of the police. (Why? If you didn’t already know it, you parroted some criminal organization’s code.) Careful! CAPRICORN – Cops are not always cops – cops are human, too. However, when approaching a cop, especially a friend who is a cop, about police matters, Elatus & Pholus advise that you first approach the cop as a human. Talk football. Then, deep in the third quarter, add, “By the way. . .” Let the cop respond as a cop, “10-4, we’ll swing by on reconnaissance.” AQUARIUS – Officers of the firm, especially involving real estate, private equity, law: Internal nomenclature is so thick that it becomes part of the offices in the building. Elatus & Pholus advise against speaking such internal nomenclature outs of those offices. Keep those words, “Professionally toxic.” PISCES – Detectives: You identify your mark or a criminal party by a clear external mark – tattoo, gang color, baseball cap, scarf, niche sneaker brand. Elatus & Pholus declare that bosses need that information & who the mark or the criminal is. Let them unpackage everything else. < Elatus, a centaur planet that traverses the orbits of Saturn & Uranus, was discovered in October 1999 & named in June 2003. Elatus, along with Chiron, was injured by the same poisoned arrow of Hercules when an entire tribe of centaurs attacked Hercules for drinking the communal wine of the tribe while the centaur Pholus cooked & served Hercules dinner. For information on how to interpret Elatus, formerly 1999-UG5, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. > Pholus, named after the centaur who accidentally died because mighty Hercules was thirsty, was discovered in 1992 & named in 1996. Pholus bridges the gap in consciousness between Saturn & Neptune, forcing us mere mortals to realize that even our most severe discipline is worthless when God wishes to teach us a lesson.
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Research on the above footnotes * A Sextile is a harmonious yet primarily mental & social aspect between either Fire & Air signs (Fire being Aries, Leo, Sagittarius; & Air being Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) or Earth & Water signs (Earth being Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn; & Water being Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces). ARTICLE #7 Cyllarus< in Leo sextiles* 1998-BU48> in Libra from November 17, 2024 to June 18, 2025. The best possible business partnership happens when one assumes the role of “brains” while the other assumes the role of “brawn.” Not that the one in the role of “brains” is weak; not that the one in the role of “brawn” is stupid. What it really suggests is that the one who assumes the role of “brains” naturally exercises caution while the one who assumes the role of “brawn” naturally indulges impatience. Brawn complains, “Time is wasting!” So, brains lets brawn go – until brains invokes its veto power, “Hold it! Red flag!” ARIES – Musicians, Thespians: Sometimes, while in concert with King Crimson, guitarist & lead vocalist Adrian Belew would go off, would get seriously loud & crazy, go way over the top, and all that lead guitarist & just plain leader Robert Fripp would do is smile deeply & nod in approval – until, as Cyllarus & 1998-BU48 note, Fripp would just . . . stop smiling. The song would move in a new direction. TAURUS – A business owner who inherits their business from a parent or a long line of dead ancestors sometimes issues instructions from their own personal experience – but, then, Cyllarus & 1998-BU48 state that sometimes the decisions such a business owner makes is channeled from the wisdom of the dead. Learn how to tell the difference between a human mind & the spirits of the lineage of ghosts. GEMINI – On “Tangled Up in Blue” off the painfully deep masterpiece Blood on the Tracks, Bob Dylan sings as a lonely man far from home in a gentleman’s club when he is approached from behind by one of the topless strippers, a woman he knew & loved for many years, “I must have felt uneasy when she bent down to tie the laces of my shoes.” Cyllarus & 1998-BU48 cried – they both cried! She loved him – she absolutely loved him. CANCER – Rich parents: Do not buy your children privileged toys, like water skis or foreign cars. Cyllarus & 1998-BU48 exhort you to buy a training program for your children such as foreign language classes, musical lessons or flight school so that they may become accomplished adults rather than popular kids. LEO – Read Libra. A tight professional partnership with a boss who is really a mentor serves both of you under the current influence of Cyllarus & 1998-BU48. You do the work – they have the veto power. VIRGO – You may resent the fact that inhouse professional security conducts ongoing surveillance of you & all your professional business partners, but Cyllarus & 1998-BU48 declare that as long as you keep your nose clean, such surveillance will serve you well if one of your closest partners goes rogue. LIBRA – Read Leo. A tight professional partnership with an employee who is really your apprentice serves both of you under the current influence of Cyllarus & 1998-BU48. They do the work – you have the veto power. SCORPIO – A titanic law enforcement legend has the law on their side as they harass you mercilessly. However, Cyllarus & 1998-BU48 implore you to realize that such a titanic law enforcement legend believes that you are guilty because they have what they believe to be a reliable eye witness account. Either that reliable eye witness account is telling the truth or lying. If that reliable eye witness account is telling the truth, succumb & submit. If that reliable eye witness account is lying, object vociferously & relentlessly. SAGITTARIUS – Cyllarus & 1998-BU48 denote that you & a partner have the potential to be he next great superstar partners since Robert Redford & Paul Newman, Brad Pitt & George Clooney or Steve Carlton & Tim McCarver – or the biggest loser washouts since Dwight Gooden & Darryl Strawberry. The company you keep! CAPRICORN – General Growth Properties of Chicago, Illinois wanted to own any public landmarked American property that represented anything special & lucrative in the early Millennium – but then they declared Chapter 11. How did such a well-heeled, slick, wealthy & powerful real estate consortium, rivalled only by Trammell Crow of Dallas, Texas, engineer such a titanic failure? Cyllarus & 1998-BU48 reply, “Their eyes were bigger than their stomach.” AQUARIUS – Musicians: Being a front-man takes too much energy away from composition & virtuosity. Cyllarus & 1998-BU48 insist that you need not be Jim Morrison or Roger Daltrey – Ray Manzarek & Pete Townshend got plenty of attention. On top of that, when the front-man went over the top, it plays to your strength, “Yo, Hercules! Keep it real.” PISCES – While it may be counterintuitive to suggest that an arduous gym regimen will help stabilize contentious marital & business relations, Cyllarus & 1998-BU48 insist that heavy lifting & long-distance running will kill all your nervous energy. Your muscles are too sore to tense up. Your body is too exhausted & relaxed to mirror some partner’s enervated rage. < Cyllarus, a centaur planet that traverses between Uranus & Pluto, was discovered in October 1998 & named in June 2003. Cyllarus, the noble husband of Hylonome, was killed by a random spear from an unknown hand in the battle between the Centaurs & the Lapiths. Upon witnessing the death of Cyllarus, Hylonome committed suicide by jumping on the spear that killed her husband in order to die with him. For further information on how to interpret Cyllarus, formerly 1998-TF35, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. > 1998-BU48 is an unnamed transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on January 22, 1998. The orbit of 1998-BU48 traverses from the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto. For information on how to interpret 1998-BU48, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below.
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Research on the above footnotes * A Sextile is a harmonious yet primarily mental & social aspect between either Fire & Air signs (Fire being Aries, Leo, Sagittarius; & Air being Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) or Earth & Water signs (Earth being Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn; & Water being Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces). ARTICLE #8 1999-OX3! in Taurus squares1 Chariklo^ conjunct2 2003-CO1< conjunct2 2001-KF77> in Aquarius from December 17, 2024 to June 14, 2025. The danger in inherently dismissing the self-serving nature of public statements & grandstanding public relations stunts, whether made by political ideologues or by billionaire high-tech plutocrats, lies in disregarding the timeline of their ultimate agenda. The point of such statements & stunts is to debase the public discourse so that responsible people who do not respect such tactics will disengage, leaving only those individuals who treat all of life like a clown show – because, ultimately, all that they know how to do is to look in the mirror. ARIES – Accountants who do not properly abide by accounting standards seek to dismiss accounting standards as irrelevant to the issue at hand. 1999-OX3, 2003-CO1, Chariklo & 2001-KF77 counter that, without criteria, even the most self-destructive, pathetic mess of a “business” is acceptable – and that is simply not the case. TAURUS – Pure symbolic logic is non-inductive – if A, then B. Logicians apply pure symbolic logic to inductive narratives – if it rains, the ground gets wet. 1999-OX3, 2003-CO1, Chariklo & 2001-KF77 now cites pure symbolic logic because certain theorists will bring up theories that are wrong – if I sell individual products at a loss, I will make a profit if I sell them in volume. Beware the clever packaging of incorrect ideas. GEMINI – There are those who will never know better & those who should know better. When both do something egregiously wrong, those who will never know better, most often, get punished severely, while those who should know better usually get away with a slap on the wrist, at that. 1999-OX3, 2003-CO1, Chariklo & 2001-KF77 declare that this dynamic should be reversed. Do your level best to restore the scales to the proper equilibrium. CANCER – The most destructive part of the bad business decision Anheuser-Busch made when it hired transgender actress Dylan Mulvaney as spokesperson for Bud Light is that it caused its long-time, loyal clientele to mistrust it as a brand. 1999-OX3, 2003-CO1, Chariklo & 2001-KF77 qualify that, while the consumer will forgive a company for launching an inferior product, that consumer will punish a company which transgresses its public image. LEO – Bosses do not want to work with idiots – and 1999-OX3, 2003-CO1, Chariklo & 2001-KF77 state that bosses consider many, but not all, of your business partners to be idiots. Your boss will tell you, and has already repeatedly told you, whom amongst your business partners are not idiots. Coordinate with them & only with them. As for the idiots: Meet them only after you have already talked with bosses – and meet them with the business partners whom bosses respect. VIRGO – Publishers, editors, readers of fiction & non-fiction: Announce, to those who need to know, that you trust certain authors & book reviewers. Gallery owners: Declare the criteria for artists whom you curate, then list those artists. 1999-OX3, 2003-CO1, Chariklo & 2001-KF77 warn that flippant & undereducated minds wish to “expand your canon.” Have none of it. This is what works – stick with it. LIBRA – Prominent individuals with a high public profile: You know the difference between right & wrong morally, legally & illegally under the written law, and you know for a fact that specific individuals are operating illegal operations on a routine basis. Should you speak out publicly? 1999-OX3, 2003-CO1, Chariklo & 2001-KF77 reply, “1) Only if you are invulnerable to harm; and 2) Only if your strategic law enforcement or political purpose would serve a genuinely effective purpose.” Don’t make things worse by trying to make things better. SCORPIO –Business partners have a practical outlook, not an academic or intellectual outlook. This, at times, makes one vulnerable to crackpots, as you have seen recently. Now you have the opportunity to enlist the help of a local, brilliant university professor to give your partner some scope – and, as 1999-OX3, 2003-CO1, Chariklo & 2001-KF77 note, to protect less erudite business partners from intellectual corruption by morons. SAGITTARIUS – Corporate executives: Both skilled professional trainers on computers & high-tech protocol & intelligent reserved employees are is worth their weight in gold under the current influence of 1999-OX3, 2003-CO1, Chariklo & 2001-KF77. Such individuals edify your corporate infrastructure – while fools who speak & act in unthinkable & outrageous ways actually make certain types of bad behavior societally acceptable. CAPRICORN –Artists, writers, painters, filmmakers: You now know, as the result of a consultation with a gallery owner, literary agent or film producer, what your current (project) (pipe dream) is likely to cost – and how much it is likely to bring in. 1999-OX3, 2003-CO1, Chariklo & 2001-KF77implore you not to disregard what they tell you simply because you dislike their accurate mathematics. Fine art is not pure hand-to-mouth market capitalism. Don’t confuse t-shirt designs for the masses with an artistic masterpiece for a plutocrat attending Art Basel in Miami. AQUARIUS – Local politicians: Complaints to you from citizens earlier in the year about misleading statements by your fellow local politicians now resurface, and, instead of offering some short-term solution to the problem, you investigated their complaints. 1999-OX3, 2003-CO1, Chariklo & 2001-KF77 declare that you should now know which of those complaints are valid & which are hot air. Prepare your agenda. Make your moves. PISCES – Somebody in your social circle who is an expert at tasks you have recently addressed & still currently address showed what needed to be done. 1999-OX3, 2003-CO1, Chariklo & 2001-KF77 state that now is the time to do it. Hire that expert & work with them side by side to bang it out. Disregard fools who simply want in on somebody else’s action. ! 1999-OX3 is an unnamed transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on July 21, 1999. The orbit of 1999-OX3 traverses between the orbits of Uranus & Pluto. For information on how to interpret 1999-OX3, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below.
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Research on the above footnotes 1 A Square is a disharmonious 90-degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). 2 A Conjunction is a harmonious aspect wherein two or more planets meet as they transit the same sign. ARTICLE #9
2002-CR46@ in Scorpio sextiles* The drummer breezed through the police precinct like he owned the place until he got to the office where he knew that the squarehead would be. The squarehead sat at the local sergeant’s desk opposite where the local sergeant stood with his undercover lead guitarist & undercover bassist, both local officers. The drummer asked the squarehead, “Where is she?” The squarehead jerked his head to the right. “She sitting alone in interrogations.” The drummer asked, “Is she alright?” “She’s fine,” the squarehead replied. “She’s dazed.” “A lot happened,” the drummer said. “A lot happened fast,” the squarehead commented. “We’re done,” the squarehead added. “The rest of the tour is canceled.” “She didn’t get hit by any of the bottles, did she?” the drummer asked. “No,” the squarehead replied, “but nobody got hit by the bottles. The only thing that took a hit was the bassist’s amp. It’s drenched in domestic beer now.” “It wasn’t my amp, either,” the undercover bassist qualified. “We confiscated that a few months back. No loss.” “The price of doing business,” the local sergeant explained. “We arrested their leader previous to your show on conspiracy to distribute & conspiracy to commit murder.” “Nobody got murdered, did they?” the undercover bassist asked. “No, but in that last gang fight, he brought a switchblade,” the local sergeant replied. The local sergeant shrugged. “We’ll negotiate.” “Can I see her?” the drummer asked the local sergeant. The local sergeant paused. The local sergeant turned & made eye contact with the drummer. “You sure you want to see her?” the local sergeant asked. “Of course I want to see her!” the drummer replied. “She’s my girl!” The local sergeant gave the drummer a hard, flat look of cold appraisal. The local sergeant asked, “You sure you want to see her now?” The drummer didn’t pick up on what the local sergeant suggested. “I want to see her as soon as I possibly can! She’s my girl!” The local sergeant paused again, maintaining eye contact with the drummer. “Suit yourself,” the local sergeant replied. “Come on.” The local sergeant stood up from his chair. The drummer followed him. The local sergeant walked ten feet to the interrogation room, put the key in the lock, and unlocked the door. The local sergeant opened the door. “Go ahead,” the local sergeant told the drummer. The drummer entered the interrogation room. The local sergeant closed the door. The drummer’s girlfriend sat at the end of a long table with her head in her hands, sobbing. The drummer’s girlfriend did not look up when the drummer entered the room. The drummer approached where his girlfriend sat at the end of the table. The drummer put both hands on the table and bent his head over towards her face. The drummer paused for a long moment. Finally, the drummer asked his girlfriend, “How are you feeling?” The drummer’s girlfriend heard the drummer’s voice. The drummer’s girlfriend looked up from her hands in her face & her tears with a stare of malice & dread. Luckily, purely from the muscle memory of one of their more bitter fights, the drummer jerked his head & face backward just in time after the drummer’s girlfriend quickly & viciously tried to claw his face with the nails on her right hand. “How am I feeling?!?” the drummer’s girlfriend screamed. The drummer’s girlfriend knocked her chair backwards & down as she quickly rushed the drummer in a kneejerk fit of spontaneous rage. “You bring me in to walk point in a riot in some drug lord’s town to sing lame thrash metal Ted Nugent covers? To protect a bunch of undercover narc detectives? As gangs of unwashed black leather coke & meth heads throw bottles at my face & tell me to suck their balls? “And you want to know how am I feeling?!?” the drummer’s girlfriend concluded. The drummer’s girlfriend cornered the drummer on the other side of the door of the interrogation room. The drummer’s girlfriend held the drummer in place with her left hand and started hammering his face repeatedly with her right fist. “Jesus, she punches like a girl,” the drummer thought. “And it hurts.” “How are you FEELING, douchebag?” the drummer’s girlfriend yelled. “Back off, already!” the drummer pleaded in his toughest possible command. “They busted everybody. The entire town will be going down.” This only made the drummer’s girlfriend punch harder. “Well, root root root for the home team,” the drummer’s girlfriend punched the drummer as hard as she could in the nose. “You could have at least told me that we were here to do a sting op in some street gangster’s backwater.” “I did tell you!” the drummer objected. “DON’T LIE TO ME!!!” With disturbingly renewed vigor, the drummer’s girlfriend punched the drummer as hard & as fast & as many times as she could right in his face. “YOU LAME LYING CHAD OF SEWAGE SKANK!” The local sergeant slammed open the door of the interrogation room. “Alright, that’s enough,” the local sergeant declared. The local sergeant grabbed the drummer’s left shoulder with his right arm & pulled him as hard as he could away from the drummer’s girlfriend & out of the interrogation room with one motion. The local sergeant told the drummer’s girlfriend, “You stay here.” The drummer’s girlfriend ignored the local sergeant. The drummer’s girlfriend screamed, “BUY ME SOME PEANUTS & CRACKER JACK! “Lame limp cum-licking asswipe turd!” the drummer’s girlfriend concluded as the door slammed shut. The squarehead pulled the drummer’s left & right hands from where he was rubbing his eyes & his face. Both eyes puffed out red. Blood ran from his nose & his mouth. The squarehead concluded, “She took it pretty well.” The drummer agreed. “I figured that she’d be a lot more emotional.” The squarehead told the drummer, “Come on, I’ll take you to the bathroom and clean you up.” “Before you go,” the local sergeant told the drummer, “I’m going to write her up on a 120, third degree.” The drummer turned to the squarehead. “What’s that?” The squarehead replied, “Spousal assault.” “Oh, don’t do that,” the drummer pleaded with the local sergeant. “I don’t want her thinking that I’m going to lay charges against her. She was just upset because of all the drama.” “I know that,” the local sergeant told the drummer. “Don’t worry,” the local sergeant smiled. “We’ll negotiate.” ARIES – Jersey City Detective Joseph Seals did not know who he would encounter in December 2019 when he approached a man & a woman in the Bayview Cemetery in the Greenville neighborhood. Even though the man & woman killed him, the City of Jersey City regards Detective Seals with the reverence usually served with Port Authority Police first responders because his death prevented a terrorist act in Greenville’s Hasidic community that likely would have resulted in the most horrific moment in Jersey City’s history. 2002-CR46 & Hylonome now exhorts the Ram, one year after Black Lives Matter, to cultivate not only more respect, but, in fact, awe, for the danger that municipal policemen must face every day of their lives. Realize that, depending upon what the police dispatcher assigns, any cop currently working may in fact have only five more minutes to live. TAURUS – The glamor which New Kid on the Block Donnie Wahlberg exudes as Danny Reagan on Blue Bloods lies in the fact that as a NYPD Detective knows that he is vulnerable to overwhelming criminal forces – and he goes in to arrest those criminals with gun drawn. 2002-CR46 & Hylonome emphasize that sometimes, police know that they are extremely vulnerable when they go after a criminal – the fear is what provides such police with the adrenaline needed for good to win over evil. GEMINI – All your colleagues & employees know that your employer is now suffering a severe downturn. However, 2002-CR46 & Hylonome urge you to distinguish between those colleagues & employees who take advantage of your employer’s vulnerability by slacking & extorting advantages from them from colleagues & employees who wash their hands of the entire bloodbath to search for greener pastures. CANCER – Avoid discussing your new sweetheart’s troubles in the presence of your new sweetheart’s “friends.” 2002-CR46 & Hylonome denote that your new sweetheart’s situation is nobody’s business but your new sweetheart’s – and with those whom your new sweetheart wishes to share it. LEO – Delay discussing your family with colleagues & employees until after you have discussed colleagues & employees with family first. Of course, some family members might know some of your colleagues & employees – but 2002-CR46 & Hylonome declare that you might learn more about colleagues & employees than is useful or comfortable to you. Maintain those boundaries which serve a useful social purpose. VIRGO – Calm the emotions of a teenage son or daughter whose friend or friends endured arrest or expulsion from school as a result of a recent drug sting. 2002-CR46 & Hylonome state that you must explain to that son or daughter, sooner or later, that the powers that be will punish anybody & everybody who breaks the law – and that it is useless to feel sorry for those who get caught & punished, “Just make sure that the powers that be have no reason to punish you.” LIBRA – A local municipal politician or police officer is currently in legal trouble over their head. 2002-CR46 & Hylonome urge you to do your research: Discover if this local municipal politician or police officer deserves the trouble they now endure – and, if they don’t, help them. SCORPIO – Read Capricorn. You yourself might not break the law but you know your share of those who do. Under such circumstances, 2002-CR46 & Hylonome advise you to communicate that criminals who in full knowledge attempt to take advantage of the passing vulnerability of the local police will eventually be hunted down like animals. SAGITTARIUS – Excursions into vice have always been legally & perhaps fatally treacherous. However, under the current influence of 2002-CR46 & Hylonome, if you engage in such excursions, you will lose both what money you have on hand . . . and your job. There are no “tourists.” Stop kidding yourself. CAPRICORN – Read Scorpio. Law enforcement. The word is out – criminals have received the unofficial warning. Even so, 2002-CR46 & Hylonome know that certain lowlifes will target your most vulnerable officers. You & your people have to accept that from the beginning – but you must make good on your promise, “Those who attempt to take advantage of the passing vulnerability of the local police will eventually be hunted down like animals.” AQUARIUS – Read Aries, Scorpio & Capricorn. Actions have consequences. Some people don’t believe that their actions have consequences. Some don’t care that their actions have consequences. 2002-CR46 & Hylonome signify recklessness & barbarism which unleashes collective unconscious rage. Avoid negative public hot spots where thugs loiter. Shun public drunkenness. Do not linger to watch as the police work under the blare of sirens & rotating red police lights. PISCES – 2002-CR46 & Hylonome put you in a position to inform vulnerable police officers of ongoing criminal activity & the whereabouts of violent criminals. Communicate extremely circumspectly & away from both a public spotlight & any & all available technology. Top secret under wraps! @ 2002-CR46, officially named “Typhon”, is a transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on February 2, 2002. The orbit of 2002-CR46 traverses between the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto. ! Hylonome, named after the wife of centaur Cyllarus, with whom she died during the Centaurs' battle with the Lapiths, was discovered in February 1995 & named during the year 2000. Hylonome bridges the gap in consciousness between Uranus & Neptune, forcing us to draw unexpected links between "accident" & "devotion" much more rapidly than is either wise or comfortable.
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Research on the above footnotes * A Sextile is a harmonious yet primarily mental & social aspect between either Fire & Air signs (Fire being Aries, Leo, Sagittarius; & Air being Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) or Earth & Water signs (Earth being Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn; & Water being Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces).
ARTICLE #10 Saturn in Pisces opposes@ Aphidas* in Virgo from January 4 to March 5, 2025. Although he appeared with lesser-known high technology social media executives, including Linda Yaccarino of X, Jason Citron of Discord and TikTok Shou Zi Chew, in a hearing about child sex abuse within social media before the Senate Judiciary Committee, a recent NBC News video entitled, “Senator Cruz Grills Zuckerberg over Instagram's Child Sex Abuse 'Warning' Screens” featuring Instagram’s Mark Zuckerberg’s explosive testimony before Republican Texas Senator Ted Cruz drew the most attention. Instagram’s Zuckerberg & Republican Texas Senator Cruz approached each other with different tones – Instagram’s Zuckerberg adopted the slightly condescending dispassionate, neutral tone of the highly informed expert, while Republican Texas Senator Cruz exuded the righteous rage of a litigator defending underinformed victims – but the diction each employed was telling. Instagram’s Zuckerberg responded to Republican Texas Senator Cruz’s accusatory, ostensibly rhetorical question, “Mr. Zuckerberg, what the Hell were you thinking?” by invoking an immediate reference to “science” – specifically, the phrase, “Senator, the basic science behind that – ” While such a posture, the deportment of the objective scientist, often reflects a winning strategy, Republican Texas Senator Cruz denuded that objective scientist’s nomenclature in his extensive introduction before the committee. “What was particularly concerning about the Wall Street Journal’s expose was the degree to which Instagram’s own algorithm was promoting the discoverability of victims for pedophiles seeking child sexual abuse material,” Republican Texas Senator Cruz began. “Instagram was helping pedophiles find it by promoting graphic hashtags including hashtag pedwhore (#pedwhore) and hashtag preteensex (#preteensex).” In the mouth of Republican Texas Senator Cruz, speaking for the underinformed & vulnerable users of Instagram, such social media nomenclature seemed disgusting, painted Instagram’s Zuckerberg as not successful, but criminal, not just a pusher but also a narc, as Zuckerberg’s companies, including not only Instagram but also Meta & Facebook, by his own admission, turned in more pedophiles than the entire industry combined, and most importantly, clearly noncompliant with the Senate Judiciary Committee investigating child sex abuse within all of social media. ARIES – Skill should empower the spirit & inspire the unskilled. However, Saturn & Aphidas note that many skilled practitioners use their skill in an overall strategy of “game theory,” using what one doesn’t know against another. This is immoral, unethical & cowardly. Enlighten the ignorant & strengthen the powerless. Shun & eschew exploitation. TAURUS – Artists, writers, performers, athletes, including acrobats and gymnasts, automobile race car drivers: If you don’t have an arena to test your risky maneuvers, find one. Saturn & Aphidas should & will punish you if you attempt dangerous moves in public spaces shared by non-participants going about their lives. Take no risks to an unsupportive public without their permission. GEMINI – You don’t not own the work to which your employer assigns you, even if you work at home. Saturn & Aphidas state that if bosses demand that you work on location, it is because they want you to work alongside not only them but also your colleagues at your employer’s workplace. You own nothing. CANCER – Merchant-customer hostility between high technology software providers increases sharply under the current influence of Saturn & Aphidas. Merchants: Customers don’t want technical explanations – customers want to know why they need to have what you provide. That simple. LEO – Saturn & Aphidas denote bluntly that those who do not have your skill & accomplishments will actively & covertly denigrate you, your skill & your accomplishments, because they do not want you to accrue advantages which they covet themselves. As low-minded as it is, it is still simple to understand, so protect yourself. VIRGO – Read Leo. Yes, you have more talent than adversaries. However, if you flout your skill, Saturn & Aphidas warn that they will not only hate you for it, but that they will actively try to hurt you – in very worst-case scenarios, physically. LIBRA – The type of criminal wrongdoing which you have recently discovered at your professional workplace insults you personally, mainly because people dumber than you regard you as stupid. Frankly, Saturn & Aphidas state that this is their problem. Their moronic professional deceit is so artless that you should accelerate your investigation & clean them out like bedbugs because they will not even provide you with the noir joy of a last laugh. SCORPIO – Explain to your high-powered long-time ally that you don’t want to purge your workplace of all your employees, only the ones who are disloyal to you. Saturn & Aphidas estimate that this will be harder than both of you think – your employees resent your ally’s intelligence. You are dealing with unspoken emotions more than the explicit & extroverted intellect. Tiptoe carefully. SAGITTARIUS – Cruel bosses do not care about your private pain. Indeed, Saturn & Aphidas declare that bosses will insult your intelligence as you obsess about the health of your elderly mother. Consider reporting such bosses to human resources – and, if human resources shows little interest or regard, plan your exit strategy. CAPRICORN – Attorneys: You know before trial if the law is on your side. Either way, Saturn & Aphidas indicate that the hardest part of your current job lies in the public relations: You must convince those who pay attention to the law why this law does or does not matter – and why you & the court system must or must not enforce it. AQUARIUS – Read Pisces. Reckless, egoistic automobile & motorbike drivers, hackers and online sex traffickers do not care if they hurt people – and they do not care about the people they actually hurt. Saturn & Aphidas implore you not to allow such callous animals to turn the legal tenor of the accidents they engineer into protecting their rights to freedom. Freedom comes with responsibility – and these callous animals are responsible for the damages they have caused. Emphasize these legal responsibilities. PISCES – Read Aquarius. When you challenge a new partner’s or enemy’s moral turpitude, they will challenge your lack of knowledge. Saturn & Aphidas confirm, “Of course, this a personal insult – that is the point!” But it is not about you, nor is it about them – it is about right & wrong. Find a way to champion right & wrong even if you must, which is highly likely, back out of the showdown. * Aphidas, a centaur planet which crosses between the orbits of Saturn & Neptune, was discovered in December 1999 and named in October 2017. The centaur Phorbas, disgusted because his fellow centaur had passed out, drunk, rather than fighting the Lapiths during the wedding feast of Pirithous, killed Aphidas with a javelin, with black blood pouring from Aphidas’s throat into his wine cup.
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Research on the above footnotes @ An Opposition is a disharmonious 180 degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). ARTICLE #11 Cyllarus^ in Leo sextiles1 Thereus< conjunct2 1998-BU48> in Libra from December 13, 2024 to March 22, 2025. The recent arrest of Luigi Mangione for the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson at dawn on the streets of Manhattan on December 4, 2024 in no way closes the book, either on the investigation of this assassination or more especially upon how law enforcement must now approach the protection of significant public figures. What is alleged is that an unknown but nevertheless highly prestigious & academically accomplished blue-blooded Ivy League graduate used the pretext of doing significant research in planning this assassination as a personal homework assignment. To be fair, some mass murderers, such as the 2017 Las Vegas shooter Stephen Paddock or the 2012 Aurora Batman murdered James Eagan Holmes, have done similar levels of research to execute outright bloodbaths – but the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Thompson is a different phenomenon. As former Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau said to journalist Tim Ralfe across from Parliament in Ottawa at the beginning of the October Crisis in 1970, “You can’t protect them all, but are you therefore arguing that you shouldn’t protect any?” Skilled, intelligent & highly strategic law enforcement officials must feel chills running up & down their spines. ARIES – Singles in romantic relationships: Do not propose marriage until after you get in your first fight. Because all intimate relationships have their blind spots, Cyllarus, Thereus & 1998-BU48 require that you identify what those blind spots are first before committing to irrevocable next steps. Remember: Love may be blind – but marriage requires clear vision as well as love. TAURUS – Employees of business owners who have inherited their business from a parent or a long line of dead ancestors can & do operate from intuition as well as instruction. Cyllarus, Thereus & 1998-BU48 strongly advise you not to underestimate them. Acting in concert with the intentions of the spirits of the lineage of ghosts is hard-won knowledge that is hard won indeed. GEMINI – Lovers with new loves: Romantic gestures & sweet nothings in the ears! Bestill thy beating heart. That being said, Cyllarus, Thereus & 1998-BU48 urge you to appraise more coldly, “Are such gestures & breathy words expressions of deep affection – or the hardware & couture for a strategic seduction?” Careful how you answer! CANCER – Rich parents: Withhold privileged toys, like water skis or foreign cars, from your spoiled children. Cyllarus, Thereus & 1998-BU48 know that you want to buy a training program for your children such as foreign language classes, musical lessons or flight school so that they may become accomplished adults rather than popular kids. Make them beg. Gain negotiating leverage. Indoctrinate achievement into nouveau hedonists. LEO – Read Libra. While a tight professional partnership with a boss who is really a mentor serves both of you under the current influence of Cyllarus, Thereus & 1998-BU48, you must remember that they have the veto power – and they can & will use it abruptly, without warning. VIRGO – Yes, you resent the fact that inhouse professional security conducts ongoing surveillance of you & all your partners. Nevertheless, Cyllarus, Thereus & 1998-BU48 insist that there is a reason for it – which you shall see as one of your closest partners goes rogue. Just keep your nose clean. LIBRA – Read Leo. Let an employee with whom you have a tight professional partnership act as they see fit. Cyllarus, Thereus & 1998-BU48 remind both of you that you have the veto power – nobody is about to forget it. SCORPIO – A titanic law enforcement legend has the law on their side as they harass you mercilessly because they have what they believe to be a reliable eyewitness account. Then again, such a titanic law enforcement legend believes that you are guilty without such a witness. Either that reliable eyewitness account is telling the truth or lying. Given such a cruel & uncompromising position, Cyllarus, Thereus & 1998-BU48 demands that you wait for the right moment, with the right personnel, to ambush that witness & to extract the truth from them so as to release yourself from such insulting injustice. SAGITTARIUS – Law enforcement officials, school administrators & disciplinarians: You must economize your resources. Cyllarus, Thereus & 1998-BU48 warn that, at any time, a spectacular event or crisis will demand that you deploy & exhaust truly finite resources. Use no shotguns on individual mosquitos. Know not just how, but when & why, to escalate. CAPRICORN – Whether it is you, your company or somebody else, somebody out there is accumulating massive amounts of debt to acquire massive amounts of property. Cyllarus, Thereus & 1998-BU48 informs you that what you need to know is that banks & credit agencies are keeping score. Every request will be granted until such point as every request will be denied. Don’t allow your own eyes to be bigger than your stomachs – and position your own self to punish such destructive, self-destructive & selfish avarice. AQUARIUS – Cyllarus, Thereus & 1998-BU48 reminds you that, while the spokesperson gets all the public attention, without the brains behind the operation, the spokesperson is useless. In all such circumstances, the spokesperson carries on . . . . until the brains chooses to veto. PISCES – You have to be ready for anything. While it may be counterintuitive to suggest that an arduous gym regimen will help stabilize contentious marital & business relations, Cyllarus, Thereus & 1998-BU48 insist that heavy lifting & long-distance running will kill all your nervous energy. Your muscles are too sore to tense up. Partners acting in bad faith will be surprised that you don’t recoil at their selfish ambush. Fortunately, your body will be too relaxed to mirror such insulting manipulation. You will not react – you will respond. ^ Cyllarus, a centaur planet that traverses between Uranus & Pluto, was discovered in October 1998 & named in June 2003. Cyllarus, the noble husband of Hylonome, was killed by a random spear from an unknown hand in the battle between the Centaurs & the Lapiths. Upon witnessing the death of Cyllarus, Hylonome committed suicide by jumping on the spear that killed her husband in order to die with him. For further information on how to interpret Cyllarus, formerly 1998-TF35, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below > Thereus, a centaur planet that traverses the orbit of Saturn, was discovered in August 2001 & named in June 2003. Thereus was a centaur who hunted bears which, upon capture, he carried home alive. For information on how to interpret Thereus, formerly 2001-PT13, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. > 1998-BU48 is an unnamed transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on January 22, 1998. The orbit of 1998-BU48 traverses from the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto. For information on how to interpret 1998-BU48, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below.
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Research on the above footnotes 1 A Sextile is a harmonious yet primarily mental & social aspect between either Fire & Air signs (Fire being Aries, Leo, Sagittarius; & Air being Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) or Earth & Water signs (Earth being Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn; & Water being Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces). 2 A Conjunction is a harmonious aspect wherein two or more planets meet as they transit the same sign. ARTICLE #12 Hylonome* in Capricorn sextiles@ Neptune in Pisces from October 11, 2024 to March 13, 2025. Just like ordinary people suffer, leaders & leadership suffer. But, even though leaders & leadership suffer, leaders & leadership lead. And, as long as the soldiers, the followers, the public, the masses, trust leaders & leadership, they will follow, and they will obey. ARIES – As long as most people behave within the constraints of the written law, the police can handle the miscreants. Lately, however, the public & the masses endured too much agitation, causing more & more miscreants, lawbreakers, episodes. Hylonome sextile Neptune signifies that it therefore becomes important to balm the collective psyche to soothe it from perpetual shock, like skin crème on the bloody crack of hardened eczema. TAURUS – Hylonome sextile Neptune suggests that it is now unusually difficult for police officers to socialize after work. Members of the public who resent the disciplinary interference of the police want to engage police officers at times when police officers are not actually working. Suggest to exhausted cops, “Get fourteen or sixteen hours sleep, then get a big breakfast – out of uniform. Nobody in the diner needs to know that a cop is eating eggs.” GEMINI – Just because your boss is cash poor does not entitle them to insist that you do three full-time jobs on one salary. Hylonome sextile Neptune asserts that, while it is in your interest to help your employer, it is not in your interest to do whatever your boss demands because your boss demands it. Acknowledge your willingness to help bosses’ current situation – as long as bosses acknowledge your limits. Cooperate & negotiate. CANCER – Take a spouse, mate or partner to church. Hylonome sextile Neptune states that this spouse, mate or partner need not be a believer. This spouse, mate or partner need only hear & heed a comforting message. LEO – Certain very hard-working employees are not only exhausted but have immediate special needs. Hylonome sextile Neptune advises that you use what influence in your power to ensure that those within your company bureaucracy or infrastructure, aid & abet, rather than impede, those who indeed deserve special consideration. VIRGO – Boys, men, football players, cops, taxi drivers, construction workers – long story short, boys & men don’t like being in pain, “I don’t want to talk about it!” Hylonome sextile Neptune denotes that boys & men want someone – a beautiful woman would be ideal! – to heal their pain, “Ohhh! That is so much better!” LIBRA – All appearances to the contrary, Hylonome sextile Neptune guarantees that an honest mayor, councilman or politician alienated by corrupt forces in City Hall will win the support of the people! SCORPIO – Your lover thinks no less of you, despite the fact that children, employees & citizens openly disregard your explicit instructions. Hylonome sextile Neptune, instead, declares that you earn their admiration. “You do what you are supposed to do,” your lover reassures you. “Their bad behavior will catch up with them in spades.” SAGITTARIUS – The medical needs of an elderly family member or special needs child is sucking up your income & savings. Hylonome sextile Neptune states that you cannot afford to get caught short. Make a long-term strategic economic plan – and solicit proactive financial cooperation. CAPRICORN – Hylonome sextile Neptune guarantees that you will earn the public’s respect by saying a public prayer – particularly if it is a prayer of thanks for aiding the survival of all during hard times. AQUARIUS – Unfortunately, Hylonome sextile Neptune states that your employer, benefactor & bosses may not be in a position to pay you the money that they owe you. Open a blank Excel spreadsheet & calculate various scenarios. PISCES – Certain well-heeled friends now suffer a position where they are, for the first time in their lives, financially overleveraged. These friends therefore ask you for a loan. Hylonome sextile Neptune advise you to let them down easy with useful & correct advice, “You don’t need a loan – you need a plan.” Advise them to negotiate a workout wherever they can. . * Hylonome, named after the wife of centaur Cyllarus, with whom she died during the Centaurs' battle with the Lapiths, was discovered in February 1995 & named during the year 2000. Hylonome bridges the gap in consciousness between Uranus & Neptune, forcing us to draw unexpected links between "accident" & "devotion" much more rapidly than is either wise or comfortable.
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Research on the above footnotes @ A Sextile is a harmonious yet primarily mental & social aspect between either Fire & Air signs (Fire being Aries, Leo, Sagittarius; Air being Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) or Earth & Water signs (Earth being Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn; Water being Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces). ARTICLE #13
Uranus conjunct “I’m going to be blunt,” the power broker told the highly-paid consultant. “Because of the work that you did earlier in the year for it, we must either pay you & lay off a number of long-standing employees. Can we pay you in installments?” The highly-paid consultant appreciated that the power broker did not appeal to the highly-paid consultant’s emotions. “I don’t know,” the highly-paid consultant replied. “Send me a proposed amortization so we can discuss it.” ARIES – A boss will either sell you down the river or sweat blood to make sure that you & all of your people get paid. To that end, Uranus, 2002-PN34, Thereus & Hylonome state that there will be no surprises. You know the people with whom you are dealing. TAURUS – Protesting against those who protest against cops can get you hurt or killed – especially, as Uranus, 2002-PN34, Thereus & Hylonome suggest, when some of those protestors, who do not appear do vocal or assertive, all of a sudden demonstrate that they themselves do not care whether they live or die, “When you have no reason to live, death can be a relief.” GEMINI – Investors: What you are worth on paper, according to your stock portfolio, IRAs & 401K, means little if you do not need to cash in your money right now. Uranus, 2002-PN34, Thereus & Hylonome therefore instruct you to negotiate against & according to the cash savings you hold in reserve. CANCER – You need enough cash for immediate transactions. Whether you refinance property or use your financial savings to take out a secured loan, Uranus, 2002-PN34, Thereus & Hylonome demand that you empower a currently subservient or weak position in financial negotiations by procuring cash on which to draw immediately. LEO – If you have enough money saved, then Uranus, 2002-PN34, Thereus & Hylonome encourage you to look for a more lucrative, better-paying job. That being said, unless bosses do something to assuage not only your workload but also the workload of all your firm’s overworked employees, bosses will not be working with your firm much longer themselves. VIRGO – Whether you are a plaintiff, defendant or a witness in a court of law, Uranus, 2002-PN34, Thereus & Hylonome declare that you have the capacity to change the direction of the trial 180 degrees – as long as you absolutely refuse to telegraph what your testimony will eventually be. LIBRA – Politicians, local government workers: Undercover detectives circulate amongst local city hall municipal cronies. Uranus, 2002-PN34, Thereus & Hylonome surmise that somebody requires a scapegoat. Unfortunately, to too many hardened white-collar criminals, you look naïve. Disappear. Stay away from the bad kids in the class. SCORPIO – A potential business partner will work with you but does not want to do business with what you negotiate the way you negotiate it. However, for your taste, this potential business partner seems a little too domineering. Uranus, 2002-PN34, Thereus & Hylonome advise both of you to find a third-party liaison to help you negotiate your differences – and, as destiny would have it, you both have the same third-party liaison in mind. SAGITTARIUS – A colleague who claims that you should take a retraining class to get much higher paying work speaks with legitimacy. While this colleague probably gets a cut for each person whom they recommend who makes the cut, from your end, Uranus, 2002-PN34, Thereus & Hylonome state that this deal is gold – especially since this work colleague also has professional connections who would be interested in hiring you right away. CAPRICORN – At the very least, expressing your creativity, even by attending an art gallery or a concert or by reading a book, can uplift your emotional negativity. Truly, on the upside, Uranus, 2002-PN34, Thereus & Hylonome insist that there is no limit. Be in the right place at the right time doing the right thing – and the right people will come to you. AQUARIUS – When too many real estate developers build in the same city at the same time, the glut of space makes it hard for many developers to pay back their debt. Uranus, 2002-PN34, Thereus & Hylonome advise you not to become too surprised that banks raise their interest rates to borrow money much higher than the prime rate would indicate. And, if you are looking for a place to buy or to mortgage, do not be too quick to cave into a realtor’s or landlord’s exorbitant demands – especially when the odds of the casino do not favor their current bets. PISCES – If friends now hurt because they bit off more than they could chew & digest financially, you don’t want to make them look bad, even when you are alone with them. However, some people now hurting for the same reason were rather arrogant about their “wealth.” Uranus, 2002-PN34, Thereus & Hylonome notice that, as far as you are concerned, they appear as Jackie Gleason playing Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners after the police discovered that the money in the suitcase Ralph found on the bus was fake. Well, okay, either worthy or unworthy – which informs you of the next step in the battle: When third-party predators try to take advantage of friends’ vulnerable position. Don’t put yourself out on the line for anybody else for no good reason. ^ 2002-PN34 is an unnamed transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on August 6, 2002. The orbit of 2002-PN34 traverses from within the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto. For information on how to interpret 2002-PN34, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. > Thereus, a centaur planet that traverses the orbit of Saturn, was discovered in August 2001 & named in June 2003. Thereus was a centaur who hunted bears which, upon capture, he carried home alive. For information on how to interpret Thereus, formerly 2001-PT13, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. < Hylonome, named after the wife of centaur Cyllarus, with whom she died during the Centaurs' battle with the Lapiths, was discovered in February 1995 & named during the year 2000. Hylonome bridges the gap in consciousness between Uranus & Neptune, forcing us to draw unexpected links between "accident" & "devotion" much more rapidly than is either wise or comfortable.
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Research on the above footnotes 1 A Conjunction is a harmonious aspect wherein two or more planets meet as they transit the same sign. 2 A Trine is a harmonious aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like element (elements being Fire, Earth, Air & Water). ARTICLE #14 Jupiter in Gemini trines1 Chariklo^ conjunct2 2003-CO1< conjunct2 2001-KF77> in Aquarius from April 16 to May 12, 2025. Whatever the agenda – political, scientific, astronomical, A.I., mathematical – good questions by a crack reporter yields brilliant copy that serves as jet fuel to the curiosity of the interminably bored now saddled with an exciting new obsession. ARIES – Whatever the ideas were, whether political, scientific, astronomical, A.I. or mathematical, they have always intrigued you, but you are only willing to investigate so far – partially because there was only so far to investigate. Jupiter, Chariklo, 2003-CO1 & 2001-KF77 state that that can now change. Dig deeper. TAURUS – Esoteric interests which you have pursued casually show up on your TV screen as “new ideas of the next generation.” Jupiter, Chariklo, 2003-CO1 & 2001-KF77 encourage you to view what TV has to present – or to misrepresent. Don’t bother trying to determine if the producers are dishonest or stupid. Recognize the pollution for what it has attempted to debase. GEMINI – Unlike many other people intrigued by such ideas, you understand them, did not misinterpret them & studied them deeply. Jupiter, Chariklo, 2003-CO1 & 2001-KF77 denote that studying these subjects now can take you far intellectually. Follow naturally. CANCER – The new subjects of the age do not benefit you. Allow those geniuses more inclined to follow such pursuits. As for yourself, Jupiter, Chariklo, 2003-CO1 & 2001-KF77 advise you to disengage if it does not feel natural, walk down the other side of the street. LEO – Clients not only favor the ideas of tomorrow but into fact believe that they are now far behind in what they need to know. Jupiter, Chariklo, 2003-CO1 & 2001-KF77 denote that the next thing that such clients will tolerate is your intellectual indifference. Tell clients bluntly, “You are really too far ahead of yourselves.” Indulge in no arguments about the relative merits of future development beyond anybody’s control. VIRGO – Just like people in the workplace talked, talked, talked about the new tools at their disposal from 1993 to 1995, very few people actually built up the muscle memory to make something out of these tools. Jupiter, Chariklo, 2003-CO1 & 2001-KF77 denote that this exact same phase now recurs. You get an opportunity to cut your teeth upon the fundamental tools of the next millennium. Grab it! LIBRA – Litigators: Back from 1993 to 1995, you studied various commercial word processing software & spreadsheet packages, not to see who the best was, but who was stealing from whom. Jupiter, Chariklo, 2003-CO1 & 2001-KF77 note that you do the same now with a much more advanced level of electronic product. Keep your eye firmly upon each & every stray detail. SCORPIO – The city plans to implement generative A.I. widely despite your objections. Jupiter, Chariklo, 2003-CO1 & 2001-KF77 accordingly confirm that was you need is a staunch ally represent your interests amongst your adversaries so that nobody leaves you high & dry. SAGITTARIUS – Whether you are a journalist, a public relations specialist, a comedian or a screenwriter, you recently did some research on A.I. or technology to get more information than for which you could bargain. No matter – Jupiter, Chariklo, 2003-CO1 & 2001-KF77 declare that you had a goal in mind when you started. Return to the origin. CAPRICORN – Merchants: you are not interested in representing one A.I. product over another. Jupiter, Chariklo, 2003-CO1 & 2001-KF77 surmise that you seek to represent the entire market from the vantage of your expertise. Stick to this position. Don’t turn into a frontrunner. AQUARIUS – You’d prefer to what you know about generative A.I. to integrate it into the various companies amplifying your guitar so that you can become the 21st century’s Robert Fripp & Adrian Belew in one personage. Jupiter, Chariklo, 2003-CO1 & 2001-KF77 state that such a goal is antiquated, obsolete & vain. Use your knowledge of new technology to learn complex ideas that you will not immediately understand, PISCES – It is unlikely that, under the current influence of Jupiter, Chariklo, 2003-CO1 & 2001-KF77, you will be in control as an end user of generative A.I., but will be much more likely the generative A.I. will target you & your family for agendas of its own. Don’t be paranoid. Cooperate. ^ Chariklo, named after the wife of the centaur Chiron who enjoyed a close friendship with Pallas Athena, was discovered in February 1997 & named in September 1999. Chariklo helps Chiron to bridge the gap in consciousness between Saturn & Uranus, reminding us that we have to employ vision, perception & imagination when we find no leeway & no loopholes in the entrenched status quo. < 2003-CO1 is an unnamed centaur planet discovered on February 1, 2003. The orbit of 2003-CO1 commences just beyond the orbit of Saturn as it crosses over the orbit of Uranus & Neptune. > 2001-KF77 is an unnamed centaur planet discovered on May 22, 2001. The orbit of 2001-KF77 traverses from just beyond the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Neptune. For information on how to interpret 2001-KF77, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below.
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Research on the above footnotes 1 A Trine is a harmonious aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like element (elements being Fire, Earth, Air & Water). 2 A Conjunction is a harmonious aspect wherein two or more planets meet as they transit the same sign. ARTICLE #15 Uranus in Taurus squares@ 2002-VR130* in Leo from February 10 to May 20, 2025. Because this has rarely been the case recently, the party line from management dictates that everybody on the team is working towards the same goal. Indeed, recently, in cases both benign & nefarious, the loyalties of many individuals on “the team” bore no relationship to their current official affiliation whatsoever. As a result, too many disloyal synergies perpetuated themselves. Of course, when each & every coach, manager & public relations director asserts that everybody on the team serves a niche function in pursuit of the same goals, that manager, coach & public relations director are forever on the lookout for information which either inculcates their public proclamation or which summarily & permanently nullifies it. In this context, the manager, coach or public relations director can still reward individuals for their overall contribution to the team, but it is far more important that the manager, coach or public relations director reward the team, in the presence of the entire team, for everything that the team does on a permanent basis – and for when everybody on the team puts forth that extra effort to ensure that the entire team wins! ARIES – Power brokers get rid of employees, peers & teammates who promote their own interests against the overall organization & their peers. Uranus & 2002-VR130 now remind you that power brokers intend to set up your economic circumstance so that your self-interest relies upon upholding the self-interest of all your teammates & the organization at large. Forget the phony talk – the numbers of all the players will emphasize the brand-new rule that nobody will be allowed to put an “I” in “team!” TAURUS – One big happy family! Except, as Uranus & 2002-VR130 now tease, “Except for you – you’re weird!” Tell all those happy family members, “I may be weird, but you love me – move over so I can get in the picture.” Gorgonzola cheese! GEMINI – Someone within your posse blurts out a secret that they heard about you from your secret enemies in front of the whole posse. Is that someone truly your friend whom your secret enemies have manipulated or a secret enemy themselves? Uranus & 2002-VR130 provide no clear answer. In the end, you must test them. Ask them, when alone, how they found out that information. Explain, once you find out that information, your boundaries. Then give it time, and live in doubt, to see what develops. CANCER – Do your professional associates invite you to socialize with them – or do they demand it? Uranus & 2002-VR130 emphasize that your money, that you earn at work, is yours. If your professional associates demand that you spend all of that money with them, you are no longer exactly an employee – but what exactly are you? Class consciousness! LEO – Bosses either approve of those with whom you affiliate or they do not. If they do, you will never notice – but if they don’t, Uranus & 2002-VR130 guarantee that bosses will say or do something about your or the company that you keep that you will not be able to disregard – and upon which you may be forced to take immediate action. VIRGO – Word filters down from bureaucratic & institutional enemies that you are guilty until proven innocent. This may be nothing more & nothing less than outright bigotry – but Uranus & 2002-VR130 remind you that that does not necessarily increase your odds of getting away unscathed. Murphy’s Law requires Murphy’s Lawyers! LIBRA – Professional associates, whether they affiliate with you or not, are all on the lookout for fellow associates “on the take with their cronies.” On that note, while it is true that “better alone than in bad company,” Uranus & 2002-VR130 nevertheless add that you & others can & will be judged by “the company you keep.” SCORPIO – You know well the feeling of paranoia that law enforcement officials are scrutinizing you with suspicion – which is why you handle your business in the most straightforward & upright manner possible. Now, however, Uranus & 2002-VR130 make you notice how law enforcement scrutinizes some of your friends & partners. Find out why. Find out why friends & partners do or do not react. Do not put yourself in the position of attracting heat as the result of somebody else’s reputation or behavior. SAGITTARIUS – Socialize with colleagues & fellow employees from work, only at work. Unexpected outrageous behavior at work makes the day go faster, but Uranus & 2002-VR130 warn unexpected outrageous behavior with those whom you work outside the well-defined confines of your job can get you into legal trouble that can make you, your colleagues & the company for whom you work(ed) . . . look very bad. CAPRICORN – Artists, writers: What does one mean when one asks you, “Can you afford to take creative risks?” Uranus & 2002-VR130 explicate that, for practical purposes, it can mean one of two things. First, a fellow artist or writer might say, “Can you afford for that particular work of art to fail?” you can be rest assured that nobody is referring to money. However, second, if an accountant asks, “Will that work of art hurt your reputation?” that accountant is referring to your market value. Don’t confuse one with the other. AQUARIUS – True friends & partners would never take any risks in public that would threaten your reputation or financial safety. Uranus & 2002-VR130 declare that you know who these true friends & partners are & that you can have fun with them – whether the devil decides to show up at the party or not. PISCES – Gym rats: Discuss the quality of personal trainers & their fees. Uranus & 2002-VR130 declare that the personal trainers that you know are personal trainers afforded by clients within your own income bracket – and you are not the only one in the gym who has noticed which trainers have been doing what with which clients. Share information. Determine if any of these personal trainers is worth hiring. * 2002-VR130 is an unnamed centaur planet discovered on November 7, 2002. 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Research on the above footnotes @ A Square is a disharmonious 90 degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). ARTICLE #16 Echeclus$ in Cancer opposes* Hylonome% in Capricorn from January 11 to March 13, 2025 . Accountants do not feel much empathy for executives – especially for executives who summarily fire droves of employees. Accountants accuse, “Cut your own exorbitant salary first – then purge wherever you spend too much money on crap.” ARIES – Everybody in the family respects Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy – he leads his people & his country. As for all other world leaders – Echeclus & Hylonome notice that the parents of the family agree, “Whatever the poll numbers are, he gets paid.” TAURUS – The Capitol Insurrection on January 6, 2021 made plain the phenomenon where the police could not contain a crowd which vastly outnumbered them. When you see a brawl outside a bar or within the public square, Echeclus & Hylonome instructs, “If it is clear that the number of people in one group is a multiple of the number of cops, there is no reason to do the math.” Avoid violent popular conflagrations, extremely, with as wide a berth as possible. GEMINI – Before you take your money out of the stock market as it seems to tank, Echeclus & Hylonome advise you to talk to your broker. This has happened before; there are rules for this sort of thing. Restrain kneejerk fear. CANCER – Wives: Husbands in trouble suffer because husbands said or did something to cause conflict. Echeclus & Hylonome signify that you must determine whether your husband’s words or actions were or were not legal & honorable. LEO – Your employees, more than you, endure the “game theory” of upper management. Echeclus & Hylonome assert that when one does not know the right things to say or to do, one can become paralyzed with fear of retribution. The one most likely to get fired is the one with initiative – one who cannot hover suspended in a toxic could of moral relativism. Find a way to protect those with initiative from the scorn of malevolent organizational psychologists. VIRGO – Mothers of high school students can discern the psychological profile of all types of young men. Such mothers have little time for monsters of entitlement – but, when a male teenager demonstrates sincere doubt, Echeclus & Hylonome guarantee that that empathetic mother will do all she can to help him. LIBRA – Women, specifically professional women: You have every right to ask a man down & out or just out of luck why he is in such a predicament. Men: If women ask you such a question, Echeclus & Hylonome insist that you are morally obligated to respond – and that you would be a damned fool to disobey. SCORPIO – Business people: If local, state or international law prevents you from doing business in a particular location, then Echeclus & Hylonome will require that you find a way to fulfill the criteria demanded of you if you are to make any progress – it is as simple as that. SAGITTARIUS – If you’ve gotten into the habit of entertaining specific vices, whether through your own impetus or with some lowlife at your job, then you may find yourself beginning to get addicted. If so, then Echeclus & Hylonome darkly warn you that friendly faces doing dark business will now begin to play you for a sucker. CAPRICORN – A partner or spouse knows your personality & character. That partner or spouse knows the ins & outs of your situation. Therefore, for worthwhile advice on how to ease or to escape your current dilemma, Echeclus & Hylonome advise you to listen to what your partner or spouse has to say. AQUARIUS – You & your work colleagues see many ways where you company can lift itself out of its toilet to gain some respectability & profitability – if only they listened to all of you! Echeclus & Hylonome suggest that you save your breath. Notice how the Catholic Church has tried to excommunicate or deny President Joe Biden & Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi communion for their political positions on abortion. All politics aside, does the Catholic Church currently have any right whatsoever to act as a high moral authority. PISCES – Even your child can see how some of your male associates have hit rock bottom. Now, Echeclus & Hylonome instruct you to teach them not to say anything, “That’s called ‘tact’ – sort of the opposite of “extremely brutal honesty.’” $ Echeclus, a centaur planet that traverses from the orbit of Jupiter to the orbit of Uranus, was discovered in March 2000 & named in February 2006. Echeclus, in the battle fought between the Centaurs & the Lapiths, died as the Lapith Ampyx threw his spear without a tip directly into Echeclus's face as Echeclus was attacking Ampyx at full gallop. For information on how to interpret Echeclus, formerly 2000-EC98, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. % Hylonome, named after the wife of centaur Cyllarus, with whom she died during the Centaurs' battle with the Lapiths, was discovered in February 1995 & named during the year 2000. Hylonome bridges the gap in consciousness between Uranus & Neptune, forcing us to draw unexpected links between "accident" & "devotion" much more rapidly than is either wise or comfortable.
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Research on the above footnotes * An Opposition is a disharmonious 180 degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). ARTICLE #17 Jupiter in Gemini squares1 Aphidas@ in Virgo from March 23 to April 22, 2025. Whatever the nature of upcoming conversations & transactions, 90% will be exactly the same, 9% will be somewhat irregular, and 1% will be a labyrinth collapsing into itself. Organize what you process so that you can handle the bulk of the work robotically – perhaps with Microsoft macros, but not with A.I. One irregular conversation & transaction will take as much time as 100 normal ones. Labyrinthine conundrums will take two people at least one whole day. ARIES – When deploying cops, ushers, clerks or representatives to answer the questions of the public, assign two to each one spot. Why? Because, while 90% of those requests will be identically the same, Jupiter & Aphidas denote that the irregular request will be so complex & convoluted, it will gum up the process. Keep the flow flowing even if one individual’s confusion continues to compound. TAURUS – Jersey Mike loses a lot of production line efficiency by its commitment to slicing the meat of every sandwich individually in order to make the sandwich fresh – but Jersey Mikes does not dispense with prepping its food altogether. Indeed, unless their other mass food operations operate at constant outperform capacity, Jupiter & Aphidas denote that Jersey Mikes would not be able to operate a fast-food operation at all. GEMINI – Learning how to organize before you execute what you organize saved & exalted you at your job. Jupiter & Aphidas declare that applying the same skills at home will allow you to have life outside of both the office & your domicile. Prepare lunch for the week on Sunday. Use your dishwasher. CANCER – Operations supervisors, mailroom operators: After you determine who gets what mail, organize each individual’s mail. How? Jupiter & Aphidas present different options – envelope size, personal vs. promotional, segregating checks & invoices from everything else. Bottom line: Mail is now a time drain. Eliminate it. LEO – Most client representatives do not know how to handle the new members of your firm committed to tracking working progress. That’s okay – Jupiter & Aphidas encourage you to deploy a spy amongst all the saboteurs within the client representative who knows what is going on. That spy will be in a position to transfer that client representative to your most skilled professional technicians & diplomat. VIRGO – Bosses intend to organize the flow of work against your skill set so as to allow their corrupt cronies to coast & to assign blame even though it undermines your overall firm. Even so, Jupiter & Aphidas advise you to do nothing different. If you handle the types of transactions you can handle, then what is left over is the natural workload of your colleagues. If bosses intend to threaten you, force them to make good on their threats. LIBRA – Most likely, you are organizing the work goal for your firm. For those who need busy work, give them all the easy types. As for those curveballs intended to confuse, if you can manage it, Jupiter & Aphidas advise you to give assignments to your experts one case at a time. Review what happened with each before moving onto the next one. SCORPIO – Make sure the individual directing the work flow is not trying to sabotage your operations. The rest of your team knows exactly what to do – they are the envy of your industry sector! Which, as Jupiter & Aphidas state, all points to the individual communicating with everybody. (And what does Denver Bronco Head Coach Sean Payton have against Quarterback Russell Wilson?) SAGITTARIUS – Your spouse knows best how to communicate with medical insurers & healthcare agencies in behalf of elderly relatives. Jupiter & Aphidas advise, “Let them.” CAPRICORN – Merchants: If cops really do plan on cracking down on shoplifting offenses, then Jupiter & Aphidas state that you must learn to expedite police reports for real-time criminals you want to send to jail. AQUARIUS – Musicians, athletes, performing or competing locally: Peers from other localities like to feign rivalries as an excuse to start trouble in some other communities’ backyards. Jupiter & Aphidas warn that to engage in such mischief could leave you & your associates with a bad reputation which, over time, may prove hard to shake. Stick to the straight & narrow. Keep your nose clean. PISCES – Read Aquarius. You & your teammates may not have a lot of self-esteem, but you take yourself & life seriously. Some of your competitors do not, and will seek to cause all sorts of mischief in order to entertain themselves. Jupiter & Aphidas warn that if you get into altercations with such phony troublemakers, you may get into more trouble than it is worth – because you will mess such fools up far worse than you expected. Really, why risk your reputation by engaging such second-rate minor leaguers? @ Aphidas, a centaur planet which crosses between the orbits of Saturn & Neptune, was discovered in December 1999 and named in October 2017. The centaur Phorbas, disgusted because his fellow centaur had passed out, drunk, rather than fighting the Lapiths during the wedding feast of Pirithous, killed Aphidas with a javelin, with black blood pouring from Aphidas’s throat into his wine cup.
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Research on the above footnotes 1 A Square is a disharmonious 90 degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). ARTICLE #18 Echeclus* in Cancer sextiles1 Uranus conjunct2 2002-PN34@ in Taurus from March 10 to June 24, 2025. The powers that be, hearing complaints or suggestions, consult & mull over, slowly. Not every complaint merits. Not every complaint is universal. At some point, however, when bosses hear the same complaints, consideration becomes warranted – perhaps even mandated. I Ching Hexagram #49, Ko – Revolution (Molting): Line 3: When the leadership has heard these complaints, over time, in three separate instances, and have discusses & considered them thoroughly, leadership can take action. When leadership does take action, of course, nobody will understand it. Leadership, nine times out of ten, will not attack one problem so as to identify the crisis absolutely directly – leadership will seek to remedy significant problems by improving another area & creating synergies that maintain “the happy face” of the entire rganization. ARIES – Parents in extended families: Meet with the parents of your other clans for a restaurant dinner to give cover so as to discuss financial issues which affect all of you individually. New houses, college educations, 401Ks, private investments – Echeclus, Uranus & 2002-PN34 declare that it is enough to keep track of yourself, let alone track of everybody else. Step out of your migraine-inducing four walls into a comfort zone where you can all put what your cards are on the table. Help others – and yourself – strategize. TAURUS – Restaurateurs, bar owners: Let the shortage of Sriracha be a lesson to you. Why the shortage exists does not matter – Echeclus, Uranus & 2002-PN34 state that customers want Sriracha, and profit comes to the purveyor who has it. And that doesn’t only go for Sriracha. Have alternatives for each popular product – every eventuality manifests in a long enough timeline. GEMINI – Read Cancer. Talk with as many bankers & brokers as you can as you invest & divest your money to stocks, IRAs, brokerage accounts & 401Ks. Echeclus, Uranus & 2002-PN34 exhort you to hear both the textbook scenario & various interpretations by those experienced enough to put the textbook back on the shelf. However, sign up as nobody’s devotee. Get diverse opinions. CANCER – Read Gemini. You should be among the cognoscenti of bankers, investors & lay people determining what people should do with their investment income under the current influence of Echeclus, Uranus & 2002-PN34. This does not make you an expert. You must speak from your level of knowledge & experience. Remember: Financial intelligence involves knowing what you have & what you can afford. Start there. Educate yourself from the most basic premise. LEO – Walter Shaub, former director of the United States Office of Government Ethics under President Barack Obama, expressed only contempt within “Hunter Biden Makes Painting Debut at NYC Gallery Despite Ethics Concerns” by The National Review’s Caroline Downey about the recent art exhibit of Hunter Biden at the George Berges Gallery in New York City’s SoHo, “This is art that hasn’t even been juried into a community art sale. How are they going to decide what’s unreasonable when they’ve already priced it in the range of $75,000 to $500,000 for a first outing?” While a juried art show is not necessary to determine the price of an art work, Echeclus, Uranus & 2002-PN34 agree that Schaub has a clear point when he asserts, “There is no ethics program in the world that can be built around the head of state’s staff working with a dealer to keep the public in the dark about the identities of individuals who pay vast sums to the leader’s family member for subjectively priced items of no intrinsic value.” However, for anybody who wants to keep Biden’s current polished abstract landscape away from this relevant question, read a more relevant, less personality-driven take on the issue: Ted Mooney’s novel Singing into the Piano. This is as real as sex trafficking. VIRGO – Of course, many think it is necessary to ban Mark Twain’s The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn from school curriculums because of its rather naïve racist language – but why isn’t anybody objecting to the same schools teaching about the international drug smuggling within F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby? Of course, Echeclus, Uranus & 2002-PN34 agree that there is no reason to get rid of these books outright for that or another reason – what is necessary is to make better choices & to expand the catalogue so that both Puritan parents & kids with somewhat of a prurient interest are content. LIBRA – Significant criminal activity permeated pockets of your organization. Ultimately, Echeclus, Uranus & 2002-PN34 state that what regulators & law enforcement officials really want to know is, “What did bosses know? When did bosses know it? What did or didn’t bosses do as a result? Why? Why not?” SCORPIO – Bosses & business partners plumb encyclopedias worth of research under the current influence of Echeclus, Uranus & 2002-PN34 to determine how to expand their business into other cities & international locations. To what does all this information condense? Local regulations, shipping protocol & shipping costs. SAGITTARIUS – Work colleagues & employees draw up their own rules under the current influence of Echeclus, Uranus & 2002-PN34 about what bars, restaurants, parks, pool halls & dispensaries to avoid. By following these rules, work colleagues & employees also avoid work colleagues & employees who frequent them – which is why such work colleagues & employees determined such rules in the first place. The law of Social Darwinist & Marxist self-preservation! CAPRICORN – Writers, artists, filmmakers, musicians: Partners have a total & comprehensive understanding of your most recent, highly ambitious projects. Tellingly, Echeclus, Uranus & 2002-PN34 add that such partners give you no advice about what to do next. Hear what they say. Analyze what it implies & connotes. Build your own strategy from there. AQUARIUS – Get a broad range of estimate on the costs of various home repairs for your property. Research as many services as possible to determine an accurate upcoming tax appraisal of your home. Echeclus, Uranus & 2002-PN34 connote that you can only appraise based upon hard numbers. Those hard numbers are for those who look for them. Get to work. PISCES – Supervisors, middle managers: Echeclus, Uranus & 2002-PN34 advise you to call a meeting & to let the supervisors & managers describe what is going on in their group. Ask questions sparingly. Direct the attention of the room to the organizing principle of the discussion as an impetus for upcoming strategic action. * Echeclus, a centaur planet that traverses from the orbit of Jupiter to the orbit of Uranus, was discovered in March 2000 & named in February 2006. Echeclus, in the battle fought between the Centaurs & the Lapiths, died as the Lapith Ampyx threw his spear without a tip directly into Echeclus's face as Echeclus was attacking Ampyx at full gallop. @ 2002-PN34 is an unnamed transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on August 6, 2002. The orbit of 2002-PN34 traverses from within the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto. For information on how to interpret 2002-PN34, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below.
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Research on the above footnotes 1 A Sextile is a harmonious yet primarily mental & social aspect between either Fire & Air signs (Fire being Aries, Leo, Sagittarius; & Air being Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) or Earth & Water signs (Earth being Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn; & Water being Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces). 2 A Conjunction is a harmonious aspect wherein two or more planets meet as they transit the same sign. ARTICLE #19
2002-CR46$ in Scorpio trines* He opened up the Indeed email. He first read the name of the sender, and then read the job offer: Paralegal, paying $60K to $70K. “Well, look at that,” he said. He autodialed the cell phone of his long-time friend whom he had known for thirty years & with whom he spoke every morning most of his life. Her cell phone segued directly to voice mail. He called a second time; her cell phone segued directly to voice mail. He googled the name of her employer. He identified the switchboard number. He called it. The receptionist answered, “Law firm.” He requested, “Controller’s office, please.” The receptionist paused, confused, “Can I ask the reason for the call?” He replied, “I’m answering a Help Wanted ad.” The receptionist replied, “Please hold while I transfer you.” His friend answered her office phone, “Controller.” “Hey,” he greeted her. The controller paused, confused, “You called the office phone.” He replied, “I’m calling about office business.” The controller paused, even more confused. “Call my cell.” The controller hung up. He hung up. He called her cell. She answered. “Hey,” he repeated. The controller replied, “What’s going on?” He replied, “Your boss emailed me with a job offer as a paralegal.” The controller paused. “My boss doesn’t know you.” He replied, “Of course not.” The controller asked, “From where did my boss get your name?” He replied, “Indeed.” The controller asked, “My boss sent you one of those listings emails with ten or twelve or eighteen jobs?” “No,” he replied. “Apparently, he clicked on some button where my resume is listed on Indeed and sent me an email directly from him to an email address which Indeed assigned him.” “Okay,” the controller replied. “Do you want the job?” “No,” he replied. “So why are you calling me?” the controller asked. “First, to tell you the scenario,” he said, “then to ask you if you thought it was a good idea to talk to him to see if he needs anybody temporarily to fill in before he hires somebody permanent.” The controller paused, confused. The controller asked, “What would you tell him?” “If you thought it was a good idea,” he told his friend the controller, “I would tell him that he got in touch with me by a direct email in Indeed, that I’m not interested in the job permanently, but I’m friends with your controller, and figured I would ask if you needed somebody part time in the interim.” The controller asked, “What makes you think that I would want to work in the same workplace as you?” He replied, “I didn’t think that.” The controller asked, “What makes you think that I want you telling him that you know me as you ask him about part-time work?” He replied, “I didn’t think that.” The controller paused. The controller asked, “What did you think?” “I already told you what I thought,” he told his friend the controller. “If you thought it was a good idea, I would tell him that he got in touch with me by a direct email in Indeed, that I’m not interested in the job permanently, but I’m friends with your controller, and figured I would ask if you needed somebody part time in the interim.” The controller paused. The controller thought. The controller said, “Oh.” He asked the controller, “So what do you think?” The controller paused. The controller thought. The controller replied, “I think that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.” He replied, “I agree with that.” The controller got angry, “So then why did you call me?” “Don’t get mad,” he said. “I called to see if you thought it was a good idea,” he explained. “I didn’t know what you thought.” The controller paused. The controller thought. The controller asked, “Do you need this job?” He replied, “No.” The controller asked, “Do you want this job?” “I don’t want this permanent job,” he said, “but if it was possible to work a couple of days a week as he keeps looking & I keep looking, I figured it might work. “That’s why I called you,” he continued, “to see if you thought if it was a good idea.” “I see,” the controller saw. He paused. The controller paused. He sought final clarification, “So you don’t think it is a good idea?” The controller asked, “Have you said that you are interested in the job?” He replied, “No.” The controller asked, “Have you said that you are not interested in the job?” He replied, “No.” The controller asked, “And you are not interested in the job permanently?” He replied, “No.” The controller asked, “And you have had zero dialogue, in conversation or online or on the telephone, with my boss?” He replied, “Your boss doesn’t know me from Adam.” The controller paused. The controller thought. “Whether it is or it isn’t a good idea,” the controller repeated, “I think that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.” “So, you want me to decline?” he asked. “If you would,” the controller replied. There was a pause on the line. After about thirty seconds, he told the controller, “I’ve declined the offer. “Thanks,” he thanked the controller. “Thanks for calling,” the controller replied. The controller hung up. ARIES – Law enforcement may refer to “inside jobs” or “inside help,” but such a circumstance is in no way ideal to the strategic criminal mind – in the first, one waits at work to get caught by police; in the second, one waits for an employee to rat one out. Therefore, 2002-CR46 & Neptune predict that criminals looking to do crimes on location will only try to fool naïve employees to give criminals what they need. After all, naïve employees almost always believe, “It can’t happen here.” asked– The fact that you look down on certain local working class or outright vulgar types denotes that you take them for granted. Not that they have prestige – more likely, 2002-CR46 & Neptune suggest, “They have a long & violent criminal record.” Most likely, you live in a class-conscious bubble. Make inquiries with a friend who knows the other side of the tracks. GEMINI – As you look for a job or a better job, you ask a friend who works at your chosen employer to recommend you to their boss. 2002-CR46 & Neptune confirm that this strategy will work well – as long as your friend is in good standing with that employer & that boss. CANCER – An intense new romance where you accelerate from kissy-face to hardcore sex will, as a side effect, introduce you to your new lover’s friends. 2002-CR46 & Neptune smirk as they ask, “Are this individual’s ‘friends’ devout members of a church (Not the Church of Scientology) or on trial altogether for criminal conspiracy?” Not a joke! LEO – Parents: 2002-CR46 & Neptune declare that if you don’t trust the friends & associates of your teenage son or daughter, spell it out for them in black & white, “I can’t follow you around seven days a week twenty-four hours a day, but, listen closely, none of the people with whom you associate are allowed in this house for any reason!” VIRGO – Single men & women: Why are you suspicious of a casual friend or acquaintance who invites you to a party? 2002-CR46 & Neptune ask you, “Can’t you see what this host or hostess is trying to do? You are going to meet a lot of single men & women – if you are smart enough to say, ‘Thank you very much, of course, should I bring something with me?’” LIBRA – Your employer may be spending an unusual amount of cash on contract employees. 2002-CR46 & Neptune indicate that certain agents & agencies now make hefty commissions per head. Find out who these agents & agencies are. Find out the accurate numbers. SCORPIO – Some brilliant, accomplished men married Marilyn Monroe. Two beautiful women married Brad Pitt. 2002-CR46 & Neptune state that every relationship brings with it its own story. What story do these relationships tell that can help or inform you? SAGITTARIUS – Parents, spouses: You crave to learn where your children or spouse is getting their hardcore illegal drugs – and you need to know as soon as possible. Should you physically thrash or verbally berate it out of them? Of course not! The mere suggestion of it disgusts 2002-CR46 & Neptune. Even so, such ugly consequences demand desperate measures. Protect your relationship as you hire private detectives – or as you ask a favor of a cop friend – willing to go down, grime & grit dirty. CAPRICORN – At the bar, you tell some slick snake God’s honest truth, “Listen, buddy: I’ve got to tell my thirteen-year-old daughter about illegal, hard drugs.” As you conclude, 2002-CR46 & Neptune urge you to emphasize the fire & ice truth you must impart, “And, truth be told, the drug dealer who sells the lethal dose to the now forever dead celebrity may warrant mention in a journalist’s account of the crime, but they are never, ever, a story in & of themselves.” AQUARIUS – Whoever it is & however they get their power – the corrupt totalitarian real estate investor, the murderous international illegal drug trafficker, the pimp who rotates fresh sex slaves to & from their area in their human trafficking network – 2002-CR46 & Neptune state that the next to last thing you want to do is to catalogue their most immediate coterie & their relationship to each & every one of them. The absolute last thing you want: That gangster to look directly at you. PISCES – Evil people do not scare you. 2002-CR46 & Neptune confirm that evil people only bring out the nobility of Pisces’ profound core strength. What scares you are weak people who sit on the fence. What scares you is moral relativism. What scares you are people who refuse to learn, to know & to proclaim who they are & what they believe – and why. $ 2002-CR46, officially named “Typhon”, is an unnamed transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on February 2, 2002. The orbit of 2002-CR46 traverses between the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto.
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Research on the above footnotes generously provided to the general public by * A Trine is a harmonious aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like element (elements being Fire, Earth, Air & Water). ARTICLE #20 Uranus in Taurus sextiles# Echeclus* in Cancer from March 10 to June 25, 2025. Accountants like & trust hard numbers, even regarding projections. Providing hard numbers regarding projections in a post-COVID economy is impossible & unwise. Satisfy yourself & them with an asterisk in the header column, denoting, “Subject to change.” ARIES – Homeowners: Don’t hire contractors to do work on your house unless you have the cash on hand at the beginning of the job in order for them to complete it. Uranus & Echeclus demand that you expect disruption in the delivery of all goods – and, even more disturbingly, in your own income stream itself. Work steadfastly from a worst-case scenario perspective. TAURUS – Read Gemini. Foresee, from the start, where you may be able to provide resources or to complete a job with less money, if necessary. Uranus & Echeclus will invariably force a change in plans. Proactively consider alternative scenarios before it becomes necessary. GEMINI – Read Taurus. Keep abreast of alternate vendors, their products, the level of skill amongst their talent & their prices. Uranus & Echeclus admit that wholesale prices will increase – find a way to keep your retail costs the same or lower to stabilize your fluctuating income. CANCER – Get your business model on paper. If you do, then Uranus & Echeclus state that a management consultant, official or otherwise, can brainstorm some very useful synergies for you to flatten costs & to attract partners & clients. LEO – Bosses don’t just want to reduce overhead – Uranus & Echeclus state that they want to eliminate it! This, of course, is millennial fairy tale – but bosses know that everybody can do much more with much, much less. Don’t join the crowd digging in their heels in resistance. VIRGO – Whether you are a small press publisher or an art gallery owner away from the major art centers of New York, Los Angeles, Miami, Chicago & Houston, you not only need clients but you need reviewers reading, looking at, writing, recommending. Uranus & Echeclus insist that advertising in your support network is in order. LIBRA – Merchants: Uranus & Echeclus state that now is the time to align your inventory overstock with your actual sales price much more proactively. Is there anything in your warehouse that will accrue in value if you simply hold onto it? Everything else – aggressively, but profitably, liquidate. SCORPIO – Uranus & Echeclus denote that a business partner knows all of the local, national & international laws with which you will need to comply in order to do business where you want – and, if you are unable to comply, to help you find a legal way around regulations. SAGITTARIUS – A work colleague who invites you to share their explicit illegal vide knows more than just the names of the people in the room serving you. Uranus & Echeclus warn that if you take the bait in the spider web it will be your own fault if you come to any harm – whatever harm may befall you. CAPRICORN – Your spouse has prepared the dinner for the guests. Your business partner has organized the activities for the event. Your job: Uranus & Echeclus put you in charge of providing lagniappe – that little something “extra.” AQUARIUS – Invite guests to your home for a “takeout & delivery” party. Every time you go out to a new local hangout, you wish you could get an appetizer or dessert from yet another new local hangout with your entrée from where you are eating now. Uranus & Echeclus now celebrate, “Problem solved!” PISCES – Rewarding children with money is tricky. You don’t want children to spend money indiscriminately. Children don’t want money if they don’t have an opportunity to spend it on what they want. The solution: Uranus & Echeclus advise you to give children money which they can spend at specific places while on vacation at a place of your choosing. * Echeclus, a centaur planet that traverses from the orbit of Jupiter to the orbit of Uranus, was discovered in March 2000 & named in February 2006. Echeclus, in the battle fought between the Centaurs & the Lapiths, died as the Lapith Ampyx threw his spear without a tip directly into Echeclus's face as Echeclus was attacking Ampyx at full gallop. For information on how to interpret Echeclus, formerly 2000-EC98, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below.
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on the above footnotes generously provided to the general public by # A Sextile is a harmonious yet primarily mental & social aspect between either Fire & Air signs (Fire being Aries, Leo, Sagittarius; Air being Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) or Earth & Water signs (Earth being Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn; Water being Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces). ARTICLE #21 Bienor< in Cancer opposes1 2002-GZ32> in Capricorn from November 20, 2024 to January 13, 2025. The detour local pedestrians encounter has not diminished (on their way to the local train & bus station during their local commute) since real estate contractors installed it at the end of the winter, but has actually expanded, impeded even more people & augmented the total time & cost of delay. Even so, nobody, as a rule, complains – an outside event has yet to trigger a protracted hostile response. ARIES – Forget your most recent arguments with your mother. Bienor & 2002-GZ32 denote that you must concentrate all your attention & energy on overcoming overwhelming logistic obstacles. Consider your emotions only after you have conquered untoward yet costly impediments. TAURUS – Alcohol & driving do not mix. Further, Bienor & 2002-GZ32 confirm that this fact is not the cop’s fault. Don’t create obstacles that did not already exist. GEMINI – Whatever assets you have are diminished if you don’t pay your debt. Of course, you can use your assets as a secured loan to pay your debt, but all that continues to be a function of your debt, not assets. In any event, Bienor & 2002-GZ32 declare that there is no reason to worry about it. Get a plan. Amortize. Pay it down. CANCER – Spouses: If your husband or wife is remote from you physically or psychologically, you cannot get into a meaningful argument with them because they will look at you as if you are from outer space. Bienor & 2002-GZ32 denote that what you really bemoan is your lack of control over your spouse. Accept what is. LEO – Lately, the work in your professional workplace has been physically arduous, intellectually complicated & dirty. When employees complain, Bienor & 2002-GZ32 state that it only makes the job worse. Look them straight in the eye & explain, “We all still have to do this ugly job.” VIRGO – Young male student athletes: If you do not make an effort to court the favor of the institution’s mothers at the beginning, then Bienor & 2002-GZ32 warn that you will suffer irrevocable downfall when you go too far personally & professionally at the very end. LIBRA – While it deeply aggravates you how professionally irresponsible the employees under your control really are, Bienor & 2002-GZ32 confirm that to complain is counterproductive. You need the money – and you need to address the extremely labyrinthine complexities which now overwhelm your family. SCORPIO – Give instructions piecemeal, tersely, in writing. When the task is done, give no more instructions, but give employees a break until you decide to start the next task. Bienor & 2002-GZ32 proclaim that the entire exercise is exhausting. Do as little as necessary. SAGITTARIUS – Professional NBA players hire multiple bodyguards to prevent gamblers & whores from encroaching upon them in public. Bienor & 2002-GZ32 emphasize the ugly truth that some people have more to lose than you will ever have. Don’t take your own safety & security for granted. CAPRICORN – Sure, you can tune out the complaints & pain of your spouse by remaining profoundly unavailable – but Bienor & 2002-GZ32 feel that it is their duty to ask, “Do you value your relationship?” AQUARIUS – If the seafood in the restaurant does not seem sufficiently fresh, do not eat it! Bienor & 2002-GZ32 state, “Better to seat some place less special than pay very good money for a hospital bed.” PISCES – If you are serious about disrupting a hyperemotional & extremely wayward child, then Bienor & 2002-GZ32 advise you to get yourself lost in a group of powerful adults. Emphasize that your time is worth money. < Bienor, a centaur planet that traverses from just outside the orbit of Saturn just across the orbit of Uranus, was discovered in August 2000 & named in January 2004. Theseus, fighting for the Lapiths against the Centaurs to avenge the honor of Pirithous's bride Hippodamia, killed Bienor by jumping on his back, pulling his hair, and smashing his mouth while it spouted violent threats. For information on how to interpret Bienor, formerly 2000-QC243, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. > 2002-GZ32 is an unnamed centaur planet discovered on April 13, 2002. The orbit of 2002-GZ32 traverses across the orbit of Uranus and just before the orbit of Neptune. For information on how to interpret 2002-GZ32, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below.
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Research on the above footnotes 1 An Opposition is a disharmonious 180 degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). ARTICLE #22 2002-PN34@ in Taurus trines# Hylonome! in Capricorn from June 4, 2024 to January 13, 2025. Many on both sides of the issue of whether or not to return to the office are more than willing to believe that “San Francisco Is A Mess, And The Owner Of The City’s Largest Hotel Is Just Walking Away” by viewfromthewing.com’s Gary Leff represents rhetoric for the “return to the office” contingent. After all, viewfromthewing.com’s Leff says in the penultimate paragraph of his article, “People left (whether for LA or other states), and the reason to stay in San Francisco was because of the other people who were there. Work from home and work from anywhere increasingly meant being in San Francisco was no longer the exclusive path to success in tech and adjacent industries. Park Hotels had made a big bet on the city, and now they’re walking away too.” But that is misreading what is on the surface. The truth is that the owner of the properties in question, the Hilton San Francisco Union Square and Parc 55 hotels, could not afford to maintain them as they waited for business to return to the city – after the employees who generate the business for the city return to the city. The owner of the hotel chain in question is losing big money now. End of story. ARIES – Just because employees who work remotely refuse to yield in their demands does not mean that your & your company’s large-scale business concerns should yield to them. 2002-PN34 & Hylonome therefore recommend a mandatory public forum in public for all employees where both sides negotiate until everybody has formed a mandate to come to the workplace on a very routine basis more often than not. TAURUS – 2002-PN34 & Hylonome signifies a cogent codification of political ideologues about the scale of the role of municipal policing in your city. Pay close attention, and participate – this ongoing debate presages genuine negotiations. GEMINI – “Mexico's 'Super Peso' Keeps Gaining, But Exports Will Likely Suffer” by reuters.com’s Noe Torres does not exactly tell Americans and Canadians the truth they don’t want to hear when it says, “But the Mexican currency's recent strengthening to about 17 pesos per U.S. dollar, from 19.50 pesos per greenback last December, makes Mexican exports more expensive,” because the Mexican Peso was close to 21 per dollar at the beginning of COVID. But 2002-PN34 & Hylonome ask, “Who cares who wants to hear it? Wait up & smell the dark roast coffee?” CANCER – Professional allies who have recently quantified, qualified & judged the merits of your current business partner’s vulnerabilities now speak in rhetorical terms to your business partner to communicate without getting personal. 2002-PN34 & Hylonome denote that these do not constitute sarcastic whispered asides: This is a status report. Instructions to follow. LEO – You tell your bosses that you lack the employees to complete ongoing business – but they know that. Bosses reply under the current influence of 2002-PN34 & Hylonome, “We don’t just need somebody now. We need somebody good.” VIRGO – Parents of adolescent males, men: Whichever man or boy is the hero, victim or the perpetrator, 2002-PN34 & Hylonome announce that authority figures, whether in the school or amongst law enforcement, no longer regard such individuals as sociological type, “Each & every individual, whether they like it or not, is a role model.” LIBRA – Read Virgo. You analyze whether certain police officers & politicians are vulnerable to or likely to commit crimes. However, as they now identify & catch somebody in the act of committing such crimes, 2002-PN34 & Hylonome declare that this is not amongst editors’ or bosses’ current priorities, “The perp walk makes a role model of one who did something he or she shouldn’t do for unethical & immoral reasons.” SCORPIO – Merchants: Being a debtor makes you uncomfortable, but you didn’t plan it, and your actions as a business entity don’t warrant it. Therefore, when you talk with people in power who can help you, 2002-PN34 & Hylonome advise, “Don’t demand – but don’t ask, either.” Power brokers really want to know, for reasons that include yet transcend you, “What’s the whole story?” Discuss candidly & dispassionately with like minds. SAGITTARIUS – Read Virgo. You make more money than most people – but your colleagues are quick to note that your lifestyle & expenses are unusually high. 2002-PN34 & Hylonome warn that, over time, you will not get the work you need if you live beyond your means. Put bluntly, other people want that money – and they live within their budget. Remember that you & everybody else serves as some sort of role model. Recalibrate. CAPRICORN – Actors, novelists, musicians, artists: The starving artist is a myth – but many artistic types psychologically invest into that mythology. Economically, 2002-PN34 & Hylonome remind you that poverty happens when you spend more than you have. That is all what a “starving artist” represents: An artist who spent money that that artist did not have – even though, most of the time, the artist spent that money on their art. Prioritize having enough money to pay for what you do. AQUARIUS – Is the company which employs you, which is currently having severe financial problems, “too big to fail?” 2002-PN34 & Hylonome demand that you reconsider your nomenclature. No business is “too big to fail.” Many businesses, which are big & which are in the process of failing, are “not yet obsolete.” Consider the difference – and the significance of that difference. PISCES – Professional allies currently on the outs need you to speak in their behalf – but 2002-PN34 & Hylonome now wonder if you can truthfully do so. After all, it doesn’t look good if the character witness actually saw what happened & proclaims one guilty. How clearly do these professional allies mirror any of the ideals which you officially espouse? Entangle yourself in no complications. @ 2002-PN34 is an unnamed transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on August 6, 2002. The orbit of 2002-PN34 traverses from within the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto. For information on how to interpret 2002-PN34, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. ! 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Echeclus$ in Cancer trines* “You knew this guy who called up to follow up the paralegal job & you didn’t tell me?” the managing partner of the law firm asked the controller. The controller, who thought this was over & done with, paused. The controller turned to the managing partner, “Yeah.” “Well, why didn’t you tell me?” the managing partner of the law firm asked the controller. “Because he didn’t want the fulltime job,” the controller told the managing partner. “So why did he call you?” the managing partner asked. “In a paraphrase off his own words,” the controller replied, “First, he wanted to tell me that you emailed him about the job, and then to ask me if I thought it was a good idea to talk to you to see if you need anybody temporarily to fill in before you hire somebody permanent.” The managing partner paused. After thinking for a moment, the managing partner asked, “Do you think, if he liked the job, he would want the job permanently?” “No,” the controller replied. “Did you ask him that or you just know in so many words?” the managing partner asked the controller. “I asked him flat out,” the controller replied. “I asked him, ‘Do you need this job?’ He said, ‘No.’ I asked, ‘Do you want this job?’ He said, ‘I don’t want this permanent job, but if it was possible to work a couple of days a week as he keeps looking & I keep looking, I figured it might work.’” “What job is he looking for?” the managing partner asked. “Executive legal secretary,” the controller replied. “What salary is he looking for?” the managing partner asked. “90 to 100,” the controller replied. The managing partner paused. “We wouldn’t pay that,” the managing partner said. The managing partner paused. After thinking for a moment, the managing partner asked, “You don’t think he would have worked out two or three times a week for awhile?” “He might have,” the controller replied. “But he could have made things difficult for me here. You & I don’t always get along.” “I know that,” the managing partner confirmed. “Me & him don’t always get along,” the controller continued. “If he is a friend of yours,” the managing partner asserted, “I could believe it.” The managing partner paused. After thinking for a moment, the managing partner exclaimed, “That sucks! We could have had somebody.” This annoyed the controller, “You might have had somebody for twenty minutes. He is not interested in this job! He was looking for short-term cash to extend his U.I. “We need somebody who is really going to be here,” the controller told the managing partner, “and he is not interested in coming here commuting two hours each way every day. Ain’t going to happen.” This annoyed the managing partner. “So,” the managing partner began, “maybe you have some ideas about who this person . . . might be.” The controller smirked at the managing partner’s sarcasm. “Not too many,” the controller replied. “But you got to look at the whole picture when dealing with this. “We’re not in the middle of the city,” the controller told the managing partner. “We’re off the beaten path. My friend thought it might be cool because he has reasons to check out the neighborhood. He is not into driving himself into the ground for a job which pays less money than he can get somewhere else. “So, long story short, people aren’t going to come here for work,” the controller said. “People who are already here will work here. “So, to start off,” the controller told the managing partner, “you look for candidates who live near here. Then, if they can do the job, fine. But if they don’t live near here, forget them.” The managing partner paused. The managing partner did not respond. “Anyway,” the controller concluded, “that’s my story & I’m sticking to it. Keep me posted if you need anything else.” ARIES – Management at your company are at a loss as they struggle to identify who has been vandalizing, burglarizing & stealing at your offices. However, Echeclus, 2002-CR46 & Neptune state that anybody who knows the local area & the people who have lived there for generations would have a very good idea about who it might be even without knowing the crime. The real problem: Neither management nor the company are from the local area. They don’t know who people from the local area are or what they really do. TAURUS – The fact that you look down on certain local working class or outright vulgar types denotes that you take them for granted. So why would you drink with them? Not because they have prestige – more likely, Echeclus, 2002-CR46 & Neptune suggest, “They have a long & violent criminal record.” You not only live in a class-conscious bubble but are also as naïve as the day is long. Be much more careful about where you lay your hat. GEMINI – As you look for a job or a better job, you ask a friend who works at your chosen employer to recommend you to their boss. This time-tested strategy should work well – as long as your friend is in good standing with that employer & that boss. However, when it comes to how salary, Echeclus, 2002-CR46 & Neptune highlight two things: 1) What is the range that this employer offers for this position? 2) Do you have enough savings to hold out for more money – or are you desperate both for this job & immediate short-term cash? CANCER – An intense new romance where you accelerate from kissy-face to hardcore sex will, as a side effect, introduce you to your new lover’s friends. Indeed, you have been through this fast-track trajectory before in your rock ‘n’ roll past – so Echeclus, 2002-CR46 & Neptune ask, “What makes you think that this particular romance will end differently?” You do not know now, but the answer to this question lies in who this new lover’s friends really are. LEO – Parents: If you didn’t trust your teenage son’s or daughter’s new friends & associates, then you spelled it out for them in no uncertain terms, “I can’t follow you around seven days a week twenty-four hours a day, but, listen closely, none of the people with whom you associate are allowed in this house for any reason!” Such an admonition will prove prescient as Echeclus, 2002-CR46 & Neptune unpackage, step by treacherous step, your teenage son’s or daughter’s new friends & associates want from your teenage son or daughter . . . and your house. VIRGO – Single men & women: Why are you suspicious of a casual friend or acquaintance who invites you to a party? Echeclus, 2002-CR46 & Neptune ask you, “Can’t you see what this host or hostess is trying to do? You are going to meet a lot of single men & women who want to hook up!” But you are still suspicious, “How does all of this benefit this host or hostess? It is not like they are getting any money out of it.” Really? Are you that socially oblivious that you forget that popularity is its own reward? LIBRA – Your employer may be spending an unusual amount of cash on contract employees, but your boss believes it is necessary. However, Echeclus, 2002-CR46 & Neptune confirm that you think it is not. Address your boss, “These agents & agencies make hefty commissions per head. Really – can’t we do much better & save a lot of money?” SCORPIO – Some brilliant, accomplished men married Marilyn Monroe. Two beautiful women married Brad Pitt. Why do these stunning women & accomplished genius men need more than one husband or wife? Echeclus, 2002-CR46 & Neptune surmise that these women & men want something more & deeper than these lovers & spouses represent – but all their power, money & fame will only lead them to still more beautiful, accomplished & deep . . . human beings, “If only I were a ship that passed in the night to explore all the oceans & seas over the entire globe.” SAGITTARIUS – Parents, spouses: You crave to learn where your children or spouse is getting their hardcore illegal drugs – and you need to know as soon as possible. Should you physically thrash or verbally berate it out of them? Of course not! The mere suggestion of it disgusts Echeclus, 2002-CR46 & Neptune. Even so, such ugly consequences demand desperate measures. Protect your relationship as you hire private detectives – and protect yourself from coming into direct contact with drug dealers who do not care if any of their “customers” & “clients” (Read: addicts) live or die. CAPRICORN – At the bar, you tell some slick snake God’s honest truth, “Listen, buddy: I’ve got to tell my thirteen-year-old daughter about illegal, hard drugs. And, truth be told, the drug dealer who sells the lethal dose to the now forever dead celebrity may warrant mention in a journalist’s account of the crime, but they are never, ever, a story in & of themselves.” Then, in the end, Echeclus, 2002-CR46 & Neptune force you to verbalize what the hardened view as sentiment, but, which to you, is truth, “You either hate people or you love them.” AQUARIUS – Whoever it is & however they get their power – the corrupt totalitarian real estate investor, the murderous international illegal drug trafficker, the pimp who rotates fresh sex slaves to & from their area in their human trafficking network – Echeclus, 2002-CR46 & Neptune state that the next to last thing you want to do is to catalogue their most immediate coterie & their relationship to each & every one of them. The fly on the wall is in it to see who & what & where. The fly on the wall is in it for the thrills. Don’t blow your cover. PISCES – Evil people do not scare you. Evil people only bring out the nobility of Pisces’ profound core strength. Echeclus, 2002-CR46 & Neptune confirm that that is why you are children’s superhero. You stand up for the good, the right & the true – and you do not give in! $ Echeclus, a centaur planet that traverses from the orbit of Jupiter to the orbit of Uranus, was discovered in March 2000 & named in February 2006. Echeclus, in the battle fought between the Centaurs & the Lapiths, died as the Lapith Ampyx threw his spear without a tip directly into Echeclus's face as Echeclus was attacking Ampyx at full gallop. For information on how to interpret Echeclus, formerly 2000-EC98, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. @ 2002-CR46, officially named “Typhon”, is an unnamed transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on February 2, 2002. 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But Uranus & Hylonome state that a different scenario is also true: A boss who puts blood, sweat & tears to make that company succeed may pay him or her self absolutely nothing as they pay you in spades. That is only fair & proper. You work – you must get paid. TAURUS – Protesting against those who protest against cops can get you hurt or killed. Don’t kid yourself – Uranus & Hylonome declare that there will not be enough cops to keep you truly safe in such a scenario. Therefore, use the form of protest which is not only the safest in expressing such opinions but, in the long run, the most effective: Write eloquently about your ideas. The pen is mightier than the switchblade! GEMINI – Investors: What you are worth on paper, according to your stock portfolio, IRAs & 401K, means little if you do not need to cash in your money right now. Uranus & Hylonome state that you already know that the stock market is a yo-yo – that is why you hold money in reserve. Continue to keep as much money in reserve as possible for every possible negative scenario. CANCER – Uranus & Hylonome declares that the reason why partners feel themselves in a subservient or weak position in financial negotiations is because they underutilize financial resources. Assure them, “Whatever it is you need to leverage your current financial position – the right bank will have the right tools to help you do it.” Get partners to start thinking outside of the box in which they put themselves many years ago. LEO – Unless bosses do something to assuage the workload of overworked employees, Uranus & Hylonome suggest that your bosses will not be working with your firm much longer themselves. Not that it will solve the problem if bosses’ bosses fire your bosses – somebody has to be the scapegoat. But if your overworked employees leave, the burden upon management will double as it will be necessary to train their replacements. If you have any ideas, make your pitch – change is overdue. VIRGO – If a man on trial has a good public reputation, then the judge & jury may look favorably upon him this one time. However, Uranus & Hylonome declare that elite male athletes & famous entertainers will get no benefit from either the judge’s or the jury’s doubt – because no doubt exists. LIBRA – Politicians, local government workers: Beware local city hall municipal cronies. Uranus & Hylonome surmise that somebody flipped & requires a scapegoat in order to stay out of the hoosgow. Unfortunately, to them, you look naïve enough to fall for their thinly veiled nonsense. Put your hand down – why are you volunteering? Stay away from the bad kids in the class. SCORPIO – A potential business partner will work with you but does not want to do business with what you negotiate the way you negotiate it. Uranus & Hylonome denote that this potential business partner has a different idea in mind. Hear them out. Think it over. Don’t get too paranoid – it is all above board but your strategy is too rigid. Make your offer more elastic. SAGITTARIUS – A work colleague who claims that you should take a retraining class to get much higher paying work speaks with legitimacy. While this colleague probably gets a cut for each person whom they recommend who makes the cut, from your end, Uranus & Hylonome state that this deal is gold. Ask what you need to do. If the training is less than six weeks, what do you have to lose? CAPRICORN – At the very least, expressing your creativity, even by attending an art gallery or a concert or by reading a book, can uplift your emotional negativity. On the upside, Uranus & Hylonome insist that there is no limit. Of course, there is no guarantee that your book will be a bestseller or that your paintings will be bought by the Met, the MOMA, the Guggenheim & the Louvre – but that is the very pinnacle of “upside.” For now, raise yourself up out of your funk. AQUARIUS – When too many real estate developers build in the same city at the same time, the glut of space makes it hard for many developers to pay back their debit. Uranus & Hylonome advise you not to become too surprised that banks raise their interest rates to borrow money much higher than the prime rate would indicate. Nobody wants to be left holding somebody else’s bag. PISCES – If friends now hurt because they bit off more than they could chew & digest financially, you don’t want to make them look bad, even when you are alone with them. However, some people now hurting for the same reason were rather arrogant about their “wealth.” Uranus & Hylonome notices that, as far as you are concerned, they appear as Jackie Gleason playing Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners after the police discovered that the money in the suitcase Ralph found on the bus was fake. Tell them, “You talked the talk, but you couldn’t walk your talk, and that is not what the Dallas Cowboys are about.” Add, “And, for the record: I hate the Cowboys.” * Hylonome, named after the wife of centaur Cyllarus, with whom she died during the Centaurs' battle with the Lapiths, was discovered in February 1995 & named during the year 2000. Hylonome bridges the gap in consciousness between Uranus & Neptune, forcing us to draw unexpected links between "accident" & "devotion" much more rapidly than is either wise or comfortable.
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Asbolus< in Cancer trines* The (cop) (detective) (prosecutor) (lawyer) began, “Whoever signed that document is ruined. This contract is desperate on its face & may be illegal. “But who signed it?” the (cop) (detective) (prosecutor) (lawyer) continued. “Of course, we’ll run forensics on the signature & get handwriting experts to appraise it. Even so, the alleged signatory had everything notarized – everything. And this is not notarized. How can one take it on its face?” ARIES – The more money that is distributed in a family inheritance, the more likely that Asbolus & Elatus say that white collar crime is attempting to usurp it. This is not a statement that money is the root of all evil – it is an assessment that the upside to crime to the downside of getting caught appears darkly safe & lucrative. Of course, appearances deceive. TAURUS – A black & white Polaroid of your drunk or dead ancestors is fairly benign & harmless, particularly if your dead elders did not get drunk too often. Conversely, that cellphone photo of your brother clearly driving drunk could be admissible in a court of law. Whether paper trail or e-discovery, Asbolus & Elatus confirm that not every object represents a “smoking gun.” But many objects signify that character is indeed fate. GEMINI – Whether you are a merchant or simply an individual, Asbolus & Elatus advise you to review credit card & banking statements monthly – or, if you can review them securely & comfortably online, daily. It becomes easier to catch something that does not make sense when one reviews statements more often. Additionally, nobody will be stealing money from you over several months if you keep your due diligence. CANCER – A sex tape may be the only response to the ultimate dare, but nobody can walk back their naked genitals if they simultaneously show their face. Asbolus & Elatus ask you to consider this metaphorically – how come the author of written erotica or porn is frequently named, “Anonymous?” Same family? LEO – As angry, enraged & fearful as a local homeowner may feel seeing teenagers wearing gang colors in your neighborhood or hometown, Asbolus & Elatus challenge you, “What those boys wearing gang colors are really middle-aged men?” Hells Angels! VIRGO – A local teenager mother who had one too many to drink now interminably warns about the local teenage drug & gang problem? Is this the pot calling the kettle black? Not necessarily – Asbolus & Elatus analyze that she might be projecting her fear for her own family out into the community. And this community is scared itself. Try not to judge. LIBRA – Teachers: You use a loaded codeword that you heard a student repeat during an official class lesson – and you feel a chill silence the room. Was this the right thing to do? Maybe or maybe not. However, if you had no plan or agenda previous to doing it, Asbolus & Elatus promise it will cause no chaos. SCORPIO – You now earn your nickname. If you don’t have a nickname, Asbolus & Elatus promise that you will soon. You are one mysterious cat, yo! SAGITTARIUS – Back in the day when you were battling a drug, booze or sex addiction, you were attracted to the kingpin’s lair, from which monarchy the kingpin would not evacuate. The lair attracts you intensely these days – not to go within, but, as Asbolus & Elatus notice, from afar. Why are you spying – for a specific purpose or for nostalgic, addictive voyeurism? Know why you are doing what you do so that you will know how to respond when things go down. CAPRICORN – When your spouse, lover or business partner all of a sudden flashes their evil eye at their unseen demon, you wonder if you really know them, “Am I walking on set of an episode of Charmed?” Asbolus & Elatus nod their head in unison, “You might be right, rabbit, you might.” Don’t complain. Watch closer. AQUARIUS – I’m sorry – how many people were arrested at the restaurant or bar last night? And you stayed? Well, Asbolus & Elatus shrug, “That’s that.” What can you expect if you return? More of the same. Eat & drink somewhere else. PISCES – Children & teenagers know the code words & the gang colors. However, Asbolus & Elatus state that what matters is if they know or do now know that you know. Remember: Children & teenagers either reinforce or undermine authority. There is no in-between. < Asbolus, named after the psychic centaur whose wisdom was completely ignored while his foolishness was universally emulated, was discovered in April 1995 & named in September 1999. Asbolus, which embodies the higher mind in the lower self, bridges the gap in consciousness between Jupiter & Neptune, warning us not to take our “leaders” at face value. > Elatus, a centaur planet that traverses the orbits of Saturn & Uranus, was dis covered in October 1999 & named in June 2003. Elatus, along with Chiron, was injured by the same poisoned arrow of Hercules when an entire tribe of centaurs attacked Hercules for drinking the communal wine of the tribe while the centaur Pholus cooked & served Hercules dinner. For information on how to interpret Elatus, formerly 1999-UG5, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below.
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Research on the above footnotes * A Trine is a harmonious aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like element (elements being Fire, Earth, Air & Water). ARTICLE #27 Echeclus< in Cancer trines* 2002-CR46> in Scorpio from January 11 to June 18, 2025. The dynamics & economics of the situation is readily apparent to all involved. Everybody is paying attention & realizes all that is at stake. The meeting convenes & all break into separate rooms, tables in the hotel lobbies or convention center, on different spots on the street. Everybody breaks out their cellphones to communicate with their lieutenants. ARIES – As family members break out into all sorts of casual & witting conversation about the state of local real estate development, Echeclus & 2002-CR46 note that the patriarch is absent. The patriarch sits in another room, alone, on a cellphone with the family’s lawyer & accountant. TAURUS – Read Cancer. Striking up a conversation with strangers in a bar is the most natural thing to do in the world. However, if you plan to go to a bar relatively frequently, Echeclus & 2002-CR46 advise you to be circumspect with whom you associate. You don’t know if a friend of a new friend is worthy of your company – or outright scorn. GEMINI – There is only so much profit & more than enough work to do to get it. Echeclus & 2002-CR46 denotes that you must know who is going to bear more than their share of the burden as you bear more than your share of the burden yourself. CANCER – Read Taurus. One-night stand! With whom? You may think that Echeclus & 2002-CR46 would congratulate you on your score – but your best friend is deeply worried, “Dude – do you know who her brother is?” LEO – Enemies cannot penetrate the wall with which you surround yourself – which is why Echeclus & 2002-CR46 warn you that they will try to invade your force field by influencing & corrupting your family members. VIRGO – Local mothers are all focused on whether or not their teenage children are drinking or drugging & driving, and how to stop them. Echeclus & 2002-CR46 advise you to talk with such mothers not so much about the end results, but about circumstances, including those involving sports, music, sex, drugs & teenagers, that lead to certain types of bad behavior. LIBRA – Your responsibility regarding all your professional employees make you realize that some knowledge about employees’ lives becomes necessary to ensure functioning & relations at work. Echeclus & 2002-CR46 insist that how you come upon such knowledge requires a significant amount of respect for, and adherence to, professional ethics. SCORPIO – Read Sagittarius. Why do the police want to know who your friends are? Echeclus & 2002-CR46 advise you not to think about it too much – just introduce them to these friends of yours who will not respect such intrusive questions, “Why do you want to know that? Tell you what: Just go screw.” SAGITTARIUS – Read Scorpio. If the police catch you in the middle of a sting op into voice or drugs, they will demand that you flip & turn over cronies. Echeclus & 2002-CR46 denote that you will have scant choice in the matter: Cooperate or incarcerate. CAPRICORN – Your spouse surprises you with unexpectedly powerful & resourceful professional connections. Echeclus & 2002-CR46 demand that you show your spouse renewed & protracted personal respect. AQUARIUS – A restaurant owner wants to introduce you personally to some of their best customers & personal friends. Accept – Echeclus & 2002-CR46 state that you might be pleasantly surprised at who they know. PISCES – Whether it is your own teenager who is in trouble with drugs or illicit sex or whether you are a local magistrate sentencing those convicted of such crimes, Echeclus & 2002-CR46 encourage you to use guidelines to determine how entrenched such miscreants are before assigning punishment. Too much severity upon a novice establishes a foundation for backlash, while leniency towards the incorrigible exacerbates the crisis. Weigh well the effect upon everybody else before initiating causes. < Echeclus, a centaur planet that traverses from the orbit of Jupiter to the orbit of Uranus, was discovered in March 2000 & named in February 2006. Echeclus, in the battle fought between the Centaurs & the Lapiths, died as the Lapith Ampyx threw his spear without a tip directly into Echeclus's face as Echeclus was attacking Ampyx at full gallop. For information on how to interpret Echeclus, formerly 2000-EC98, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. > 2002-CR46, officially named “Typhon,” is a transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on February 2, 2002. The orbit of 2002-CR46 traverses between the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto.
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ARTICLE #28
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Aquarius Cynics criticize & disparage how U2 lead singer Bono leveraged his position as internationally adored rock star to high level international diplomat. Bono not only appears amongst G7 & G8 summits personally, but has maintained cordial if not warm relations not only all twenty-first century American Presidents, Democratic & Republican – except Donald Trump, whom, according to The Associated Press’s Celebretainment, officially became persona non grata, “Bono Bands Donald Trump from U2 Shows” – and not only all twenty-first century Canadian Prime Ministers, but also British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Brazilian President Lula da Silva & even pre-darkness Russian President Vladimir Putin. Such appearances extend over many years. In this context, Bono, as a performer, has had as much success influencing the major players on the world stage as the most popular President in post-WWII American history, former Hollywood actor & Republican Governor of California Ronald Reagan. However, arguably, while not only President Reagan, but also a subsequent Republican Governor of California, another former Hollywood actor & championship bodybuilder, Arnold Schwarzenegger, achieved great popularity & influence as politicians, both did so at the cost of their own creative careers – whether or not, arguably, for political reasons. On the flip side of the coin, Clint Eastwood, Hollywood actor & director extraordinaire, nevertheless only exhibited a local reach politically as the Carmel-by-the-Sea, California. Mayor Eastwood’s criticism of President Barack Obama in his improvisational skit speaking to an empty chair at the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida met with a mixed response. One benefit which served Bono well over the years is a useful choice of political platform: Champion of the rights of Africa. Indeed, to espouse to aid & to abet a continent with a population of a billion & a quarter people would alienate no sane politician whatsoever. How Bono might choose to aid & to abet the continent of Africa – the New York Times’ Tom Zeller recounts widespread criticism Bono endured with his corporate sponsorship RED with the Gap in his 2006 article, “Bono, Trying to Throw His Arms Around the World” – but, while critics chastise Bono’s means, they do not chastise Bono’s goals, as opponents of the NRA would chastise Mayor Eastwood. But Bono’s fundamental asset is his basic personality. As former British Prime Minister Tony Blair states in “Bono Could Have Been Prime Minister, says Tony Blair” by the Guardian’s Sean Michaels, “He had an absolutely natural gift for politicking, was great with people, very smart and an inspirational speaker, motivated by an abundant desire to keep on improving, never really content or relaxed.” Not everybody is (always) a fan. Eight years before the Toronto Star published, “U2’s Bono to Meet with Prime Minister Stephen Harper,” The Canadian Press, official author of the article, recounted that, in retaliation against Bono’s criticism of Canada’s lagging response to his drive to increase financial aid to Africa, first under Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin, and then under his successor, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, “Harper reciprocated by snubbing a meeting with Bono at that year’s G-7 summit. “‘Meeting celebrities isn’t my shtick,’ Harper said then. ‘That was the shtick of the previous guy.’” ARIES – Politicians influence; entertainers astound. Cyllarus & Amycus declare that these two languages are difficult to translate to each other. Stick to what you know. Do the voodoo that you do. TAURUS – The patriarch of the family formed – or inherited – his political positions long before the current mayor showed up. Indeed, the patriarch’s response to what the current mayor now says seems to have been scripted thirty to fifty years ago in response to something entirely different. And, Cyllarus & Amycus confirm, “This is as it should be.” GEMINI – Cyllarus & Amycus warn the Twin to beware those who use rhetoric as a replacement for data & truth – rhetoric being, according to Aristotle, “the faculty of observing in any given case the available means of persuasion.” Honor the brain-deadening, overused, axiomatic tautology cum man on the street’s twitching shrug, “It is what it is,” over the rhetorician’s slick opening salvo, “Things are not what they seem.” CANCER – Do you really need that cellphone – and the running overage charges of your monthly cellphone bill? Do you really need cable TV? Cyllarus & Amycus remind the normally parsimonious Crab that these technologies add up to a serious drain of potential savings. Consider cutting off these unnecessary expenses – and actualize those potential savings! LEO – Cyllarus & Amycus will emphasize to you, early & often, how, while adversaries act & argue according to their political position, you act & argue according to your financial interests. Like the bully on the beach, you want to kick sand in weaklings’ faces – but try to perceive how these self-evidently smart humans can exist without a defined & vested self-interest. VIRGO – Employees & colleagues believe they are smarter than security & surveillance officials & employees. Cyllarus & Amycus say, “Woe be unto them.” Make not their mistake! LIBRA – Politicians: Cyllarus & Amycus emphasize, “It is not your political agenda that matters, but the political agenda of your financial benefactors.” Non-negotiable! SCORPIO – Freedom junkies: It is way too early in the transit of Pluto through Aquarius to antagonize authority figures over either your demands for limitless personal freedom or your need to express ideological & political opposition. Cyllarus & Amycus state that the zealously idealistic Scorpion needs to become more strategically Machiavellian. Stop fighting every battle for its own sake. Determine what you have to gain – or to lose – first. SAGITTARIUS – When Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden heard the man next to him on the airplane, played by Edward Norton, proclaim, “Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met,” in Fight Club, he immediately replied, “Oh, I get it, that’s very clever.” As Edward Norton smiles proudly, Cyllarus & Amycus anticipate, and agree with, Tyler’s follow-up question, “How’s that working for you – being clever?” CAPRICORN – Cyllarus & Amycus will say it ruthlessly, “Until you pay off your debts, your assets don’t count!” AQUARIUS – A new partner or adversary does not play by your rules – and Cyllarus & Amycus predict, “Nor will they.” That is not what they bring to the table. Speak no French to Germans. PISCES – Too many people are in a mad rush to go nowhere. Pay no attention – Cyllarus & Amycus advise you to hold your ground. The third time they circle back, observe with detachment, “This reminds me of Eugene Ionesco’s one-act play, ‘The Leader.’” Remain bemused as you announce, “I’m going to the gym.” @ Cyllarus, a centaur planet that traverses between Uranus & Pluto, was discovered in October 1998 & named in June 2003. Cyllarus, the noble husband of Hylonome, was killed by a random spear from an unknown hand in the battle between the Centaurs & the Lapiths. Upon witnessing the death of Cyllarus, Hylonome committed suicide by jumping on the spear that killed her husband in order to die with him. ! Amycus, a centaur planet which crosses across the orbits of Uranus & Neptune between the orbit of Saturn & the more remote portion of the orbit of Pluto, was discovered in April 2002 and named in December 2005. Amycus was the first centaur to engage in battle with the Lapiths by smashing the face of the Lapith Celadon with a candelabrum stripped from the inmost wedding shrine.
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Research on the above footnotes 1 An Opposition is a disharmonious 180 degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). ARTICLE #29
2002-VR130< in Leo squares* The drummer showed up at the bar at ten minutes to three in the afternoon. The bartender moseyed on by, “Word, yo.” The drummer & the bartender fist-bumped. “All business?” the bartender asked. “Yes, sir,” the drummer replied. “Yes, sir, it is,” the bartender mirrored. The bartender filled up a pint glass with ice, pressed a button for the flow of seltzer water and swiped the entire lip of the glass with lemon & lime. “Refresh thy thirst,” the bartender proclaimed, placing the pint before the drummer. “Forthwith,” the drummer declared, hoisting the pint before the bartender in a toast. The drummer then took a long draft of seltzer water. The bartender then grabbed the pint from the drummer & refreshed his seltzer water immediately. “That’s a fine lad,” the drummer proclaimed. The squarehead then approached the drummer drinking his seltzer water at the bar at seven minutes to three in the afternoon. “You’re early,” the squarehead observed. “I’m even earlier than you,” the drummer replied. “Speaks volumes,” the squarehead commented. “When speaking volumes,” the drummer pontificated, “I find it is more effective to be terse.” “Here, here,” the squarehead affirmed. The bartender moseyed on by, “Word, yo.” The drummer & the squarehead fist-bumped. “All business?” the bartender asked. “Yes, sir,” the squarehead replied. “Yes, sir, it is,” the bartender mirrored. The bartender filled up a pint glass with ice, pressed a button for the flow of seltzer water and swiped the entire lip of the glass with lemon & lime. “Refresh thy thirst,” the bartender proclaimed, placing the pint before the squarehead. “Forthwith,” the squarehead declared, hoisting the pint before the bartender in a toast. The squarehead then took a long draft of seltzer water. The bartender then grabbed the pint from the squarehead & refreshed his seltzer water immediately. “That’s a fine lad,” the squarehead proclaimed. The bartender raised his right forefinger in the air. “To business,” the bartender proclaimed. “To business,” the drummer raised his pint glass. “To business,” the squarehead raised his pint glass. The drummer & the squarehead clinked their pint glasses as they toasted business. The bartender took his leave. “She’s not a cop,” the squarehead told the drummer. “She’s not a cop,” the drummer parroted. The drummer asked the squarehead, “She’s still dating the chief’s son?” “Yeah,” the squarehead replied. “The chief’s son is still lead singer of the band?” the drummer asked the squarehead. “Yeah,” the squarehead replied. “Status quo since we last spoke?” the drummer asked the squarehead. “Yeah,” the squarehead replied. “Cool,” the drummer said. The drummer asked the squarehead, “So why did you want to see me?” “The chief’s son & his band is going on tour with another band starting at the end of the summer,” the squarehead replied. “Where?” the drummer asked. “Nine clubs, all within a three-hundred mile or so radius,” the squarehead replied. “Everybody’s driving?” the drummer asked. “Yeah,” the squarehead replied. “Who is the second band?” the drummer asked. “Twin’s Twin,” the squarehead replied. The drummer nodded thoughtfully. “Wasn’t the drummer in Twin’s Twin arrested?” the drummer asked. “So was the lead singer,” the squarehead replied. “Really?” the drummer asked, surprised. “That really sultry brunette with the perky breasts? She was trafficking with the drummer?” “Nope,” the squarehead replied. “She was dealing for the drummer?” the drummer asked. “Nope,” the squarehead replied. The drummer said nothing briefly, dumbfounded. “What?” the drummer exclaimed. The squarehead maintained level eye contact with the drummer. “She was eating the fruit,” the squarehead declared. The drummer’s eyes bulged. “Whoa!” the drummer exclaimed. “She was servicing the band?” “More than that,” the squarehead explained. “It was outside the band.” “So she wasn’t servicing the band?” the drummer asked. “Of course, she was, bro!” the squarehead exclaimed. The squarehead paused. The squarehead calmed himself down. The squarehead explained. “The lead singer, just like with the drummer – the band is family.” “You take care of family,” the drummer replied. “You take care of family,” the squarehead confirmed. “Everybody in the band knew what everybody was doing?” the drummer asked the squarehead. “Outside of the family?” the squarehead asked for clarification. “Outside of the family,” the drummer clarified. “Everybody knew what he was doing,” the squarehead replied, “but nobody knew what she was doing.” “Stands to reason,” the drummer commented. The squarehead & the drummer paused briefly. “So?” the drummer asked. “We need you & your squeeze to plug in with Twin’s Twin,” the squarehead asserted. This didn’t surprise the drummer at all but it did surprise the drummer a little bit. “You want me and my lady,” the drummer recapitulated. “How is she, anyway?” the squarehead asked. “How is she?” the drummer parroted in a way that insulted the parrot. “She’s friggin’ great!” “She is totally friggin’ great,” the squarehead smiled sharkishly. “Yeah, I’ve got to watch your totally lame ass around her, you low friggin’ snake,” the drummer cursed the squarehead. “Hey!” the squarehead lifted up his pint glass in toast to the drummer. “Business is business.” The drummer backed off. The drummer lifted up his pint glass in toast to the squarehead. “Business is business.” “So the chief wants to do clean up for the region,” the squarehead explained. “Twin’s Twin’s drummer played big fish in this region but he really wasn’t that big a player. Really, he was just a big a player as a musician as he was as a dealer.” “No, the band’s great,” the drummer said. “Kind of like Roxy Music with Chrissie Hynde. Last album in the CD changer. Clothes have been off for at least two albums.” “Can you play their music?” the squarehead asked. “Well, how do you figure I’m going to get time off from my job?” the drummer asked the squarehead. “Relax,” the squarehead replied. “Your gig with the homeless is with the city, right?” “You know that,” the drummer replied. “Believe me, the chief will have it covered,” the squarehead guaranteed. “The chief might be able to arrange a promotion for you in the end. “So,” the squarehead repeated, “can you play their music?” “Yeah,” the drummer replied. “Really?” the squarehead asked. “Yeah,” the drummer replied. “It’s straight ahead.” “Can she play their music?” the squarehead asked. “My girlfriend?” the drummer replied. The drummer paused. The drummer thought. “You’d have to ask her,” the drummer told the squarehead. “I’m asking you if she has the aptitude to play their music,” the squarehead asked. The drummer leveled some heavy, penetrating direct eye contact with the squarehead. “You do understand that she would have to want to do it?” the drummer asked for confirmation from the squarehead. “It’s no different with you,” the squarehead qualified, “except, of course, she is a woman.” “And it’s going to be extremely uptight for me, you know,” the drummer asserted. “No, it will be a piece of cake,” the squarehead replied. “Everybody is going to come up to me looking for product,” the drummer objected. “Believe me, nobody is going to come up to you looking for product,” the squarehead replied. “We’re already working with Twin’s Twin’s drummer.” “Twin’s Twin’s drummer flipped?” the drummer asked. “Twin’s Twin’s drummer totally flipped,” the squarehead confirmed. “You & your squeeze are going to have to practice with Twin’s Twin a lot through the end of the summer to get their music down. During that time, everybody within Twin’s Twin are going to believe that you & your squeeze are undercover cops. By the time you show up in town, you’ll be telegraphing. Nobody will cross your forcefield.” “And what about my girl?” the drummer asked. “What if random douchebag approaches her to pay her to eat the fruit?” “Look,” the squarehead told the drummer straight, “You already want to bash my skull for admiring your lady & you’ve known me forever – and you know that I’d never be that low a douchebag. So, as undercover bad ass, you just mark your territory as you walk into every bar in every town with your squeeze tight on your arm, just like you own her hot piece of ass. “Then,” the squarehead explained, “when random douchebag approaches her to pay her to eat his fruit, you just Fred Flintstone his disgusting yap & rip the teeth out of his skull. There will be plenty of real undercover from here & from there. All will be status quo. “You’ll enjoy it,” the squarehead promised. The drummer paused. The drummer reestablished eye contact with the squarehead, “Probably.” The drummer paused again. The drummer looked at the wood of the bar. The squarehead waited an appreciable amount of time. Then, the squarehead asked, “Well?” The drummer looked up. The drummer reestablished eye contact with the squarehead, “You really have to ask my girlfriend. I can’t speak for her.” “Well,” the squarehead asked, “what about you?” “You already know,” the drummer replied. “My girlfriend will think of things that we would prefer to ignore.” “That’s why we ignored them,” the squarehead replied. “Right,” the drummer confirmed. ARIES – Somebody asks you to look at the four members of some band & says, “Who doesn’t belong?” You complain that nobody gives you the criteria with which to judge those four members – but 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 respond, “Nobody ever gives you the criteria by which to judge!” It is only at this point of the process that you learn who got arrested for what – but did you already know the answer? TAURUS – Parents instruct family members not to affiliate with specific local criminals under threat of punishment by those parents – a good sign, because, if you are a lost cause, like Lisa Robin Kelly as Laurie Forman in That 70s Show, parents would simply abandon you. Even so, 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 declare that parents expect family members to behave in extremely sneaky ways. Let’s hope that the parents find those family members first. GEMINI – Because one of your new best friends is related to, or knows, very well, one of your work colleagues, you learn secrets. 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 say that the only way to continue to maintain positive relations with both individuals is to act like you are completely oblivious. CANCER – Become more strategic how you spend your money on, or in the presence of, this new sweetheart – as well as in the presence of this new sweetheart’s “friends.” 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 worry that you may divide one from the other by devoting money, spontaneously, that you had already earmarked for the other. The best solution to the problem: Plan a major purchase for your sweetheart without telling anybody so as to limit your available cash for your friends without them knowing about it. LEO – Don’t discuss your family with your friends – unless your friends already know them. 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 declare that if any member of your family meets your friends than such a meeting was fortuitous. Otherwise, don’t test fate. VIRGO – Word filters down from bureaucratic & institutional enemies that they oppose & hate you through third-party proxies. Are these third-party proxies themselves allies or enemies? 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 recommend that you find out – that way, you can plan strategies by which to protect yourself or to retaliate. LIBRA – 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 urge you not to share your nitty gritty, gumshoe, law enforcement, borderline criminal, Rockford File personal & professional connections with to associates & clients alike. Offer to act as interface between one & the other – but don’t reveal the identities of such connections to associates & clients in any form whatsoever. SCORPIO – 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 state that law enforcement officials want to know why so many people from so many walks of life know you. To their mind, you engage in vice – also to their mind, you know enough people that make them think you traffic in vice. Indeed, you always seem to be where “the action” is – but law enforcement does not believe the innocent response that you are “a bell-weather for all that is interesting.” Protect your legal standing & reputation. SAGITTARIUS – Excursions into vice become legally & perhaps fatally treacherous under the current influence of 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46. There is no longer any casual entourage; there are no “tourists.” The only people left are those in it for a dime & a dollar. Stop kidding yourself. CAPRICORN – Old money bluebloods & former financial gods of an untouchable pantheon as those in the process of falling from the heights commence to declare bankruptcy. 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 demand that you stop worshipping yesterday’s slain deities: Get in line – push hard to the front of the line if you must – and get your money! AQUARIUS – Both partners & rivals engage in economic & legal batter with power brokers & bosses. You therefore become a political football under the current influence of 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46. Expect nobody to take your own interest in consideration. Seek out an exit strategy in case the heat in the kitchen starts to melt plastic. PISCES – Gym rats: You know what effort you had to make for how long in order to get the results that you now embody. Employees: You know what you had to do to earn the money, property & luxuries you now enjoy. Now so as to protect yourself as steroids make a comeback, and to zero in on one of your professional peers who has just begun to sell coke or weed on the down low, 2002-VR130 & 2002-CR46 urge you to segregate yourself from the cheaters as you affiliate only with the winners. Don’t tolerate “shadows.” < 2002-VR130 is an unnamed centaur planet discovered on November 7, 2002. The orbit of 2002-VR130 commences beyond the orbit of Saturn as it crosses over the orbit of Uranus & Neptune. > 2002-CR46, officially named “Typhon”, is a transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on February 2, 2002. The orbit of 2002-CR46 traverses between the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto.
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Echeclus$ in Cancer trines* Peter Gabriel sings “Back in New York City” from The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway by Genesis, “We’re only as strong as the weakest link in the chain.” David Gilmour sings “Dogs” from Animals by Pink Floyd, as Roger Waters smiles sarcastically, with bitter, veiled pity, for poor Peter, “You’ve got to be crazy – you’ve got to have a real need. You have to sleep on your toes, and when you’re on the street, you’ve got to be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed. And then, moving in silently, down wind & out of sight, you’ve got to strike, when the moment is right, without thinking.” John Wetton sings “Fallen Angel” from Red by King Crimson, “Lifetimes spent on the streets of a city make us the people we are.” ARIES – You look at parents in public leading their very young children on a leash & wonder – but Echeclus & Nessus will address that disillusionment you experience as you hear horror stories of predators who abduct your children for sex trafficking & human sacrifice. The solution is extreme because the fear is palpable & the potential evil manifest. TAURUS – Political allies who are incorrigibly drunk want their allies incorrigibly drunk – and to agree with their mean drunken politics. Echeclus & Nessus encourage you to agree, “Enough of that!” GEMINI – Certain bosses will pay a premium for “extra effort.” Should you provide? Echeclus & Nessus reply, “Depends.” Sexual favors? Sorry. Illegal activity? No way. A secret mission to address a long-standing problem via dangers & unconventional legal means? Tell bosses, “Keep talking.” CANCER – Professors, literary critics, journalists, teachers: Certain historical facts succinctly address the crux of the issue – but most people, half asleep & bored, overlook such significance. You don’t – and Echeclus & Nessus compel you to tell those who listen to you, “You shouldn’t.” LEO – Read Libra. You don’t know what the evil master plan is because you are on the good guys’ team – but Echeclus & Nessus know that you have already identified the one who has hatched that master plan as they recruit the troops for their criminal incursion. Watch closely. Seek a way to infiltrate the inner circle. VIRGO – Your spouse or business partner agrees zealously with a politically aligned group of local mothers – or he or she wants to kill them. Echeclus & Nessus insist that you cannot interfere – any attempt by you to sever this relationship only serves to escalate it. Observe it closely. Watch it play out. LIBRA – Read Leo. You have already identified the troublemaker within your employ, but you have yet identified the actual trouble. Should you impose an agent provocateur to ferret out the demons? Echeclus & Nessus insist, “Of course not.” Don’t borrow trouble. The trouble will come to you when troublemakers are ready! SCORPIO – Echeclus & Nessus signify that taking a vacation with a new hot & sexy lover for the purposes you envision will be successful – and much, much more. SAGITTARIUS – Echeclus & Nessus admonish you that indulging vice, including excessive drinking or visiting strip clubs or prostitutes, while you bear & fulfill burdensome familial responsibilities, will cause your entire family untold & enduring pain. CAPRICORN – Your spouse has already figured out what you are going to do or say & confront you with that knowledge, knowing you will not change your mind at all. Therefore, Echeclus & Nessus instead advise you that such power struggles occur because of an imbalance in your fundamental relationship. Address the core issue. AQUARIUS – You & your posse of long-term friends have already seen the scam that certain colleagues & employees now pull. Should you expose it? Echeclus & Nessus smile, “Only if it makes people laugh or starts a revolution.” PISCES – Your spouse is shocked as how acutely you now punish a child – but Echeclus & Nessus realize that you deeply know how important it is, right now, to nip this type of evil misbehavior in the bud. $ Echeclus, a centaur planet that traverses from the orbit of Jupiter to the orbit of Uranus, was discovered in March 2000 & named in February 2006. Echeclus, in the battle fought between the Centaurs & the Lapiths, died as the Lapith Ampyx threw his spear without a tip directly into Echeclus's face as Echeclus was attacking Ampyx at full gallop. For information on how to interpret Echeclus, formerly 2000-EC98, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. ! Nessus, named after the centaur whose bloodied & semen-stained shirt eventually killed Hercules, was discovered during the siege at Waco in April 1993 & named in 1997. Nessus bridges the gap in consciousness between Saturn & Pluto, forcing us to discard naivete about jealousy, anger, irrationality & evil in ourselves & in others so that we may cultivate the will & the stomach to evolve as a species.
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In spite of – in inhumane defiance – of the baldly hostile insurrection, many just wave their hands at reporters, journalists, interviewers or anybody who asks them that question ever again, “Let’s forget it ever happened.” ARIES – Whether he had a job, unemployment money, corona-plus unemployment money or money from . . . wherever . . . it seems like the male of the household has all the money he needs. Do you? Whether, if so or if not, 1998-VG44, 2001-SQ73 & Hylonome nevertheless demand that you ask a rather pressing question, of this male of the household, “Where on earth are you getting all this money?” Refuse to accept any answers which make no sense. TAURUS –Whether you & a friend are swerving home in your car or pickup truck along the yellow lines of the highway or swaying back & forth as you argue & curse really loudly dominating some city sidewalk, 1998-VG44, 2001-SQ73 & Hylonome nevertheless warn both of you that just because you or a friend of yours presents unusually obtuse logistic problems when you are drunk do not prevent police officers from trying to arrest you. It may look ugly – and it may look really ugly for the cop – but they will bust you. Nothing you say will change the cops’ minds. GEMINI – An individual flush with cash may owe a ton of money on a legal judgment that they are not paying. Until this individual pays this judgment, 1998-VG44, 2001-SQ73 & Hylonome complain that they will be able to maintain a fraudulent public persona of respectability & wealth. Do your research to determine if this individual does in fact have the money to pay you. If they do, hammer them! CANCER – A spouse, lover or business partner can no longer cover up their weakness. Should you help them? Not yet. 1998-VG44, 2001-SQ73 & Hylonome advise that you tell them point blank, “Be straight with me – what really happened?” LEO – Even though your employer has not addressed this issue at all, it is still undeniable that your workplace does not have enough work for their employees & management is going broke. If it is not your problem to solve, then 1998-VG44, 2001-SQ73 & Hylonome recommend that you solve your own problems. Start by leaving. VIRGO – Athletes, student athletes, spouse or parents thereof: Angry political enemies have heard rumors about many of your transgressions & seek to punish you publicly. 1998-VG44, 2001-SQ73 & Hylonome ask you point blank, “How many of these accusations are simply rumors & how many of them are true?” You cannot fool these political enemies bent upon vengeance. Answer these questions to your lawyer as objectively as possible. LIBRA – Denuding a corrupt public official leaves behind a horrible sight. Nevertheless, whether it is the thing per se or the embellishment of varnish, 1998-VG44, 2001-SQ73 & Hylonome present exactly thus . . . . for all to see. SCORPIO – Business people: You are not doing as well as you have in the recent past, and you need access, legally, logistically or both, to certain remote or foreign markets. You can’t bully your way in, and 1998-VG44, 2001-SQ73 & Hylonome signify that not only will you get nothing if you complain but that you will be punish if you try to gain access via disinformation. All that you can do is plead – once, politely, without outright begging. Protect your dignity. SAGITTARIUS – If a stripper on stage at a porn palace has been able to manipulate you into spending much more money on her than you intended, then 1998-VG44, 2001-SQ73 & Hylonome flatly warn that she will not stop now, “Just wait to see what I have planned for you next, Mr. Big Wallet!” CAPRICORN – A spouse, lover or business partner may have inquired or engaged in manipulative conversation with you in the past to find out how much money you had, but that spouse, lover or partner does not need to do so now: Despite your genuinely effective disinformation campaign, this individual does believe that you are broke. 1998-VG44, 2001-SQ73 & Hylonome declare that false pride is useless. Well, do as thou will shall be the whole of the law – but, for Jesus Christ’s sake, don’t be a damn fool! AQUARIUS – Back in the day, you had to be very careful about what you ate if you were going to spend fourteen hours a day in your office – don’t want to gain too much weight. Now that you are taking any number of supplements to control your weight, 1998-VG44, 2001-SQ73 & Hylonome notice that you are trying your best not simply to lose weight, but to eat healthy. Do more research – not all foods which you consider healthy are healthy at all. PISCES –Your child looks directly into the eyes of one of your friends & says, “I don’t trust you.” Before, however, you go up to your child’s bedroom to tuck them into bed – and to tell you that you are proud of them – 1998-VG44, 2001-SQ73 & Hylonome advise you act like you are sending your child to bed as a punishment. Save your friend’s face as you deceive them outright. Explain to your child, no matter what age, “I sent you upstairs because I did not want my friend to hate you – you are too young to understand that some people will kill you because you tell the truth.” Add for good measure, “When you are old enough, I’m going to explain to you the meaning of diplomacy . . . for your own good.” < 1998-VG44 is an unnamed transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on November 14, 1998. > 2001-SQ73 is an unnamed centaur planet discovered on September 19, 2001. The orbit of 2001-SQ73 crosses over the orbit of Uranus. For information on how to interpret 2001-SQ73, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below. ! Hylonome, named after the wife of centaur Cyllarus, with whom she died during the Centaurs' battle with the Lapiths, was discovered in February 1995 & named during the year 2000. 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Research on the above footnotes 1 A Conjunction is a harmonious aspect wherein two or more planets meet as they transit the same sign. 2 An Opposition is a disharmonious 180-degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). ARTICLE #32 1996-TL66! in Gemini squares1 Thereus$ in Virgo opposite2 Neptune in Pisces from September 4 to October 12, 2024. There is the certain type of investor who patronizes & studies those businesses on the brink, who drive through borderline neighborhoods, on the way up & one the way down, studying the quality of the houses, who read the municipal tax rolls to see which property owners aren’t paying their property taxes. They study long & hard, do nothing for a long time. Then, when they like what they see, they pounce. (I Ching hexagram #16, Yü (Enthusiasm), Line 2: “Firm as a rock, what need of a whole day? The judgment can be known.”) ARIES – You are not looking to buy in the new up-and-coming neighborhood, “Really, the time has passed.” On the other hand, you are not particularly interested in moving to Michigan Avenue in Detroit to plant your stake in seventy consecutive blocks of urban blight, either. What is one to do? 1996-TL66, Thereus & Neptune reply, “Do your ongoing research for when you have enough money – then prepare to strike when the iron is hot. TAURUS – A new local business catches fire or it doesn’t. Sometimes, the hot new local business flares out, flames to ashes. Realizing this, 1996-TL66, Thereus & Neptune observe, “Nobody wants to hit rock bottom.” If you a local businessman seems jittery & you have a plan, make an offer. GEMINI – Parents with kids & a lucrative job: At a certain point, if you burn the candle at both ends for too long, 1996-TL66, Thereus & Neptune warn, “There will be no more candle.” Furthermore, you think you have half a tank of gas left five minutes before you collapse on the floor. Get a better plan than, “Just adrenaline.” CANCER – Somebody else with news about a local foreclosing or bankruptcy tries to persuade you that your big real estate or business opportunity has arrived. 1996-TL66, Thereus & Neptune comment that you do have reason to be skeptical. Investigate firsthand yourself. LEO – You hear rumors about how your company’s biggest client is about to bail & to leave a hole in your company’s budget. Of course, you don’t want to change jobs just because of a rumor about a shift in the wind – but 1996-TL66, Thereus & Neptune recommend that you take look at what is available now, just in case. VIRGO – You are not popular at work because you are a stickler for the rules. Now, however, as bosses get punished, fired or arrested, 1996-TL66, Thereus & Neptune note how big bosses turn their eye in your direction. Now your unpopularity can help you move up the company’s org chart. LIBRA – A couple of employees & former employees now want to put your company out of business as a result of lawsuits. 1996-TL66, Thereus & Neptune wonder if the attorney defending your bosses & your company wish to talk to you about whether or not you believe this legal action to be justified. SCORPIO – Disloyal false friends & employees will betray you again & there is nothing you can do about it. However, 1996-TL66, Thereus & Neptune denote that a long-time professional associate loyal to you may not let that happen. It is their word against the betrayer – and the betrayer’s credibility is, at best, specious. SAGITTARIUS – Unexpectedly, and quite surprisingly, 1996-TL66, Thereus & Neptune announce that your biggest ally in your power struggles with a business partner, spouse or local politician is your boss, who never speaks to you unless they are criticizing you & giving you a hard time, “You are a total pain in the ass, but, unlike them, you are never full of crap.” CAPRICORN – Whether plaintiff or defendant, 1996-TL66, Thereus & Neptune assert, “In a court of law, your popular opponents have rumor, hearsay, gossip & resentment, and you have the facts.” The smart money is on you! AQUARIUS – Musicians: 1996-TL66, Thereus & Neptune advise you neither to drive home from the bar by yourself nor to drive home with friends. Somebody does not like you. Cab, Uber or Lyft. PISCES – For better or for worse, 1996-TL66, Thereus & Neptune signify that, regarding the deep problems afflicting your family or your city, your spouse or your partners, respectively, are correct. Help execute their agenda to the letter. ! 1996-TL66 is an unnamed scattered-disk object (SDO) transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on October 9, 1996. SDOs are far more remote in space than even Varuna or Pluto, the outermost planets in our current solar system; 1996-TL66, an SDO, is also a TNO because, at perihelion, it hovers around the orbit of Neptune. For information on how to interpret 1996-TL66, note reference to Jonathan Dunn below.
Jonathan Dunn $ Thereus, a centaur planet that traverses the orbit of Saturn, was discovered in August 2001 & named in June 2003. Thereus was a centaur who hunted bears which, upon capture, he carried home alive. For information on how to interpret Thereus, formerly 2001-PT13, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below.
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Research on the above footnotes 1 A Square is a disharmonious 90 degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). 2 An Opposition is a disharmonious 180 degree aspect between or amongst planets transiting signs of like modality (modalities being Cardinal – Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn; Fixed – Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius; & Mutable – Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces). ARTICLE #33 1999-OX3* in Taurus trines1 2002-GZ32! in Capricorn from October 15 to December 26, 2024. Whether the obstacles are logistic in time & space or regulatory in law & politics, certain power brokers express hostile & impatient fury because they receive zero (or less than they need) cooperation in galvanizing the execution of enormously unwieldy, obtuse & complex projects. Is such intractable stubbornness wise. As wise as Napolean attacking Russia as part of a trade war with England. If one strives to overachieve incessantly, one must always & forever outperform – which is impossible. Channel limited resources towards well-defined goals. ARIES – When Michael Bloomberg first ran for Mayor of New York City in 2001, he accepted no political contributions but instead spent $73 million of his own money on expenses & advertising his successful campaign for mayor. Jupiter, 1999-OX3 & 2002-GZ32 put Aries the Ram in a similar position. You say you want it – you will have to put your money up, upfront, in order to conquer & to seize it. TAURUS – Canvasing for money for more police in the days of Black Lives Matter puts one head-to-head with an intractable political adversary. Jupiter, 1999-OX3 & 2002-GZ32 state that, while money may be necessary to achieve your objective, the truth is, the money only induces your adversary to oppose you directly. Adversaries will not acquiesce to the power of your purse. Prepare for negotiation – or for ruthless Machiavellianism. GEMINI – The Small Business Reorganization Act (SBRA), or Subchapter V of Chapter 11 U.S. Bankruptcy Code, same into being in the summer of 2019 in order to serve smaller business owners who could not avail themselves of the advantages of Chapter 11. After COVID-19, however, Subchapter V existed to expedite the interminable as well as to service small businesses. Jupiter, 1999-OX3 & 2002-GZ32 bring up the SBRA because a lot of people – creditors, debtors, lawyers, investors of distressed assets – now stand in a circle in a furiously massive hurry. You cannot stop a stampede. Lead, follow or get out of the way. CANCER – Your spouse maintains massive & daunting responsibilities. Your spouse needs support & practical help. You may not know what help your spouse needs, but Jupiter, 1999-OX3 & 2002-GZ32 qualify that you can tell an ally from an enemy, “You can tell a fish by looking at it.” Filter & segregate your observations from your emotions. LEO – Bosses & power brokers have the money & the political will to hire you, your employees & colleagues to execute impossible tasks on tight deadlines. Jupiter, 1999-OX3 & 2002-GZ32 therefore proclaim this as, “The failure is not an option counterpart.” Very well. This is your mission because others, not you, chose you & yours to accept it. Fork over money for the T-shirt. The Kool-Aid is free. Onward & upward. VIRGO – Print publishing, whether newspapers or books, in the early 21st century high-technology era is a mad dream – but Jupiter, 1999-OX3 & 2002-GZ32 agree, “You have drunk the Kool-Aid!” Well, we are all entitled to think & to “drink” what we like. But why do we think & “drink” this? What is the purpose behind your nascent plan? LIBRA – Elected political representatives: There is a lot – A LOT – of money being poured into local urban design. Jupiter, 1999-OX3 & 2002-GZ32 warn you harshly not to touch any of it. Hands off! SCORPIO – You are not issuing instructions to underlings – Jupiter, 1999-OX3 & 2002-GZ32 remind you that you are explaining status reports & next steps to the plutocrats funding your project. They have all the time in the world for meetings if you explain what & all they need to know – and to consider. SAGITTARIUS – Contractors, freelancers, attorneys: A lot of work involving sprawling projects under the current influence of Jupiter, 1999-OX3 & 2002-GZ32 will force you to submit invoices to various entities in order to receive payment. Some will have taxes taken out; others will not. The pay will be lucrative but scattered amongst different vendors & timelines, some of whom only pay when you show up at their offices. Is all of this worth it? Oh, yes – yes, it is. CAPRICORN – Just as Tony Bennett supported a creative sideline as a painter, the actor Paul Sorvino, known for his role as an Italian gangster in Goodfellas, not only played former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger in Nixon and Italian-American communist Louis C. Fraina in Reds, but also had achieved prominence sculpting in bronze, and, like fellow actor Paul Newman, making his own brand of spaghetti sauce. While all of these ventures brought in money, Jupiter, 1999-OX3 & 2002-GZ32 all highlight a quote by Sorvino, “"Most people think I'm either a gangster or a cop or something, but the reality is I'm a sculptor, a painter, a best-selling author, many, many things—a poet, an opera singer, but none of them is gangster, but, you know, obviously I sort of have a knack for playing these things. It would be nice to have my legacy more than that of just tough guy." Don’t take other peoples’ lack of imagination personally. Create heartbreaking works of staggering genius. AQUARIUS – You cannot stop contractors for the city from doing work on your block – too many properties & entities are involved, making too many lawyers involved. As best, Jupiter, 1999-OX3 & 2002-GZ32 advise you to try to stop contractors for the city from doing work on or near your property. Scale down the battlefield. PISCES – Associates seek your financial investment in their venture. While you have significant resources personally, Jupiter, 1999-OX3 & 2002-GZ32 note that you can invest all your money, and ten to twenty times it – for what return, exactly? You didn’t get all that money by gambling. Consider such investments carefully – and conservatively. ^ 1999-OX3 is an unnamed transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on July 21, 1999. The orbit of 1999-OX3 traverses between the orbits of Uranus & Pluto. For information on how to interpret 1999-OX3, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below.
Juan Antonio Revilla ! 2002-GZ32 is an unnamed centaur planet discovered on April 13, 2002. The orbit of 2002-GZ32 traverses across the orbit of Uranus and just before the orbit of Neptune. For information on how to interpret 2002-GZ32, note reference to Philip Sedgwick below.
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2002-VR130@ in Leo squares1 While many different logistic factors & circumstances contribute to which musicians play with which band in which lineup, interpretations as to the significance of such changes are sometimes as myriad & inscrutable as those logistic factors & circumstances. Pianist Red Garland left the first classic Miles Davis Quintet, with Davis, Garland, John Coltrane, Paul Chambers & Philly Joe Jones, to form the Red Garland Trio with Chambers & Art Taylor – a lineup which remained rather stable after playing a trio of albums with the Red Garland Quintet, which included Coltrane, Donald Byrd, Charles Joyner & Taylor. Garland left the first classic Miles Davis Quintet because, as leader, he could display much more of his finger tickling solo ability as well as his three-finger block chord percussion time signatures. Coltrane accompanied the Red Garland Trio to create what record companies released as Soultrane and Bahia by John Coltrane because Coltrane had played with the first classic Miles Davis Quintet & the Trio worked without a horn. Coltrane, of course, himself left the first classic Miles Davis Quintet to form his own classic quartet with McCoy Tyner, Jimmy Garrison & Elvin Jones, with Tyner on piano in contrast to Garland, integrating his solo efforts while keeping percussion with his blunt & decisive left hand. Miles accordingly moved forward from his first classic quintet to form the second classic Miles Davis Quintet. The second classic Miles Davis Quintet first alternated George Coleman with Sam Rivers on tenor saxophone before settling down with Wayne Shorter, completing the second classic quintet lineup with Herbie Hancock, Ron Carter & Tony Williams. As the second classic Miles Davis Quintet recorded six albums – E.S.P., Miles Smiles, Sorcerer, Nefertiti, Miles in the Sky, and Filles de Kilimanjaro – this quintet, sans Miles, recorded two albums, Herbie Hancock’s Maiden Voyage and Wayne Shorter’s Speak No Evil (where Elvin Jones replaced Tony Williams), which ranked amongst four classic mid-Sixties recordings (along with Eric Dolphy’s Out to Lunch and Oliver Nelson’s The Blues and the Abstract Truth) which featured superstar trumpeter Freddie Hubbard. ARIES – When Philadelphia 76er Joel Embiid expressed his disgust for teammate Ben Simmons, he empowered not only his teammates but also 76er upper management to recede from making a public statement. At the same time, 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46, Uranus & 2002-PN34 noticed that Embiid’s unilateral statement enhanced his standing within the 76er organization & the public. The lesson: Associate or disassociate for the greater good – and you will be rewarded with the leadership role that you have earned. (How far up will Embiid go in the 76ers’ hierarchy? Only time will tell.) TAURUS – In That 70s Show’s episode entitled, “Jackie's Cheese Squeeze,” Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso challenged Chris Masterson, the brother of cast member Danny Masterson, heavily involved in Scientology, who also dated cast member Laura Prepon, also involved in Scientology, at the time, guest-starring as the Cheese Guy, to a fight in the mall where the Cheese Guy & Kelso’s girlfriend, Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart, worked, because the Cheese Guy had kissed Jackie. By the time this episode had aired in early 2002, Danny Masterson had allegedly already committed one of four rapes for which he would eventually be tried during 2020 & 2021, over a decade later, while two more of the four rapes would allegedly occur the following year, 2003, as taping & original distribution of That 70s Show continued. Speculation of course exists about what each member of the entire cast of That 70s Show knew about Masterson’s alleged crimes at the time. In addition, before any of this happened, yet during the taping & original distribution of That 70s Show, Kutcher got stood up on a date by Ashley Ellerin on February 21, 2001 – because serial killer Michael Gargiulo had already murdered her! Ellerin blew off Kutcher a decade before Kutcher replaced Charlie Sheen as the lead of the TV show Two and a Half Men, after Sheen had spectacularly melted down in public about his cocaine use & promiscuous indulgence in porn stars. One can therefore presume that Kutcher had then, and later on, during his lead & filming of the TV show The Ranch, which also starred Danny Masterson, obeyed the law. Furthermore, given that cast member Laura Prepon had dated the alleged rapist’s brother & was herself very involved in Scientology, one can forgive her from distancing herself from both Danny Masterson & Scientology, despite the protestations of Scientology whistleblower Leah Remini in Eileen Reslin’s New York Post article, “Leah Remini ‘Doesn’t Respect’ the Way Laura Prepon Left Scientology,” and presume that she, like Kutcher, also obeys the law, despite her portrayal of international drug smuggler & convicted felon Alex Vause in Orange is the New Black. All that being said, 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46, Uranus & 2002-PN34 surmise that there were an awful lot of overlapping connections that the cast of The Ranch needed to unravel as many alumni of That 70s Show, including Kutcher, Mila Kunis, Danny Masterson, Wilmer Valderrama, Kurtwood Smith & Debra Jo Rupp, all appeared on it. All of these actors & actresses could not possibly know all of the legal & moral complications that confronted them. None of this actually suggests that the whole truth is the sum of all its individual parts. You now, like they did then, should only listen to those who really know . . and obey orders. GEMINI – Read Leo. After the debacle of the Taj Mahal Hotel in Atlantic City & his subsequent bankruptcy, no bank would lend any money to Donald J. Trump & his affiliated properties – except Deutsche Bank. Because Trump’s reputation amongst New York banks had been destroyed, 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46, Uranus & 2002-PN34 note that this affected Deutsche Bank’s reputation quite adversely & permanently, both in & beyond the banking sector. While trust & mistrust must be earned, goodwill is not earned, but is given freely or withheld tightly. Bankers & real estate developers: This can happen to you, too. CANCER – In “Cramer Expects More Companies to Reach Meme-Stock Status Until ‘Hedge Funds Learn Their Lesson,’” CNBC.com’s Kevin Stankiewicz quotes Mad Money’s Jim Kramer regarding the recent sudden rise of retail stocks Avis and Bed Bath & Beyond, “We now live in a world where individual investors like you have realized they can destroy the short-sellers whenever the short-sellers get too overconfident.” 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46, Uranus & 2002-PN34 defers to Mad Money’s Kramer. The headline of Stankiewicz’s colleague CNBC.com’s Rich Mendez says it all, “Cramer Warns Shorts About Reddit Crowd: ‘If They Smell Blood in The Water’ They Show No Mercy.” LEO – Read Gemini. Conservative bank lenders oppose the junk credit habits of certain local real estate developers, who spit at such conservative lenders to get their money from bankers with less stringent fiduciary standards & private equity. 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46, Uranus & 2002-PN34 note with trepidation how matters of accounting have become matters of political alliances. Have none of it. You are not the only professional in the business community who adds & subtracts. Stick to arithmetic. VIRGO – Philosophers discuss politics in code by referencing political theorists & economists. As off-putting as that may sound, 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46, Uranus & 2002-PN34 say that that is nowhere near as intimidating as clearly wealthy & powerful people . . . chatting about their acquaintances. LIBRA – Sure, you & all your investment banker & law firm associates know who all the big money plutocrats in the room are – but some of those big money plutocrats dip their ladles in vats of dirty money. How do you find out who, from where & how much? 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46, Uranus & 2002-PN34 reply that you must leave that room with those investment banker & law firm associates to call all your own down & dirty connections . . . on the down low. (Watch it! If you play in the mud, you will get your hands dirty.) SCORPIO – Is your demeanor of respectability genuine or the thin veneer of a sketchy façade? 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46, Uranus & 2002-PN34 declare that the answer to this question will reveal whether the money managers & power brokers in your life will answer your pointed questions about proprietary information which you – or your not-so-legitimate associates & affiliates – desperately need. Does your countenance show unconditional respect to both friends & strangers alike? Being trustworthy is not a day job! SAGITTARIUS – If your bosses or colleagues know that one of your friends or relatives, whom you see very rarely, breaks the law or behaves in a dissolute, immoral fashion, they will just shrug, “Every family has one” – and such bosses & colleagues will be discreet about sharing such information with strangers. If, however, it becomes clear to them that three, four or seven of your friends or family drink heavily, drug, do porn clubs, gamble or who the Hell knows what, then 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46, Uranus & 2002-PN34 assert that you can expect such bosses & colleagues to judge you rather negatively – and they will be hesitate to share such “common knowledge about common people” casually with total strangers. Indeed, the idea that you might be offended that bosses & colleagues would judge you based upon your personal life is willfully naïve. What you or a lawyer might call “circumstantial evidence” in a court of law is more than enough information to ostracize you completely & permanently amongst all your colleagues in your professional workplace. Set clear boundaries between your personal & professional lives because you cannot legitimately expect any privacy. CAPRICORN – The idea that a stranger can walk into a Chelsea art gallery in New York City to dazzle & to intimidate art gallery owners by asking the price of a clearly very expensive painting or sculpture impresses the uninitiated but overlooks some very important facts. 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46, Uranus & 2002-PN34 assert that the concept of “provenance” in the ownership of artwork, where the history of an art object includes all the different collectors who have owned it, distinguishes the major players from the most recent aspiring collectors from those who have absolutely no place on the map. Which is a long way of saying that no experienced art gallery owner will be dazzled or intimidated by such behavior. Everybody is more than welcome to look at the painting or sculpture – but don’t expect any real players to bite any lame fish bait. AQUARIUS – Certain established families run most cities, suburbs, neighborhoods – and certain, same old villain real estate developers try to muscle their way into such established families’ territories. On top of all that, in every city, suburb, neighborhood, 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46, Uranus & 2002-PN34 state that there will be garrulous local analysts who proclaim to know the local area who know much less than they actually do. Well, everybody has an opinion, but some people have an agenda. Be very circumspect with both your own points of view & your skepticism. PISCES – 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & 2002-PN34 denote that the correct answer to any nosy, probing question about local property, power brokers, local laws, who is in charge, the name & address of the mayor and anything else that is important is, “I’m not sure – let me check.” If you don’t feel comfortable . . disappear. (Should you ask, “Who may I say is calling?” It depends – do you want such individuals to ask you who you may be?) @ 2002-VR130 is an unnamed centaur planet discovered on November 7, 2002. The orbit of 2002-VR130 commences beyond the orbit of Saturn as it crosses over the orbit of Uranus & Neptune. * 2002-CR46, officially named “Typhon”, is a transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on February 2, 2002. The orbit of 2002-CR46 traverses between the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto. ^ 2002-PN34 is an unnamed transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on August 6, 2002. The orbit of 2002-PN34 traverses from within the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto. 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ARIES – Your parents or your family want to know if you are hiding something. If you are hiding something, you should come clean, but, more likely, Echeclus, Chiron & 2000-QB243 burden you with emotions that you can’t easily explain. Communicate that, “I’m not feeling my best & I can’t tell you why.” That should cover it. TAURUS – Alcohol under the current influence of Echeclus, Chiron & 2000-QB243 bring perverse thoughts into your mind to which you attach because they entertain obsession. Therefore, do not drink. GEMINI – Charities demand your time & money – but, as Echeclus, Chiron & 2000-QB243 ask, “For what?” Not one penny until you get a good answer! CANCER – A boss who is looking to save his job at your employer by riding on your back assigns you work that only he can legally do. Echeclus, Chiron & 2000-QB243 state that all you can do is to report your boss to your boss’s boss & refuse to do that proprietary work. Wash your hands of it. LEO – Businesspeople: If you continue to attempt to surmount the official restrictions of doing business internationally without addressing the hidden pitfalls, then Echeclus, Chiron & 2000-QB243 smile sadly, “Guess what?” You should have looked before you leaped. VIRGO – Mothers who oppose youth gangs will not hide their suspicion. Echeclus, Chiron & 2000-QB243 declare that such mothers will look young men very hard, in the eye, and will not cloak their overt surveillance. Mothers will find out what they need to know come Hell or high water. LIBRA – Bosses believed that your genius partner was a fool. Now bosses believe that your genius partner is a fraud. Why? Echeclus, Chiron & 2000-QB243 reply, “Because of their shadow behavior.” SCORPIO – Business owners: You seek to expand your business nationally & internationally, but employees act & talk in unethical & ideological ways which undermine your ability to codify, to regulate, to streamline, to incorporate or to promulgate your franchise. Echeclus, Chiron & 2000-QB243 give you no time to analyze the situation. If such employees work at cross-purposes because of deeply held & differing self-interests, you must fire them. SAGITTARIUS – Echeclus, Chiron & 2000-QB243 denote that your ego will now try to persuade your conscience that you are entitled to license in order to indulge unabashedly & recklessly into vice. Do not debase yourself because you feel desperate. CAPRICORN – Your spouse knows exactly why you feel so angry. Echeclus, Chiron & 2000-QB243 demand that you listen to them – before that anger morphs into an emotion even more untoward. AQUARIUS – As long as you exhaust stress within your body through sufficient physical exercise, Echeclus, Chiron & 2000-QB243 promise that you will be able to discern whether friends or colleagues are intellectually or emotionally confused or if they are deliberately deceitful. PISCES – Handing children or teenagers money exacerbates, and does not help to solve, children’s emotional problems. Echeclus, Chiron & 2000-QB243 implore you not to fund the infrastructure of children’s shadow behavior. Address the demon head-on. ^ Echeclus, a centaur planet that traverses from the orbit of Jupiter to the orbit of Uranus, was discovered in March 2000 & named in February 2006. Echeclus, in the battle fought between the Centaurs & the Lapiths, died as the Lapith Ampyx threw his spear without a tip directly into Echeclus's face as Echeclus was attacking Ampyx at full gallop. 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2002-VR130% in Leo squares1 The party line from management dictates that everybody on the team is working towards the same goal, but this is rarely the case. Some rookies just starting with the company as a result of that company’s loyalty to specific academic institutions all hail from the same fraternity. Certain athletes sick of playing on a loser pad their numbers at the expense of the losing franchise, disobeying direct orders of managers, coaches & owners, to get themselves traded to a potential championship winner before the trading deadline – ideally, to the team where one’s best friend from (the neighborhood) (high school) (rookie year) now makes a killing on endorsement deals. The co-star of the film dislikes the producer, director & script but fawns all over the A-list star who picks & chooses future colleagues while spinning their wheels on these worthless B-list projects. One particularly large corporate client provides so much business to one specific law firm that the entire intellectual property litigation team uproots from its employer to form its own firm. Overall, when some public relations director asserts that everybody on the team serves a niche function in pursuit of the same goals, realize that such a proclamation may be a mandate based upon willfully wishful thinking rather than a reality. The reality? For employees: In cases both benign & nefarious, not only do the loyalties of many employees on “the team” fail to bear any relationship to their current official affiliation whatsoever, in some situations, truly brazen “loose cannons” assert exactly why they do what they do to communicate to those who are on one’s official team but not on one’s unofficial team, “Cross my self-interest at your personal peril . . . sucker.” For managers: Managers either want employees on their team or they don’t. In cases where they do not want certain employees on their team, managers give those employees a chance to shine in situations which do not mean anything so that they will attract the offers of other employers until such managers get rid of them. In cases where they do want certain employees on their team, managers may take such employees directly under their wing, in the manner of a mentor training an apprentice . . . or in the manner of an eagle willing to kill the predators of baby birds in the nest. ARIES – Disturbingly, 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & Uranus notice a correlation with how animated certain peers act with all of your peers & teammates & how secretly but aggressively they promote their own interests against those peers. It is almost as if these animated peers seek to sink the ship once they jump it – except, more likely, nobody is on a ship. Remain alert. Determine if & how you can lose money as the result of the dynamic of this extremely strategic deceit. Monitor the direct actions & explicit policy, as well as the unspoken attitudes, of management. Once this analysis is complete, communicate to these animated & possibly organized peers that you plan to protect your own interests against anybody who threatens them. TAURUS – Instruct family members not to affiliate with sworn family enemies under threat of punishment. Furthermore, while there is no way to predict what wayward family members may do, 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & Uranus demand that you fulfill your duties in such a way where no family member will be able to predict what you yourself will do. Announce to all family members that their actions & affiliations are not without consequences. GEMINI – Through some random & mundane verbal interchange, you learn that one of your very new best friends is related to, or knows, very well, one of your work colleagues. As a result, 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & Uranus instruct you to expect not only aggressive & unexpected political maneuvers against you personally & professionally, but that other people both within & outside of the workplace will treat you extremely differently. Try to connect the dots – what are these new hidden adversaries trying to protect by alienating you? CANCER – New relationship? Be careful how you spend your money on, or in the presence of, this new sweetheart – as well as in the presence of this new sweetheart’s “friends.” Of course, what you choose to do with your own money is your own business – but 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & Uranus denote that your associates will now question you about what you choose to do with your own money – and with whom you choose to spend your time. Worse yet, such associates may choose to judge you without talking with you at all – and to act rather coldly & indifferently towards you on a personal level. Think beyond romance & sex – and what you must do in order to get some. Consider your reputation within your current matrix of professional politics. LEO – You take pains not to discuss with not only bosses, but in fact groups of friends whom you try to impress, those members of your family who not only do not share, but who actually oppose, your ways. This is wise – 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & Uranus state that, even though both bosses & you already know that some of your friends know these family members very well already . . . your bosses don’t want to hear anything about them at all. Continue to make your own political adjustments so that bosses will never need to do so at all. VIRGO – Word filters down from bureaucratic & institutional enemies that they oppose & hate you through third & fourth party proxies. While 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & Uranus strongly advise you to say absolutely nothing, let these bureaucratic & institutional enemies say & do whatever they want. However, once they cross the line & violate your interests, take immediate & aggressive legal action against them. LIBRA – Read Scorpio. You exude dark glamour to associates & clients alike because of your nitty gritty, gumshoe, law enforcement, borderline criminal, Rockford File personal & professional connections. 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & Uranus recommend that you inform such glamour struck associates that these connections are strictly as a result of your work – and not as a seedy extracurricular activity. Don’t be humorless about your persona – really, you have made yourself quite a unique character. Assert, “Judge me by what I do & not by how I appear.” However, communicate, unerringly, that others . . .. keep their distance. SCORPIO – Read Libra. 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & Uranus bluntly agree that law enforcement officials resent you either because of the company you keep, because of “friends” who “drop your name” or because of enemies who spread plausible, but not necessarily true, rumors about you. You have a lot of property, assets & money to protect. Therefore, jettison acquaintances posing as friends by treating them impersonally, or, better yet, by forgetting their names as you talk to them face to face. Address all rumors & set the record straight. Clean house – and ban any & everybody who makes that house “dirty.”. SAGITTARIUS – Excursions into vice become legally & perhaps fatally treacherous under the current influence of 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & Uranus. Decline all “social invitations” with the alibi, “I have to do overtime at my job.” It will be far easier to restrain your acute cravings if none of your friends are present, so that you will not need to, at that moment when circumstances become obviously & acutely dangerous, say, “No way.” For extra security, let all phone calls go into voicemail. Count those paperclips! CAPRICORN – Creditors begin to accumulate in the pursuit of those old money bluebloods & former financial gods of an untouchable pantheon as those in the process of falling from the heights commence to declare bankruptcy. 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & Uranus therefore demand that you change your priorities: Get in line & get your money. Scan the financial markets for financially distressed & unjustly undervalued stocks. If a long-time associate asks you for a loan, consider, at length, how this long-term associate handles their cash – and, unless you know that they have the ability to save absolutely every penny as close to the bone as possible, deny them. Institute an austerity lifestyle so as to accumulate savings & to live free even of ongoing debt. AQUARIUS – Both declared & open rivals, and those who act like your friends but actively seek to corrupt your agenda, affiliate or do not affiliate with power brokers who intensely dislike, and attempt to limit, your freedom. You would know how to respond if anything before you was transparent & clear – but 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & Uranus qualify that you don’t need to respond. As long as you think, act & speak as pure as the driven snow, the difference between you & the self-evidently muddy waters of all that oppose you will be obvious to all. You will be able to lock your door & to post the sign outside of the door of your apartment or house – PRIVATE PROPERTY: NO TRESPASSING – anytime that you feel it is necessary or desirable. Be as nice as you want to be. Purity of intent! PISCES – Gym rats: You know what effort you had to make for how long in order to get the results that you now embody. Employees: You know what you had to do to earn the money, property & luxuries you now enjoy. Now so as to protect yourself as steroids make a comeback, and to zero in on one of your professional peers who has just begun to sell coke or weed on the down low, 2002-VR130, 2002-CR46 & Uranus suggest that you “exchange ideas” with those whose progress seems far too accelerated to be genuine. Don’t compete – simply find out if others are giving you a cover story. If it smells bad, excuse yourself, hold your nose & walk away – then, thereafter, completely disassociate. Don’t tolerate “shadows.” ” % 2002-VR130 is an unnamed centaur planet discovered on November 7, 2002. The orbit of 2002-VR130 commences beyond the orbit of Saturn as it crosses over the orbit of Uranus & Neptune. * 2002-CR46, officially named “Typhon”, is a transneptunian object (TNO) discovered on February 2, 2002. The orbit of 2002-CR46 traverses between the orbit of Uranus out past the orbit of Pluto.
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